Hongwaree_Raitao Reviews

Terrifier 2 (2022)

Fun for murdering lovers

[8/10 · 19 May 2023]

Scary? No. Bloody? Yes. Gory? Absolutely. Now, all that gossip about being over the top is true, but you gotta be sensitive to blood or to explicit violence to faint or vomit. I laughed and had tons of fun. Now, about being terrifying, well, it's not. It's just dumb. That's the only downside, I guess. But it's in no way a wall to enjoy the movie. Specially the graphic, explicit killing. Now, that's about it folks. I'll just add random things from here cause the damn app forces me to. &@($($($(93(_!7$(39($8$!_)$?9"9$)2920#?$)"?$90#9293(38$+!$839$(_93)92939$!_9$)!_(92)2($9$)0@(_((4($($)$)$9$?(8$

Sonic the Hedgehog 2 (2022)

Masterful

[10/10 · 3 January 2023]

I thought the first one was going to be hard to surpass, and goddamn they did. This is a kiss in the heart of all of us Sonic fans. Thank you Sega and the team who made this possible. Idris Elba was definitely the right choice for Knuckles and I loved Tails as a character too. The thing about yhe wedding was genius and I loved every minute of it and that big black lady made an amazing performance and goddamn that Sonic mom is a cake I like to try. An absolute masterpiece and probably one of the best videogame adaptions ever made. I appreciate the lenght and the compelling story overall, sweet and fun. Perfection.

Warcraft (2016)

Fun movie, either fan or not

[6/10 · 23 August 2022]

Not the most original of stories of screenplay, but it succeed on entertaining. For those freak of nature rol playing games (d&d) people, you will be satisfied.

Little Nicky (2000)

When pick the wrong actor...

[4/10 · 23 December 2021]

The movie is super funny, wacky, and if you love dark humor, it is the movie for you...HOWEVER, the movie is totally ruined by Sandler's horrible acting I swear, it gets to the point you want stip watching the movie. If they would have picked a better actor or someone else with a funny face, maybe this movie would have been great. If you can bear Sandler's pathetic acting, you might enjoy the movie. Props for the dog character, he is the real star.

The Marksman (2021)

Same old Liam thing, but with a nice touch.

[6/10 · 29 September 2021]

I totally recommend this movie. Despite being just another Taken-kind-of-movie, it has very touching moments, human aspects of when moral becomes ambiguous. Shoot or die. If you hate cartels, you'll love this movie. And last but not least, Jacks the dog does a lovely performance. I just love that dog.

Dr. Dolittle 2 (2001)

Fun whatsoever

[6/10 · 12 April 2021]

Not as fun as the first one, but it does the job. Forget about all haters, this one will give you some laughs, and that is what you look for, right?

Doctor Dolittle (1998)

Super fun

[7/10 · 12 April 2021]

Great movie, the animals are hilarious. Great screenplay.

The Hunchback of Notre Dame (1996)

Too much singing

[3/10 · 12 April 2021]

Yeah I know, you hate me, I dont care. But that doesn't change the fact it's too much singing.

The Club (2015)

Brutal and masterful

[10/10 · 12 April 2021]

Deep look into the darkness of human race. My only complaint is the dialogues of the people from the beach, that didn't sound natural to me, and it end up being silly. And Im chilean, so I know what Im talking about. Aside from that, the movie is outstanding. Please watch it, but, be warned: it's brutal.

The Old Guard (2020)

The old fart

[2/10 · 12 July 2020]

Old same formula. Horrible screenplay, extremely generic direction, poor acting, even for Charlize. Skip it.

Drunken Master (1978)

Great classic

[6/10 · 12 May 2020]

It's not a masterpiece, not even by that time standards, but it's super fun and if you love old kung fu movies from Hong Kong, you'll love this one.

Escape from L.A. (1996)

John Carpenter is a terrible director. Period.

[1/10 · 12 May 2020]

This got to be the third Carpenter's movie I've watched and man, I have to say is just dissapointment after dissapointment. This movie is not even cheesy fun. It's just plain garbage. And oh God, Russel's acting is pathetic.

Tai Chi Hero (2012)

As bad as the first one.

[3/10 · 12 May 2020]

Again, the only thing worthy is watching Angelababy beautyness.

Tai Chi Zero (2012)

Can't take this seriously.

[3/10 · 12 May 2020]

The screenplay is so bad, and there is so many flaws. Angelababy is so beautiful, though.

Open Grave (2013)

Open disaster

[2/10 · 12 May 2020]

Really bad actors, horrible screenplay and nothing intersting really. I love Josie Ho performance, though.

Cujo (1983)

Poor dog.

[1/10 · 12 May 2020]

Atrocious movie. Stupid characters and an extremely annoying kid, everything is really hard to watch.

Jaws 2 (1978)

Jaws torn apart in 2

[2/10 · 19 April 2020]

Everything the first one did well, the second part threw it away. No gore, no tension, no climax, stupid characters and awful direction. So dissapointing.

Pitch Black (2000)

Sci fine.

[6/10 · 19 April 2020]

Nice atmosphere, great cast and good gore. Riddick is not interesting, but tue movie works. Definetely added to my sci fi list.

Birdshot (2016)

Brutal

[7/10 · 15 April 2020]

This movie portrays how things work in real life, in a very sensitive way. Excellent movie.

Spawn (1997)

Evil and gross.

[5/10 · 14 April 2020]

I like the way they portrayed Spawn and the other characters. It's nothing extraordinary but it does a decent job.

Howl's Moving Castle (2004)

The climax of Gibli

[10/10 · 14 April 2020]

Spirit Away is a masterpiece, but this goes beyond any words. Absolutely wonderful animation, beautiful characters and amazing music. Maybe the story is not that brilliant but is not a big issue at all.

Jaws (1975)

A masterpiece that never dies

[10/10 · 14 April 2020]

Great soundtrack, beautiful photography and one evil shark. Absolutely wonderful.

The Secret World of Arrietty (2010)

Same old formula

[3/10 · 14 April 2020]

Another Gibli movie that does the same and looks the same. Not bad, but beyond being surprising. And far away from the greatnes of Howl's Moving Castle and Spirited Away.

The Seventh Sign (1988)

A very borign sign

[2/10 · 14 April 2020]

Horrible. Plain boring. Awful screenplay, poor acting and one moronic story. Skip it. Save your life.

The Platform (2019)

A good message

[10/10 · 25 March 2020]

A masterpiece. Yoy need yo watch it, right now. But don't eat while you do!