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The Night Agent (2023)
How in the world can this show have so high rating?
Ok. I don't understand why people have rated this show 7,5 as of 1st of November 2023.
I can give the show 3 stars for the idea and some of the action scenes but overall this show stinks more than my underwear after 12 hours of sweaty work.
The actors REALLY stinks and I usually don't care if actors are meh.
But these actors are a whole new level in bad performances.
Compared to this cast, Madonna is a true Oscar candidate for the movies she did in the 80s.
It actually hurts to see them speak their lines.
Was the budget of this show so low that everybody agreed to find people on the street and ask them to pretend to be actors?
And wtf is up with Robert Patrick's eyebrows???
The only real actor and they gave him Botox or something in his eyebrows.
That's just weird...
Still people gave this show a rating of 7,5.
The world is going downhill.
The Witcher: Blood Origin (2022)
What's all the hate?
Why are there so many reviewers hating this mini-series?
This is a lot of fun with decent actors and good production value.
I just saw all episodes and I thought it was really good.
Yes, it felt like the story should have been five or six episodes instead of just four getting to know all the characters better but still; this is way better than most of the crap productions Netflix has to offer.
I liked the way they gave small clues to the original series and I think they can now come up with new and other exciting mini-series spanning the 1200 years between this and The Witcher.
Looking forward to it.
Slasher: The One Who Sows His Own Flesh (2016)
Holy crap this is bad
You gotta see this episode to belive it.
This is so bad it's not even bad good.
T-34 (2018)
Great movie!
This movie is absolutely awesome!
But for Christ sake, don't watch the dubbed version.
This movie needs to be seen in the original language with subtitles.
T-34 is brilliant shot with great actors and a great story.
It's really amazing how the russians have stepped up their filmmaking lately.
A couple of months ago, I saw."The Blackout (2019)".
Another amazing russian film.with fantastic fx and a great story.
I'm really looking forward to the next action/war/sci-fi themed film from Russia.
The 2nd (2020)
Wow. Just wow
Probably the worst film I've seen in quite a while.
This turkey reminds me of the cheap 80's t&a "straight to video" action films.
Since Casper van Diem was in this movie, I should have known better.
He probably hasn't been in a decent movie since "Starship Troopers".
A shame really, since he's not really that bad as an actor.
For Ryan Phillipe to be in this...eh...movie, well, that tells us that he's walking down the same path as Casper. Yes, he almost only have one facial expression, but hey!, he did a good job in the tv-series "Shooter".
Anyways, after 45 minutes me and my wife actually had a fun time finding silly and wrong things in this film.
So bad it was actually funny.
And hey!!! Who the heck brings swords into a firefight? 😂 Unbelievable!
Avanpost (2019)
Absolutely great film from Russia
This movie took me by surprise.
It's great in so many ways.
Actors are great (like someone else wrote; who knew Colin Farrell spoke fluent Russian 😅), plot is great, fx are great, story is great, the whole movie is absolutely great.
It's been a long time since I've seen such carnage in a movie. It's an excellent "end of the world" movie and I love these movies.
Especially when they are really good like this one.
Way to go Russia!
Skybound (2017)
Wow! And wow again.
Hahaha, what a turkey.
Extremely poor acting, poor...eh...everything else as well.
Good thing I had my cell phone at hand because this movie really stinks.
Wow. I'm still in shock...
Skjelvet (2018)
Wam &Vennerød would be proud!
Wooden dialog, stupid behavior, annoying actors!
Nuff said.
But excellent fx!
Seriously good cgi, but that's it.
This could have been so much better but they screwed up. I can't understand why they make so poor scripts when we have a ton of good writers.
Look at "Nobel" f.ex.
Great norwegian drama and very well written.
Beliveble dialog and great acting.
"Bølgen" and "Skjelvet" gets 3 out of 10.
3 because of the cgi.
That's it!!!
Hong hai xing dong (2018)
Wow
This movie was a blast.
I really enjoyed it and I'm impressed.
Great movie in all departments.
I really don't understand what's up with the bad reviews.
Maybe some don't like good movies from other countries then USA?
Kudos to everyone involved in this great action flick!
Occupation (2018)
Could have been so much better
First of all:
This is a total remake of Red Dawn but with aliens instead of russians.
Good: Sfx is very good. Actually very good.
Bad: Everything else.
This movie feels like a 10 episode series rushed down to a two hours movie.
You don't get to know the characters so basically you don't care what happens with any of them.
I love Australian and New Zealand movies but this is one of the worst I've seen.
Sorry, but you're better off watching Red Dawn (the original, not the remake) or the TV-series Tomorrow when the war began.
Jack Ryan (2018)
Could have been so much better
First of all I would say this is an okay tv-show.
But there's a lot of annoying things that bothered me throughout the first season.
The show has a decent production and a straight forward storyline. No big surprises and no big twists.
I enjoyed several episodes but a few of them is below par.
Especially some of the clashes between american soldiers and jihad soldiers are made for people who don't know anything about war.
Also stupid is the high moral of Jack Ryan. It's downright annoying.
And why is everybody lousy shooters? No one is hitting anything until the final episode.
There's a lot of stupid things going on, but if you can put that away, it's okay.
I bingewatched it and put my brain away.
Criminal Minds: Last Gasp (2018)
Sorry CM
Probably the worst episode in Criminal Minds history.
Grab 20 beers and see it as a comedy.
You'll probably laugh through the whole episode.
Nuff said!
Criminal Minds: Annihilator (2018)
Why, WHY???????
Utter crap!
This is the second worst episode I've ever seen in Criminal Minds history.
The only episode worse than this, is "Last Gasp", the sequel to this.
What happened?
Did the producers fire the writers? Did the original writers quit and they hired someone from pre-school?
WTF! I've never seen two soooo stupid CM episodes.
There is so many criminal cases from real life in America. Should'nt be a problem finding stories, but the writers are trying to put some kind of stupid drama into the episodes.
And they utterly fail.
My wife and I have seen CM from the start, but today we're laughing at how stupid the episodes have become.
I'm really, really sorry to see this show fall apart, but it clearly needs some fresh blood on the writing side.
OMG so bad.... :-(
That's My Boy (2012)
So bad it's not even funny bad
Well, first off I wanna say that I kind of like Adam Sandler. That is if he acts in a normal way, not the retarded way. When he plays against Drew Barrymore, he's at his best in my opinion. In this movie, he's just annoying. I don't care about the "over the top" situations - nude strippers and titties, teacher f**king student, sister f**king brother, violent priest etc. All of these tings could have been a lot of fun done right. But no. For the first time in a long time, I actually did laugh just once through a whole movie. That's just sad!
I gave it 3 stars because of this: 1. The 80's music is really good 2. There's nudity in it (yes I know, I'm hopeless) 3. Vanilla Ice, James Caan and Susan Sarandon
The Expanse (2015)
At last. A show that gives you hope for the future
This show came as a big surprise. It's excellent on so many levels and great fun to watch.
I'm a sucker for good sci-fi, but haven't seen much of that lately. Today almost all sci-fi shows, have an rather uninteresting approach to the science (and fiction) theme and everything is kind of a soap-opera in space or in a dystopian future (mostly on earth).
What happened to spaceships fighting in space, etc?
I love my Star Trek, Star Wars, Farscape (greatest show ever), Firefly, SG franchise, BG (first seasons anyway) and some other shows. Now I can finally add a new sci-fi series to my list: The Expanse.
It's excellent written, excellent acted, excellent directed and with excellent CGI.
SY FY is finally back where they're supposed to be - Making great sci-fi
Iron Sky (2012)
A great and fun movie
It's a long time since I wrote a review but seeing all the bad reviews from (mostly) Germans, I had to write my own.
For background: I love sci-fi movies and TV-series. Farscape is one example of what kind of stuff I love to see on the screen.
Iron Sky is sci-fi, satire, comedy, action and a whole lot of fun. The movie mocks Americans, Germans, Aussies and actually most of the political world. It's in my opinion, one of the best movies to hit the big screen this year. If you like "Dr. Strangelove", you have to see this one.
Another thing that's really funny, is how some reviewers take this movie serious. "How can they build spaceships but can't make an I-pod?" "How come they can be in space without oxygen supply?" And so on and on.... Well, you shouldn't watch movies like this if irony is lost on you. But hey; It's good fun to read your reviews!
To the rest of you who don't take yourselves to serious, enjoy the movie for what it is, get a big bowl of popcorn and soda, and enjoy.
I gave it a well deserved 8 out of 10.
Bone Sickness (2004)
Bad bad bad....
I love horror movies and in general: Zombieflicks. Then one beautiful day I read about this film here on IMDb and it had a score of 5,3 points on the rate-o-meter. Well...I rent or buy movies after looking at this rate-o-meter because 95% of the time,I agree with it... Not this time!!!! This film is so bad that it's only.....bad. OK!There's much gore and some nudity here,but the gore is so bad made that even my brother,who's 10,can make it better. We get a lot of references to evil dead,dawn of the dead etc.etc.,but hey; Sam Raimi and Romero knew what they were doing and I think they had a lot of fun making their movies. These people didn't! Bad acting,bad editing,bad fx; in general: It's all bad. Even the nudity is bad! This movie makes "Day of the dead" look like a Oscarwinning film. 0 out of 10. Go and see "Shaun of the dead" instead!!!
Ghost Ship (2002)
Grrrrrrreat movie!!!!
After looking at the last 25 comments, I'm really starting to wonder why people even bother to see a horror movie. This flick is one of the best movies I've seen in a long time. Good actors, nice story, very good fx, etc, etc.
If you loved the uncut version of movies like for ex. Nightmare on Elm street, Hellraiser, Evil Dead and other classics; you got to see this movie. But, and this is very important, see it with surround sound, and keep the volume loud. Belive me.... If you don't get scared, you might be to young to see this film or maybe to stupid to understand it. (Or maybe movies like Faces of death is your kind of entertainment!)