simsalabeem Reviews

Digman! (2023– )

Fun, fun, fun!

[8/10 · 26 March 2023]

I loved it.

Someone who loves archeology and history, it really clicked.

Some inside jokes and so, but generally anyone can like it.

Its goofy and aimed at adults. I first thought it was going to be a kids show as it is a Disney series.

But nope. Its more like Family Guy, American Dad, Inside Job, Rick and Morty. I guess more toward Rick and Morty because the episodes seem to be adventures.

But yea, its goofy like that.

Its about this deadbeat ex-archeologist who has been living in depression after becoming a widower and losing his job.

He gets an opportunity to get another chance of becoming an archeologist again and on his side he has this bright girl who does all the thinking for him and a monkey-like creature thats on crack.

I would recommend you guys giving it a shot and watch the first episode at least.

It has cursing, drugs and so, so maybe not good to watch with your kids.

I mean, I would if I had a kid, but just want to warn you.

Looking forward to more episodes!

The Resort (2022– )

Very enjoyable mystery show

[9/10 · 6 September 2022]

It is a comedic-mystery movie.

Very different from other series, and definitely worth a watch!

Give it some time and you'll get hooked!

The jokes feels realistic, like things that happens in real life.

The mystery is very intriguing after giving it some time.

At first I was "hmm... I dont know how they are going to patch this together, it seems stupid", but I was wrong!

Good acting.

Good atmosphere.

Good plot.

Good jokes.

Good mystery.

And it is not too long either, which is nice.

After I wrote a negative review on Rings of Power, I have to write 600 letters to upload my review.

Meanwhile the top comment only has 173 letters, lol.

Shabaash Mithu (2022)

"Women can also!!"

[1/10 · 18 August 2022]

Same thing, over and over and over again.

"Women can also do this that men does" - "EVEN BETTER!!" Its getting old.

Funny how this is happening, meanwhile, on the games, there are 0 women in the audience.

No one wants to see it.

And then they have stomach to say that "men gets payed more" when they have 0 ability to pull in audience.

Stranger Things: Chapter Eight: Papa (2022) Season 4, Episode 8

Noah Schnapp

[3/10 · 5 July 2022]

What happened to him? He is like the worst actor now?

In the previous seasons he was pretty decent.. Now he is like.. overacting so hard.. and cannot convince anyone with any emotions.

Like he cries, but it looks like he is laughing.. he laughs but it looks super forced.

When he tries to look serious, its impossible to take him serious.

Was he always this bad of an actor?

Kinda mindboggling how the acting went down for him.

Stranger Things (2016–2025)

Started good... turned to trash after season 2

[5/10 · 5 July 2022]

I dont understand how Will (Noah Schnapp) lost all of his acting skills in the last 2 season.... It is so bad now!

He cant convince anyone with any emotions.. when he cries it looks like he laughs, when he laughs it looks like he cries lol.

He is just overacting so hard

Besides that, the story really fell down after season 2 (s2 was also not very good, but atleast watchable).

I think Hollywood needs to stop milking franchises..

Thanks to Sadie Sink (Max), Mozzarella (Dustin) Joe Keery (Steve) I managed to watch the series to its completion.

I dont know if the ratings on IMDB is bought or if people really dont criticize series with honesty anymore.

Do yourself a favor and watch only first or second season and stop.

It becomes a cringe fest after that.

Like they having action-scenes like Bruce Lee fighting in season 4... Cmon...

Morbius (2022)

Its morbin time! ;)

[2/10 · 16 June 2022]

Ouff.. how do I start with such a bad movie.

Everything is off with this movie.. from the over usage of CGI to bad story to plot holes to bad acting.

It was like Jared Leto didn't wanna be there, which I completely understand. That is why I give it 2 stars instead of 1 star.

No spoiler, but when he moves it becomes a smoke of the same color whatever his clothes are... what where they thinking with that. 🤣 Its not even tracers... its literally a smoke.. so its not because of he moves so fast... well I have no idea what they were trying to show.

Besides that, it had a lot corny dialogues.

And the story was lame, like they were trying too much without thinking.

He is expert of everything and yet, there is nothing to back this up.

One example is, he is this extraordinary scientist who develops this cure.. but you dont even get to know what disease its for or how he comes up with the cure.

Everything just happens without any explanation (no spoiler because he is a biochemist and biologist in the comic)

Jurassic World Dominion (2022)

Generic, way to action packed, unrealistic movie and overuse of CGI

[1/10 · 16 June 2022]

Another generic Jurassic Park movie full of bad CGI.

Actors are good, but the CGI makes the movie look tame and unrealistic.

I wish they made the Jurassic Park movies like the first two movies. More practical effects as it looks more realistic (compare T-Rex or Velociraptors from the first movie with this... Its day and night.

This is just another cheap (maybe not the budget, but how it looks) generic, way to action-packed, child friendly movie like Hollywood is spamming out now'a'days.

I wish movie makers had the balls to take chances like they did back in the day when Hollywood was good.

Now they rely too much on CGI because its safe. But it makes the movies not have a realistic feeling to it.

I'd say I will give it a 3 star max, and thats solely because of the actors makes it watchable.

Without them, it would be a 1 star.

Stranger Things: Chapter Six: The Dive (2022) Season 4, Episode 6

Corny episode

[3/10 · 2 June 2022]

Too much..... Childish things.

That family with the kids was just ridiculous. I know it was meant to be comedic... but it just came off as too childish. It was like scenes from Alone Home or something but in a corny way.

Besides that, I think the sound team kinda F up.

Since when does car tires screech when driving on sand? Lol

Series is still good, but I dont know what happened this episode and why people aren't criticizing it.

Not honest reviews... but I get it, if you like something enough then you will pretend that there aint anything negative lol.

Good Mourning (I) (2022)

I wish I could erase my memory

[1/10 · 25 May 2022]

This movie was so bad.. not funny at all.. not a single laugh.. not even a giggle.

Who thought this script was gonna be a good idea? Are they really adults?

Probably the worst thing I've ever seen.

I never stop a movie in middle of it, I always finish it, no matter how bad it is.... but I couldn't with this one.

I had to turn it off.

Dunkirk (2017)

"Possibly the best war film of all time?"

[1/10 · 14 April 2022]

The critic who wrote that, must accidentally put on the wrong movie lol.

This movie was sooooooo bad.. I think Nolan tried to do this movie in too much of an artistic way, but it just came of corny as hell.

And what was up with the bad acting? Wth, almost all seemed to be amateurs when it came to acting, I was really surprised by this.

All the action scenes were really tame.

I could not think of any worse war movie than this one.

This is absolutely the worst war movie I have seen to date.

Station Eleven (2021–2022)

Corny show

[2/10 · 6 April 2022]

This is one of the most corny shows I've seen in my life.

They try to make too much art-drama in a TV-show.

Like a travelling band of actors, doing shakespearian shows during post-apocalypse?

Also all the flashbacks are also corny where they show their prior life to the apocalypse are also overly dramatic.

It's one of the worst shows I've seen in my entire life.

Shakespearian-post-apocalypse theme could work (maybe), but surely not in this way.

If you wanna watch Hamlet, do that, instead of this crap lol.

Uncharted (2022)

Trash adaptation by Hollywood (again)

[3/10 · 12 February 2022]

Completely ruined the movie with the cast.

And then cheap jokes that 7 year olds will like.. nice - while the game content included gun shots to the head, human sacrifice etc.

This is something I hate, when Hollywood decides to make an adaptation that originally was for old teens/young adults/adults - for children.

The rating on the movie is now 7. Wait till people who played the game votes, it will go down to a 4 or 5.

Just like The Matrix (4) Resurrections did.

Adventure Beast (2021)

No, it has NO potential

[1/10 · 10 November 2021]

This is among some of the worst things I've ever seen.

I've watched Bojack Horseman, Family guy, Final Space, American dad, Rick and Morty, Inside Job etc... I love them all.

But this is just nonsense. Cannot understand how they claim its for comedy show for adult.

It's very childish and there are basically no jokes or anything fun that happens.

It's like the writers was trying to be quirky and funny, but like an old dad, completely fails and is just awkward

1 of 10 from me.

Lovecraft Country (2020)

Meh

[3/10 · 10 September 2020]

First episode was good... then it becomes BLM propaganda. Quite lame turn. Could have been a great show

Out of Shadows (2020)

A must see documentary

[10/10 · 6 August 2020]

From media mind control to Pizzagate expose. Very well made documentary. I think everyone should see it!

Bad Boys for Life (2020)

How?

[1/10 · 8 July 2020]

How did this movie get pass 5/10? I wonder how much they payed for this rating. This movie was so bad, I am embarrassed for all the actors to have been in this movie. Yea yea, being old sucks, yada yada yada yada. Thats the whole movie.

The Isle (2018)

Really... really... BAD

[1/10 · 8 July 2020]

Wow. What a waste of time. Worst movie I've seen I think. I watched Bad Boy's for life (3) the other day, and I thought that was bad.. And after watching The Isle, I have to admit, Bad Boys 3 was actually good if you compare it to this one. Completely different movies ofc yes. But wow, 5,9 rating here? Really? How? The story was bad, the acting was bad, the "special effects" (if you can call it that) was bad, everything was bad. Do yourself a favor and DONT watch this movie.

Jo Koy: In His Elements (2020 TV Special)

This was so bad

[1/10 · 8 July 2020]

I have seen Jo Koy before.. But never this boring. He only rant about Philippines whole show. Boring for non-philippines.. But also for filipinos I think, the audience didnt laugh much. And understandably

The Mandalorian: Chapter 4: Sanctuary (2019) Season 1, Episode 4

I have spoken!

[3/10 · 1 December 2019]

I think the ones who rate this above 5 stars is just a fanatic star wars fan, thats the only way! This episode felt like the writer hadn't thought this out, or maybe it was the director, directing it very poorly.

It was to exaggerated when the village people were taught combat, like pointing the sharp side toward themselves. Yes, we understand that they dont have combat skills, but come on, thats WAY to exaggerated. The directors really tries to tell us that they are inexperienced in combat, in a way, thats almost insulting to us and the actor lol.

It was cliché-ey the way Gina Carano saved baby Yoda by shooting the bad guy in the back of the head, what did she do in middle of the forest?

How did the Mandalorian lead character appear in the forest so fast after she killed the assassin?

Why did Mandalorian and Gina fight? A fight that has no point "he is also a mandalorian, guess I have to attack him for it before becoming a friend" or "He is a MANdalorian, guess I have to prove that women also can fight for no reason".

If they knew the had the type of war-robot, why didn't they just stay up in a tree, jump down on the robot, put the bomb on the roof, instead of trying to lure it down in the water? Doesn't make sense again, either bad directing or bad writing.

This episode was really a disappointment, I started watching Mandalorian because it felt new, fresh, serious. But this episode ruined it all with generic and bad jokes and fights.

I think they should kick the director of this episode. I voted the two first episodes a 9 and a 10. The third episode a 6. I give this a 3.

The Mandalorian: Chapter 3: The Sin (2019) Season 1, Episode 3

Decent episode

[6/10 · 1 December 2019]

It was a decent episode compared to the first two episodes. I give a 6, because the action-scene was a little bit cliché. It felt a little bit more childish than the first two episodes. A little to exaggerated. Besides than the action-scene, it kept the good scenography, good dialoges etc.

The Mandalorian: Chapter 2: The Child (2019) Season 1, Episode 2

Cute

[10/10 · 1 December 2019]

Good episode, keeps the serious feeling. Still not childish or amateurish written. I like that they use practical effects rather than some cr*ppy CGI that hollywood has became so accustomed with.

The Mandalorian: Chapter 1: The Mandalorian (2019) Season 1, Episode 1

I was surprised!

[9/10 · 1 December 2019]

I grew up loving Star Wars, but the latest movies, I felt was garbage. Just something to keep the franchise up, generic hollywood cr*p. I didn't have anything to watch or do, so when I saw the trailer I was like "well let's give it a try, might be ok" and I was very surprised in a good way when I watched the first episode. It was like I was watching something new, not the generic Star Wars cr*p. It had a serious feeling to it, not like the latest Star Wars movies, that was made to sell to biggest audience as possible, children. Like it was for adults. The scenography was epic. The soundtrack was epic. The dialoges was good. I really like that they spent more money on practical effects rather than some boring lifeless CGI that hollywood has become so accustomed with.

I give it a 9/10.

The Mandalorian (2019– )

Best thing I've seen in a while, in the sci-fi genre

[10/10 · 12 November 2019]

Good music, good scenography, good dialogues. Everything is just too good, I love it (never been a big star wars fan, I skipped the last 3 movies because they were so generic). Feels like this is made for maybe older audience, rather than for kids like the latest star wars movies has been.

Bill Burr: Paper Tiger (2019 TV Special)

He is a genius!

[10/10 · 7 November 2019]

Bill Burr is so funny and he is on point with every joke in this one. He demolishes feminism in this one haha. I give it a 10 / 10

Dr. Stone (2019– )

A crap show

[2/10 · 7 November 2019]

It starts very good, until like 4-5th episode, where it takes a strange change in the plot. Instead of developing the story and continue on it, it takes a hold and becomes a childrens-teach-book (but film version instead), it would have been okay, if it did teach you stuff, but STILL CONTINUED ON THE PLOT. Now on the last episode (18th) and now it continues on the plot again after 13 episodes...........