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Batman & Robin (1997)
I'd rather watch Josstice League than this
Do you know what's funny? I actually used to love this as a kid. And after watching the mostly terrible new DC films I was like "okay" maybe I'll watch something old, because a lot of old films were enjoyable so I'll give this a go after so many years of not watching it", so I did... What on earth was I liking back then?!!!!!! I mean I cannot, literally CANNOT for the life of me understand or ever come to terms with not just 1 person, but multiple people thought this was a good idea and worked on it. PEOPLE MADE THIS!
I would write a whole review on this, but I'd be here forever so I'm just going to write up how i felt about this for the first time watching it since I was little, and if you read this review, you'll see what I mean on how objectively messed up this film actually is. Gosh.
The Star Wars Holiday Special (1978)
It's like watching paint dry...
Even the title says it all, as soon as I saw the first act of Chewbacca's family in Kashykkk, I was checking my phone 5 minutes after it started because I was so bored. No wonder people never liked it in the first place.
EastEnders (1985)
I'm so depressed
This what british depression looks like. That is literally all I could say in this review. Now if you excuse me I'm gonna to my room and wollow in self pity and wish my life away.
The Simpsons (1989)
It was never that funny since episode 1
Well, the title just says it all. Honestly it's just a bad animated sitcom like I mean yes it's very influential for the adult target ones we have nowadays which are way way better, but they all make The Simpsons look like a children's show. Especially when all of the humour in it feels forced and predictable.
Mighty Morphin Power Rangers (1993)
MERICA
Used to love the American show as a child, as an adult who tries to get back into it at least, it is absolutely painful and cringe to watch. Bad acting, atrocious dialogue, badly produced, terribly written stories, awfully directed, not so subtle editing when Japanese footage comes in, and no good morals. I see why it was popular for it's time and kids love it but, I prefer the Japanese version (Kyoryu Sentai Zyuranger) where it's completely different in tone to my liking.