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Puss in Boots: The Last Wish (2022)
Absolute masterpiece
Oh my goodness gracious, where do I even begin to describe the sheer magnificence that is Puss in Boots: The Last Wish? This movie is an absolute tour de force, a purr-fectly enchanting tale that will leave you feline good!
First of all, let's talk about the incredible animation. The attention to detail is simply stunning, from the way Puss's fur ripples in the wind to the intricate designs on the boots he wears. Every scene is a feast for the eyes, and the vibrant colors and gorgeous landscapes will transport you to a world of pure fantasy.
And the characters! Don't even get me started on the characters. Puss in Boots himself is an absolute delight, with his sassy attitude and razor-sharp wit. But the supporting cast is equally fantastic, with memorable performances from every single member of the cast. Whether you're rooting for the heroes or hissing at the villains, you'll be completely invested in every single character's journey.
But what really sets Puss in Boots: The Last Wish apart is its heart. This movie is a genuine love letter to the power of friendship, and it will leave you feeling warm and fuzzy inside long after the credits roll. The themes of loyalty, forgiveness, and redemption are expertly woven throughout the story, and the emotional payoff is nothing short of breathtaking.
In conclusion, if you're looking for a movie that will make you laugh, cry, and feel like a kid again, look no further than Puss in Boots: The Last Wish. This film is a triumph of animation, storytelling, and pure, unadulterated joy, and it deserves to be hailed as an instant classic. Don't walk, run to the nearest theater to see it!
Avatar: The Way of Water (2022)
Abysmal
Avatar: The Way of Water is the cinematic equivalent of a wet fart. It's a bloated, overhyped, and derivative mess that leaves a bad taste in your mouth. The plot is as thin as the CGI is thick, and the characters are about as deep as a kiddie pool. The dialogue is cheesy and cringeworthy, and the acting is about as convincing as a politician's campaign promises. The special effects are about as groundbreaking as a flip phone, and the 3D is nothing more than a cheap gimmick to hike up ticket prices. In short, Avatar: The Way of Water is a cinematic travesty that's about as enjoyable as a root canal. Save your money and watch paint dry instead. Trust me, you'll thank me later.
Wreck-It Ralph (2012)
Best video game movie
Wreck-It Ralph is the ultimate cinematic experience for anyone who's ever dreamed of jumping into a video game. The animation is top-notch, the characters are lovable, and the story is a non-stop roller coaster of action and laughs.
The voice acting is top-notch, with John C. Reilly perfectly capturing the titular character's mix of endearing clumsiness and bad-guy swagger. Sarah Silverman is equally great as Vanellope von Schweetz, providing the perfect counterbalance to Ralph's rough-around-the-edges charm.
All in all, Wreck-It Ralph is a smart, funny, and heartwarming film that appeals to both children and adults. It's a rare gem that manages to be both nostalgic and fresh at the same time. 10/10, would wreck it again.
WALL·E (2008)
WALL-E: Amazing
WALL-E is hands down one of the most visually stunning, thought-provoking, and all-around kick-ass movies I've ever had the pleasure of watching. It's like if Michelangelo and Stanley Kubrick had a baby and then raised it on a steady diet of robot love and environmentalism. The animation is top-notch, the story is heartwarming, and the characters are some of the most lovable robots to grace the silver screen. But let's be real, the true star of this film is the clever and subtle social commentary woven throughout. It's a film that manages to be both entertaining and thought-provoking, a rare feat indeed. And let's not forget the incredible soundtrack, which perfectly captures the film's themes of love, hope, and the importance of taking care of our planet. So, in short, WALL-E is a cinematic masterpiece that should be required viewing for anyone with a brain and a heart.
Gisaengchung (2019)
Parasite
Parasite is a cinematic masterpiece that will leave you feeling both gut-wrenchingly uncomfortable and weirdly uplifted. The acting is top-notch, the plot is twisty and thrilling, and the social commentary will have you questioning the very nature of class and privilege. But let's be real here, the real star of the show is Bong Joon-ho's direction. The man is a genius and I will stan him until the end of time. If you haven't seen this movie yet, cancel all your plans and go watch it. Trust me, you won't regret it (except maybe for the fact that you'll never be able to unsee that iconic stair scene). 10/10, would highly recommend to anyone looking for a mind-blowing film experience.
Zootopia (2016)
Zootopia
Zootopia is a cinematic masterpiece that will have you questioning the very nature of society and your own prejudices. But don't worry, it's not all heavy stuff - this movie is also a hilarious and heartwarming romp through a world of anthropomorphic animals. But let's be real, did we expect anything less from Disney? The animation is top-notch and the voice acting, led by the incomparable Ginnifer Goodwin and Jason Bateman, is nothing short of phenomenal. I mean, come on, it's a movie about a rabbit cop trying to solve a case in a city full of animals - how can you not love it? 10/10, would watch again (and again and again).
Rick and Morty (2013)
Rick and Morty
Rick and Morty is a prime example of the utter creative bankruptcy that plagues the animation industry. The characters are one-dimensional caricatures, the writing is lazy and devoid of any semblance of wit or intelligence, and the humor is nothing more than cheap shock value and low-brow toilet humor. The show's supposed 'meta' commentary is nothing more than a flimsy excuse for its creators to lazily reference pop culture and pat themselves on the back for their supposed cleverness. In short, Rick and Morty is an insult to the intelligence of its audience and a stain on the animation medium as a whole. Avoid at all costs.
Smiling Friends (2020)
Smiling Friends
"Smiling Friends" is quite possibly the worst thing I've ever had the displeasure of wasting my time on. It is an abomination of a show that should never have been allowed to see the light of day. The animation is subpar, the writing is lazy, and the characters are about as likable as a root canal. The supposed "humor" falls flat and is as predictable as the sun rising in the east. Avoid at all costs unless you want to subject yourself to 11 minutes of pure agony. And even then, why bother when you could just gouge your eyes out with a plastic spoon instead? It would be a more pleasant experience.
Aggretsuko (2018)
A masterpiece
Aggretsuko is the epitome of perfection. It's like the creators reached into my brain, pulled out my deepest desires, and transformed them into a 25-minute animated masterpiece. The character development, the humor, the music, the commentary on the struggles of working in a corporate environment - it's all spot on. Not to mention, the death metal karaoke scenes are a stroke of genius.
I've never related to a character more than I do with Retsuko. Her daily struggles of dealing with office politics and a demanding job while trying to maintain her sanity is something I think we can all relate to. And let's not forget the amazing supporting cast, from the lovable Fenneko to the insufferable Director Ton.
But what really sets Aggretsuko apart is its ability to be both hilarious and thought-provoking. It's not afraid to tackle heavy themes like sexism and mental health in the workplace, but it does it with a deft hand and a healthy dose of sarcasm.
In short, Aggretsuko is a triumph of animation and storytelling. It's a show that not only entertains, but also resonates with its audience on a deep level. I can't recommend it enough. 10/10, would rage-sing karaoke again.