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Spider-Man: Far from Home (2019)
can't tell which is worse, this or captain marvel
My god it was full of corny slapstick attempts at comedy that fell flat. who is this movie for? 5 year olds? i'm just confused coz the other spiderman movie was not like this at all.
RelationShep (2017)
Awkward and Cringey
It's basically good ole Shep being forced to play The Bachelor, SC edition. What's the difference? Here, they don't recruit females who are looking for love. He asks his friends to set him up with blind dates with girls he might or might not want to invite back to his SC harem. If you can't tell yet how this can possibly go wrong, let me make a list:
1. He goes on a date where the woman is so into him but he is not, so he invites his friend (the one who recommended his date to him) to join in as a chaperone, then when his friend arrives, he immediately leaves.
2. He goes on a date where he invites the girl back to his harem but the girl isn't really into him so she says no thanks, lol.
3. When they're in SC and he's trying to cycle through his chosen few, one of his rejected dates whom he didn't invite to harem, calls the producers and insists on joining. The producers agree and she flies in (with her dog) and when they arrive in the harem house, she is not allowed in. They put her up in a hotel instead hahaha!
4. When it came down to the last 2 girls, he did not end up choosing either. So imagine how confused they were....
5. He flies to NY to run after one of the girls who had to leave the harem coz of work, and tells her she's the one!!!!!!!!!!!
6. But turns out, she's not really into him. She only spent 2 of the 5 nights he was there with him. So that was also a fail.
I'm gonna stop here coz I'm cringing so hard from the mere retelling of these things is giving me ulcers.
Jack Ryan (2018)
It's like a male, laid back version of Homeland
I just finished the first season. It's not bad... But it keeps reminding me of Homeland though. Like if Carrie Mathison was a guy and everything was not as urgent. Homeland was way better in that you always felt some tension and urgency to the situation. Here, you know something bad's gonna happen, but things can wait, let's go have dinner first and a coffee after, lol.
Gold Rush: Parker's Trail (2017)
getting worse by the season
Out of 10 espisodes 3 were literally throwaways. if you don't have enough content to fill 10 episodes you should have just stuck with 6. watching this 3rd season was a pain. it's like some poorly planned travel show.
Texas Flip N' Move (2015)
FAKE & BORING
The show is so fake it's painful to watch. It's trying to pass for reality tv and it fails, grandly. It's so boring as well. Most of the show is filled with nonsense palaver, ugh! This is the worst house flipping show I've ever seen.