I'm not a comic book fan, nor am I a "Batman" fan. But unfortunately enough, my brother is... and he just had to get this from our local library. Having seen this before and being rather neutral to it, I wasn't expecting much whenever I happened to be in the room when he watched this.
The story is simple, and also simply stupid, which is #1 on Things I Hate About Batman (TIHAB, if you're acronym-ish). Maybe it's just me, but when you knock almost everyone out at a museum, it makes more sense to actually steal the paintings than to deface them. The Joker doesn't realize this, apparently, so he throws paints onto them. Even if he thinks he's improving art, well, even I know that flat, 2D colors don't enhance things.
Also, rather than actually bothering to get better plastic surgery done on his face, the Joker decides to go and just put makeup on. If he's such a good criminal, why doesn't he do that after a while? Duh.
#2 on TIHAB is the worst part of the film: Kim Basinger's character. I know, Batman & the Joker need a love interest, but couldn't they have her progressively get quieter? You'd think she'd get used to all this anarchy around her, but no. She screams throughout the whole film, and I can just picture other events with her character: "AHHH! A fly is on my monitor!" "AHHH! I heard a noise!" "AHHH! This pencil is sharp!"
Since I can't think of anything else to bash on about this film, I'll just stop with this quote from the film:
AAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHH H!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! --Kim Basinger's character (repeated line).
The story is simple, and also simply stupid, which is #1 on Things I Hate About Batman (TIHAB, if you're acronym-ish). Maybe it's just me, but when you knock almost everyone out at a museum, it makes more sense to actually steal the paintings than to deface them. The Joker doesn't realize this, apparently, so he throws paints onto them. Even if he thinks he's improving art, well, even I know that flat, 2D colors don't enhance things.
Also, rather than actually bothering to get better plastic surgery done on his face, the Joker decides to go and just put makeup on. If he's such a good criminal, why doesn't he do that after a while? Duh.
#2 on TIHAB is the worst part of the film: Kim Basinger's character. I know, Batman & the Joker need a love interest, but couldn't they have her progressively get quieter? You'd think she'd get used to all this anarchy around her, but no. She screams throughout the whole film, and I can just picture other events with her character: "AHHH! A fly is on my monitor!" "AHHH! I heard a noise!" "AHHH! This pencil is sharp!"
Since I can't think of anything else to bash on about this film, I'll just stop with this quote from the film:
AAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHH H!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! --Kim Basinger's character (repeated line).
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