AnthonyVincentBruno Reviews

Parker (2013)

Cliched garbage with blasphemy of Christ's holy name

[1/10 · 4 August 2023]

Why does a script writer need to type 'Jesus ******* Christ'? What does insulting God add to the drama of a script? It is totally unneeded and shows a total lack of awareness and talent by a writer, producer and director. Just use swear words, fine by me, but NEVER mix swear words with our Divine Merciful Savior's Holy name. It's insulting to billions of people. I watched this rubbish right until ten minutes to go when the insult occurred. CRAP! Cliched garbage with blasphemy of Christ's holy name. Cliched garbage with blasphemy of Christ's holy name. Cliched garbage with blasphemy of Christ's holy name.

Nomadland (2020)

So, so depressing.

[1/10 · 5 March 2022]

#Nomadland movie.

Watch only if paint drying isn't your thing.

Dire, unresolved and horrifically depressing.

Watch only if paint drying isn't your thing.

Dire, unresolved and horrifically depressing.

An American Pickle (2020)

Trash

[1/10 · 20 December 2021]

When you think it is funny to insult the Mother of God, you risk losing an audience, a very large audience. I will not be paying/renting/watching anything Seth Rogan, ever again.

Was there a dire NEED to use such unfunny, slickening blasphemy?

Landscapers (2021)

Spoiler Alert

[1/10 · 13 December 2021]

Two mad people committed murder on such a date, and were convicted.

4 hours later.

Two mad people committed murder on such a date, and were convicted.

And what about all that cowboy nonsense? I do not care if I missed something that is obvious to someone smarter. It was CRAP!!!!

And the cops' stupidity?

PS - I knew from the start that the Gerard letters were fake.

Dear Mr Steele? Please stop. That is, do NOT make anything else. Life is too short.

The Pagan King: The Battle of Death (2018)

Thrash

[1/10 · 31 October 2021]

I bet not many genuine movie fans get beyond ten minutes.

Amateurish and very, very trashy. A waste of time and effort by all concerned.

Trash, trash, trash and trash.

Hannibal (2013–2015)

Hopkins, Hopkins, Hopkins

[1/10 · 6 July 2021]

How many of the characters were slashed, knifed, stabbed, fed to pigs, shot and/or burnt to a crisp and still survived? Absolutley ludicrous!!!!! Sometimes, it looked like a cookery show. Give me Anthony Hopkins every day.

Complete rubbish.

All the Devil's Men (2018)

Bad

[6/10 · 12 June 2021]

Cliched but kinda watchable. The major drawback was the .ead actor....he cannot act. Woeful attempt.

The Outpost (2019)

Blase and blasphemous

[1/10 · 6 June 2021]

This nonsense contains "Jesus xxxxxx Christ." Fed up with talentless writers inserting this unnecessay blasphemp.

Try it with Muhammad and see how you get on.

Derry Girls (2018–2022)

Garbage

[1/10 · 20 June 2020]

Only tv show in history that has no writer attached. How did this garbage get made? The actors got together and made up some awful dialogue. WOEFUL!

The Salisbury Poisonings (2020)

So bad you watch it

[1/10 · 15 June 2020]

This is horriblly bad, even for the BBC. That fat chap from the Tesco adds gives a new career low cheesy, cringe performance. This is BÀAAAAAAADDDDDD.

The Chosen (2017– )

Emotional. Magic.

[10/10 · 9 June 2020]

I was dubious about watching this due to Super Church Evangelical American involvement. Then I watched the first few minutes of episode 1. Wow. As a Roman Catholic, I have to say that this is about watching something that brings outrageous joy. I admire the chap behind it. Different denominations but the same God who must be thrilled with this. Magic. Spiritual. Brilliant. Love it.

Game of Thrones (2011–2019)

Superb

[7/10 · 23 May 2020]

Would have been 10 stars except for the mediocre last series. They should have used a screenwriter with imagination.

The Lunchbox (2013)

Magical

[10/10 · 23 May 2020]

Did not expect this even though I love foreign cinema. The script, timeline and direction were superb but it is the three lead characters that make this wonderful viewing. I loved it. Pure cinema magic.

Hearts in Atlantis (2001)

Green Mile / Shawshank feel

[9/10 · 12 May 2020]

This is a great movie. A superb adaption of a Stephen King short story. Hopkins is magnificient.

The Icebreaker (2016)

Russian Propoganda

[1/10 · 3 May 2020]

The only thing missing was a cameo by a young KGB grunt called Putin. Dire stuff.

SEAL Team (2017–2024)

Season 3 is waning - dump Jason.

[7/10 · 29 April 2020]

Seasons 1 and 2 were 10 star entertainment but season 3? Its less door kicking and more Jason pouting over something non-military. Bin him and get back on track. Sonny is THE best of it. Mandy is gorgeous.

Cold Mountain (2003)

Superb.

[9/10 · 29 April 2020]

What a delightful old-school movie. I took one star away due to Ray Winstone accent. I kept expecting him to ask if someone wanted to BET365.

44 Inch Chest (2009)

A wannabe Sexy Beast - crap!

[1/10 · 25 April 2020]

Anything including dialogue like Jesus ****** will get nothing from me. Blasphemous crap. Waste of a good cast.

Allied (2016)

Atmospheric

[10/10 · 7 April 2020]

This is old school World War 2 intrigue at its best. Brad Pitt used to be known as a fancy dan, now he's an A list actor, no longer the stereotype Clooney sidekick. Marvellous and atmospheric and with a cracking finale.

L.A. Confidential (1997)

Overrated

[1/10 · 24 March 2020]

What an overlong, overrated load of blasphemous rubbish.

Hunters (2020–2023)

So bad, l kep watching

[1/10 · 23 March 2020]

This is probably the most embarrrasing tv show ever. IT IS SHOCKINGLY BAD. Logon Lermo actually looks into the camera? I cannot believe this was aired. Oh, and a writer who writes "Jesus ******* Christ" ? Come on! Total rubbish. Im thinking of replacing my television to erase all memories of it.

Joker (I) (2019)

All about the leading man - deserved Oscar

[7/10 · 16 March 2020]

J P is an awesome actor and he should have received a statuette for Mary Magdalene as well. He was even better in that. De Niro nearly ruined this for me as he can only do one thing since Raging Bull - and that is sneer. I kept thinking of King of Comedy? Well past his acting date Old Bob.

This is no Marvel/Superhero dark comedy. Joker is a superb look at mental health cutbacks.

Hampstead (2017)

Dire middle class boredom

[1/10 · 16 March 2020]

How did Brendan Gleason agree to appear in this straight-to-charity-shop-dvd crap? Sitting through it only makes you wonder why we can be attracted to 'true stories' that should never have been retold. This kind of crap could actually make people hate the British middle-class even though it is the job of actors to portray them as so morally defunct. Avoid this!

The Mighty Macs (2009)

Great stuff

[10/10 · 6 March 2020]

Old school Sunday afternoon movie that you appreciate for the depth and good feeling it generates. The guy from SEALs is in it, a hot blonde and loads of nuns. Great entertainment, ans, a true story.

Quien a hierro mata (2019)

Great cinema

[10/10 · 28 February 2020]

This movie has a great story line and is superbly acted. You might think you know the end, towards the end, but you dont. I assure you of that. A superior foreign movie and thoroughly recommended. And, no blasphemy. Joy.