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Rebel Moon - Part Two: The Scargiver (2024)
Best movie evar!
ChatGPT & Midjourney united made top-notch motion picture out of cheap, old and boring stuf previously made by stupid humans.
Piece of StarWars, chunk from WarHammer40k laid to storyline from Seven Samurai (or Magnificent Semen if you prefer cowboys). Alien, Westworld, Game of Thrones, Days of Heaven - i can't even rember all stolen... mmm, mean all references to real movies. And all this richness flavored by cheapest CGI you ever saw and most generic design of everything. I mean it. Every single piece of cloth, weapon, vehicle (oh, hello Ghost in the Shell!), ship, lanscape - it feels like the designers weren't even juniors, but dudes who complete their first 3D course. Looks like only Antony Hopkins "robot" was made by someone who can remotely call himself an artist.
P. S. THIS IS SO BAD, YOU GONNA LIKE IT! I'm, presonaly, was dying laughing almost all this 2 hours of generic bull****.
American Gigolo (1980)
Ouroboros
Well, it could be great movie - did you even know something about male escort? - but, it was killed near the end.
I dont know what happend - was it producer desicion, somekind of censorship or writers went on bender spree - in very end all persistency disapear, characters breaking up and events makes no logic. For example, main hero, Julian kinda sophisticated, manly men (even despite the fact his is in escort) and easy could apper in some noir movie without any edits. But he falling apart without any reason and "Mary Sue" through love pull him out prison.
Second best charackter - detective Sunday - just disappear along with all the tensions with Gere, all dinamics, storyline and potensional culmination.
We all knew Gere from Pretty women and there is some irony in the fact that before helping the escort girl, he himself was in the escort and another girl helped him.
The Power of the Dog (2021)
When you wanna be like just Terrence Malick, but even can't propely mount your movie.
When you wanna be like just Terrence Malick, but even can't propely mount your movie.
P. S. And my review is too short for imdb. What else could i say?