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Jason X (2001)
5/10
Hilarious confirmation
24 August 2021
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The final scene where Jason sees the simulation of them young women taking their shirts off in front him and talking about premarital sex was hilarious! It also confirms what I thought all the years of watching this franchise that Jason hates it when he catches people having sex. Lol.
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Hilarious reviews
15 August 2021
I've read the first four reviews about this movie and they're absolutely hilarious. I appreciate the warnings prior my attempts in watching this train wreck of a movie. Thanks in advance guys.
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Snake Eyes (2021)
4/10
Shockingly boring
24 July 2021
Since watching the first trailer I expected to be in for a great action packed movie but instead all I saw was bad acting, corny jokes and poorly executed action sequences. I'm still in shock from last night's disaster that I'm almost left speechless this morning.
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Frankenstein (2004 TV Movie)
7/10
This needs a sequel
29 June 2021
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It's a really good modern Frankenstein film with a very interesting twist. This movies needs a sequel especially since the last living dead man was killed. And that monster growing inside him ripped it's way out of his belly after he was thrown down.
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8/10
Best werewolf transformation ever!
20 June 2021
Since watching this as a kid to rewatching it again tonight, I have never seen werewolf transformation as powerful as this. I've watched many other werewolf movies since American werewolf and I still no other movie has come close to the realism, horror and intense emotion of werewolf transformation. There should be a sequel that's picks off after David gets killed in the ally. Where the nurse Alex is tormented with nightmares of a monster growing in her belly. As the nightmares progresses and get worse David's ghost appears and reveals to her that she's pregnant with David's son.
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5/10
A chilling remake is in order
20 June 2021
It has a very interesting story. I think there should be a remake of Highway to Hell with the lost kid being the Antichrist instead of a kid who's parents died in the car crash. The main idea of the plot should remain the same but it should be a memory of the couple telling the story to their grandchildren. The original actors should recasted as the couple telling this story to their grandchildren as a warning about the road the leads to the Highway to Hell. The physical road which leads to the dimension of Hell and a metaphoric road of evil deeds should be the lessons taught to the captivated minds of their grandchildren.
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Nine Lives (2002 Video)
2/10
Unbelievably boring and painful to watch
5 June 2021
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In all my years of watching movies, no no. In all my forty one years of living I have never experienced a movie so dreadfully boring and incredibly painful to watch. I've literally fell as sleep while watching this a few minutes ago before rating this thing. All I can remember is that Paris was the first to go and a few minutes later I woke up to the cowardly Scottish guy and the brunette discussing how each press gets possessed when they kill a possessed friend. I didn't bother to replay for fear of this movie lasting any longer than needed. Now that's the only scary thing about this movie is watching it from the beginning again and again just to fall asleep over and over. This thing called a movie is an absolute disgrace to these actors and actresses. I feel for Paris having to be a part of this. Ironically I've also lived in Scotland for six long punishing years in the dreadful year round unforgiving cold rainy weather. I guess Scotland got its vengeance on me this day for bad mouthing it's weather for years. Touché Scotland.
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