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5/10
Roll the fire trucks...
3 May 2023
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Roll the fire trucks... "On a Wing and a Prayer" comes crashing in with a thoroughly mediocre portrayal of a real incident that occurred in 2009 when Doug White, a Louisiana pharmacist, found himself unexpectedly at the helm of a twin turbo prop Beechcraft King Air after the pilot died ten minutes after takeoff.

Doug got on the radio, having had three months of private pilot training, and raised help at ATC who would direct the flight and recovery efforts, including some rather creative "remote work" by a King Air pilot hundreds of miles away in Connecticut via cell phone relay.

Several changes could have been adopted by the film's creators to make a more enjoyable experience: a. Drop the side plot with the children on the ground b. Portray the real Doug White. "He was like the coolest cucumber," controller Lisa Grimm said. (via CNN) c. "Doug learned to fly that plane in 20 minutes," Sorensen said. "I don't think you could have made the plane more complex or the pilot less experienced and have had a successful landing." d. The weather was apocryphal e. I can't put my finger on this, but the religious aspect seemed ham-fisted in it's delivery. They over-played it, and I say this as a believer.

In summary, it could have been a decent aerial incident flick with a happy ending, but it falls well short of the threshold set by the "Capt. Sully" historical drama and the pure fiction "Flight" movie. Only the most dedicated aviation enthusiasts will want to catch this one to fill in the cracks.
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Winter Dragon (2015 TV Movie)
8/10
it really is the prologue brought to life
11 December 2021
There is one popular WoT "content creator" over at the Shadowspawn YT domain... he ruthlessly mocked this production. But upon re-reading the prologue of The Eye of the World (no, not "Ravens") for the fourth time, the accuracy is there in speech and in tone.

Haters will latch on to this for it's legal maneuverings, but it really is the prologue brought to the screen.
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The Hunter (IV) (2011)
9/10
A Rare Breed
13 June 2021
Dafoe's "Hunter" character begins this tale as a cold gun for hire. His final contract will take him into a frigid southern hemisphere frontier... a shadowy military biotech company will pay him handsomely to return samples of the last Tasmanian Tiger seen in the wild, a species one life away from extinction. The local people and their factional struggles will eventually draw him in and thaw him out. The natural beauty on display in this film will captivate the viewer. The finality of death permeates this film, but the hope of new life restores the balance. As for the climax of the film... it is a rare breed indeed. Dafoe has peaked as "The Hunter."

9/10.
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8/10
Sell your cloak and buy a sword
11 June 2021
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I know this will not make it past the censors, but at least they themselves can read about agents of the devil, the FBI and the IRS, raiding Sam Childers's home, business, and charity and destroying a shipping container full of children's clothes. If we lived in a just world, a special counsel would have been convened to discover who Kony paid within the American Federal government to launch this unholy raid, and the guilty would have been placed beneath the deepest Federal dungeon. Ok censors, do your thing. Great flick. 8/10.
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9/10
Bravest little hobbit that you ever did see
3 June 2021
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This film lacks a dancing and singing Leonard Nimoy, and so of course I subtract a star and award this title a solid 9 out of 10. You have to admire the grit of a certain hobbit: leaving behind a rather comfortable life in happy seclusion, volunteering to march into uncertain realms with villainous foes hounding you constantly, all the while A Shadow Grows in The East. "Fellowship" will stand as a lasting tribute to Tolkein's great work. Peter Jackson has cemented himself in cinema and high fantasy history.
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Underwater (2020)
4/10
Unbearable Pablum
7 April 2021
Please bear with me: I have watched "The Abyss," "Leviathan," "Das Boot," "Down Periscope," "U-571," "The Enemy Below," and "20,000 Leagues." And yes, I have submarine dolphins and I have lived Below. Any one of the aforementioned flicks were more believable. One does not build a giant submersible drilling rig of 300 people at 36,000 feet when there are plenty of other places to gather resources. And even so, it would not look like wide, square corridors. You need thick steel spherical pressure vessels to even go there. The whole tone of the film was just off. I could not make it to the 10 minute mark, Stewart's toned midriff notwithstanding, of course. I doubt even the lay viewer of the "terror under the sea" film could suspend disbelief; I could not.
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9/10
A Glimmering Item in a Wasteland of Junk
4 April 2021
Warning: Spoilers
It's not Marvel No. 45. It's not a remake of a beloved 80's flick. No, this title stands alone, a unique creative tale in a wasteland of the mind. Rusted hulks of old, boring stories lay about the place, but your eye spots this item: a glimmering creation, beckoning you to look closer.

By any other measure, it would be mediocre. But against the backdrop of humdrum pablum of this industry in this year, it clearly is head and shoulders above the rest.

9/10

I won't look for it at the awards shows, because it will not be there among the ranks of the boring and unoriginal.
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Wildlike (2014)
5/10
A pretty face can dress up mediocre pablum
3 March 2021
This flick was mediocre pablum set within the gorgeous backdrop of the Pacific Northwest. +5 for setting +3 for a pretty face -3 for mediocre pablum By common core math, and by all other mathematical algorithms, that puts us squarely in 5 of 10 territory. Well done team. Stolen hotel muffins at 9AM.
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Mega Python vs. Gatoroid (2011 TV Movie)
8/10
Simple Excellence
9 December 2020
No preaching. No politics. Just monsters and human frailties. 8 of 10
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5/10
Five Stars for Honesty
4 September 2020
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I wanna thank Kripke for his brutal honesty.

What an underdog tale: a band of evil henchmen, an all-powerful government, and one man who dared to take them all on. It really gets Kripke's goat that the underdog won. Well, you can't script reality. Or can you?

See you in November, Kripke. You're gonna need a container ship of Xanax, or whatever you huffed before this puff piece, bub. You were literally shaking.

Five Stars for Honesty
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Aftermath (VII) (2014)
6/10
The only winning move is not to play...
28 July 2020
"Aftermath" cannot really stand up to films like The Day After or Threads, nor books like Alas Babylon or On The Beach or One Minute After, but it does alright. The movie's success is to serve as a warning to avoid nuclear war. I wasn't going to comment until I saw a 1/10 review grumping about smoking around a pregnant woman; was the commenter oblivious to the ionizing radiation permeating the countryside? If it ever comes to this, pray you go out in a blazing flash. Misery awaits those who survive the initial exchange. 6/10
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9/10
Thank You
29 March 2020
Thank you to the producers and financial backers of this documentary, so that the deeds of Bravo Company, 1/26, during the Siege of Khe Sanh in 1968 can be enshrined forever in the history of America. I am reading now that some of those interviewed have passed on, but their story, in their own words, is now on record for all time. "Thank God that such men lived." The documentary is available now on Amazon Prime, and I hope that many Americans get a chance to watch it.
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The Purge (I) (2013)
7/10
Underrated commercial and critical success
22 March 2020
7/10 up front. Thrillers aren't really my thing, but that's not what was alluring to me about "The Purge." It was the concept. Just because most of America participates in some annual mass psychosis, does that make it right? The central characters of this film, a suburban family of four, are thrust into this moral dilemma against their will when a hunted man takes refuge in their home. "Purge" was a commercial success with a 30-to-1 ROI, something rarely seen in Hollywood. Perhaps that weighs on critics... "Purge" gently mocks the $300 million flagship pieces released each summer. Those expensive productions generally contain much less to think about than "Purge." It's not for everyone, but it still has me thinking after the on-screen thrills have faded.
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9/10
Feels over Reals
12 March 2020
I watched this in the cinema upon release, and I just rewatched it. If a picture can make me feel for a holographic woman and her relationship with her synthetic human named Joe, then that alone earns the praise of this simple sci-fi sojourner. Then again, Joi doesn't have much competition: the cold Lieutenant or the woman for hire. The visuals take us into one possible future while the score washes over us like a cold tide, with all the expected sensations and blaring nervous symptom responses. "A and T and C and G... four symbols to make a man. And I'm only half that." "But twice as elegant." These 10 seconds of prose cement this picture in tech noir myth forever. Well done cast and crew. This was a solid homage, made brilliant in contrast to all these bland and traitorous reboots and retreads which have fallen flat recently.
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Casshan: Robot Hunter (1993–1994)
7/10
Staple of 90s anime
28 February 2020
"Cashaan: Robot Hunter" is a 90s retelling of a 70s animation. The once-human Tetsuya, after being mortally wounded, climbs into a device constructed by his father and transforms into the cybernetic organism Cashaan, and sets out for revenge. Themes from "Robot Hunter" would ripple across western cinema like rings from a rock tossed into a pond: a world overrun by artificial intelligence after a vain war, an apocalyptic aftermath landscape where human remnants toil in slavery to machine overlords, the human resistance on the run and commanded from a lurking submarine, and a "Neo" human shouldering the burden of redeeming and restoring humanity to its prior glories. Sound familiar? Some critiques of "Robot Hunter" point to its treatment of women, and it's true: only three are shown. Tetsuya's dead mother, one of the Black King's cold lieutenants, and Luna. But Luna acquits herself in the first act, acting more brave and powerful than any of the men languishing in the robot prison work camp. The '93 installment of Cashaan may lack the timeless animation of "AKIRA" and its befuddling mythos, and it may lack "Ghost in the Shell"'s depth of exploration of where machines abut humanity, but it's an easy 7 and a staple of 90s anime.
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The Pacific (2010)
10/10
Semper Fidelis
18 February 2020
I happened to come to this series late, and watched it on Prime while reading Ian Toll's Pacific War trilogy. Having already read "Flags of Our Fathers," I can't help but feel that "Pacific" captures the essence of a civilized people thrown into a brutish theater for survival. Thank God for these men, and thank the producers for this true homage to them.
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