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Sisu (2022)
Loved this!
Action filled, beautiful cinematography, carnage, and revenge. What's not to love? The main character is a man of little words and the toughest son of a gun you will ever meet.
The plot - nazi go a scorched earth retreating at end of war and stumble upon our hero who is a gold prospector who just hit jackpot. They find this out and hunt him down only to find out he is a badass Finnish legend who was a solo death squad. When they finally manage to overtake him they hang him and take his gold. Well obviously thats not the end but his march to revenge is glorious.
I came in with no expectations so was pleasantly surprised! Good flick!
The Menu (2022)
Terrible - one poorly executed menu
This over the top satire was not for me.
The premise was definable unique, and had my interest as i tried to figure out exactly what the heck was happening. Most the characters are very unlikeable (by design) which makes it hard to root for anyone.
Nothing about this movie passes a reasonability test. Why would 20 people commit a mass suicide? Why would the patrons just sit there and allow themselves to be burnt alive as a human smore? The Nickolas Hoult character willingly going to dinner knowing he was going to die? The entire thing is just ridiculous.
Therr is nothing redeeming about this in the end other than a good looking cheeseburger.
The Green Knight (2021)
Complete and utter garbage
Slow, poorly acted, and a dreadfully unlikeable protagonist. Film has some pretty cinematography but it cant save this snooze fest. I will save you two hours - Guy chops off head of tree dude at xmas. One year later the tree guy lops his dome off in return. Nothing in between was compelling enough to matter.
Opposing Force (1986)
Not a good movie
Sat through this train wreck and regret the lost time. No character development and takes a long time to build up. Skip it and watch paint dry instead - more entertaining.