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In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale (2007)
Uwe Boll goes to Middle-Earth
After seeing the trailer, i tought this could be OK. I mean i knew it was an Uwe Boll movie, but i tough i'd give it a chance. Boy was i wrong. This movie is bad, i mean bad. Dungeons and Drangons is a masterpiece compared to this. This movie had a budget of 60 million, but the special effects were terrible. Almost like from the TV-series Hercules and Xena. This is like Battlefield: Earth, but with a middle-earth theme. This movie is one of the worst i have ever seen. Everything is bad. Costume design, special effects, plot, music and dialog are all low budget TV-series quality. I'm starting to think Uwe does this on purpose. I mean he can't be this bad, but he is. This movie is a form of torture that should be forbidden by the Geneva Convention.
V for Vendetta (2005)
The Film has its moments, not many of them though
I found this movie to be pretty boring and the dialogue full of nonsense. You find less talk in a courthouse drama.
The world did not seem futuristic at all. I find it pretty stupid that the same cars and LCD-displays (manufactured by Dell) to name a few, that are in use today, looked like they were brand new in 2019.
The film had much less action that i hoped for. Good dialogue would have helped the situation, but i found the dialogue to be very weird and full of quotes from some old English plays. It felt like some weird wannabe artistic crap. It completely lacked any tension.
And the ending with thousands of V:s that all had perfect clothing and line-up...please.
The only good things in the film were the "funny" pedophile priest, the final fight and Hugo Weaving as V.
Anything that has the name Wachowski in it has sucked after the superb first Matrix movie.
5/10
Militia II (2002)
Amazing
I have watched Militia II numerous times but i'm still amazed about how good it is. Big thanks to Daniel Frome, the director for making such great films.
The acting is usually excellent for an amateur film. One actor that really shines is Lex Cassar as Brad.
The music is so good i would buy it on CD.
Militia II has it all: drama, great filming angles, unforgettable scenes, good voice acting, excellent music and a nice story.
I have watched it over 10 times as it is better than many real Hollywood movies. Amazing.
Uuno Turhapuro - this is my life (2004)
Dreadful
Old Uuno Turhapuro movies are legendary and the last good Uuno-film was Tupla-Uuno, made in 1988. All Uuno-films after that have sucked more and more.
The best parts of this movie consist of film clips from old Uuno Turhapuro movies. All new material in this film consist of terrible acting and jokes so unfunny you just want to cry and ask God why does he allow this this crap to happen.
I'm so glad this was the last Uuno-film made.
2/10 points
-El_Ucca
Pahat pojat (2003)
A Disappointment
Well for a start, I hated the irritating cutting in this film. The film just has too many cuts that try to be cool, but are not. The film has too many camera shakes too, especially in the first half.
Acting is decent, but definitely not good. It gets better towards the end (like every aspect in the film) when Vesa-Matti Loiri returns home. Perhaps the director is to be blamed, because this film has good actors but they pretty much suck here. And the factitious dialogue does not help there either.
The dialogue has some jokes but none of them are funny. The dialogue in the whole is pretty childish and amateur like. All the TV spots basically look like a joke. And the cops are way too stupid and the Chief Constable looks and speaks like he hasn't slept in weeks. The cops just have too much trouble counting 1+1.
Though I liked Aleksi Mäkelä's film Häjyt very much, I don't like his work in this one and I don't understand how someone can give this five stars.
My rating: ** / ***** : 5 / 10
If you want good directing, acting and excellent cutting in a finnish film, watch Bad Luck Love
The Creature Wasn't Nice (1981)
One extremely boring experience
Like many people I believed this to be funny because the title was Naked Space.
I am not sure, but I believe the title was invented after the success of the great naked gun movies that were made years after this horrible crap.
This is truly one meaningless movie.
No matter how much you try to laugh at the jokes, you can't because actually there are none. It is almost if they tried to make the most boring movie ever and succeeded.
I smiled once during this movie.