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Jackass 4.5 (2022)
Depressing
All in their 50 or more, they aged horrible... most of them are there because desperation to get some money to cover from what they lost on drug addiction and life bad decisions/choices.
Now they comply with the agenda by adding some colored guys and a girl who barely appears, lot of explicit male nudism (this will never happens with female bodies because for the agenda the female body is sacred)
Most of the "pranks" are obviously staged overacted or completely fake, also boring, lack of imagination.
Here is what I would do: presenting the former jackasses as directors all in suits and showing them coaching some cool fresh teen boys (probably some crazy youtubers) into the "new jackass generation" but you guys couldn't even thought in that.
Run (2020)
Completely implausible, extremely predictable and dull
The movie is a joke, completely implausible even the most gullible low iq moviegoer will have a hard time taking anything of the plot as remotely believable.
Also is so predictable that it becomes dull to watch very quickly, from the start is absolutely obvious what is happening, the "suspense" is lame and super cliche, they didn't even attempt to save it with a twist, finally the ending is even more ridiculous and stupid, whoever rated this above a 1/10 is seriously lacking brainpower. Time is precious do not waste it on this crap.
The Rental (2020)
Absurd and dumb
It had the potential to be good. The script should have gone in a different direction than some silly pointless "horror" movie.
I would have liked to see something like the owner of the house is a loner weirdo creep, who hides inside a secret control room, he enjoys disturbing "normal" people lives/enjoyment by doing little evil acts (cutting the light, puncture the tires, robbing money, unhiding secrets, showing up infidelities, etc) but this time goes way to far and the unstable cheated brother goes rogue killing his brother, then maybe kills his gf and finally kills himself... all while the peeping tom creep laughs and enjoy, that would be cool.
Dérapages (2020)
Stupidest nonsensical mess
The show is a bad joke, the plot is absolutely implausible and ridiculous and the acting is atrocious... an insult to the viewer time, avoid this crap!
Alone (2020)
A plotless and boring stupidity
A random guy we don't know anything about chases a random girl, the movie is completely plotless and boring, also is totally nonsensical the girl is kidnapped without water or food for days and is still able to run and fight, best part is when the girl is shot by a powerful rifle probably a .308 in the shoulder and nothing happens to her. Completely ridiculous, a waste of time and money.
Horrible Bosses (2011)
Not a single smirk
A ridiculous goofy comedy only funny for the ultimate average simpleton crowd.
Der goldene Handschuh (2019)
6.7 score? To this crap!?
An "artsy" trash, totally implausible nonsensical script (if it even can be called script) extremely BORING, gross just for the sake of it... a torture to even fast forward it, avoid at all costs!
Extraction (2020)
Just another action movie from the US
Another dumb action movie from the USA, totally implausible, idiotic, pointless and boring if you are not braindead.
I really don't know how people can enjoy this, as I see it all this movies are the same mediocrity, the "hero" killing the "bad guys" in a never ending set of ridiculous choreographies, is so overdone and so dumb that is actually sad.
Hidden (2015)
This is a 1/10 idk why the high score
Slow burn dull movie, they make you wait an eternity for finally revealing the most dumb childish laughable plot twist ever, is an insult to the time invested by the viewer!
So unless you are a special education 12yo kid who gets easily scared, AVOID!
The Shrine (2010)
Wooden acting, completely implausible and dumb
This movie is AN INSULT to the viewer intelligence, money and time.
The plot is absolutely dumb and implausible, the acting is disastrous, the development of the characters are non-existent, the spookiness are laughable and the 5 score is way to high! Is more like a 2 top.
Do not waste your free time in this crap go for something else.
Rust Creek (2018)
Overly long extremely boring and implausible
Girl is lost, some guys tries to get her, she beats two guys twice her size and escapes. WTF... then boring implausible nonsense... she faint and is rescued by a a meth cooker WTF... more boring totally implausible crap... the meth cook gives his life for the girl WTF! She escapes beating an armed cop twice her size too WTF!!! It seems written by a 12 yo kid. Waste of life. AVOID!
Hogar (2020)
An implausible dull cliché mess
Very slow burn movie with a totally implausible plot, yes I know is a movie and I should left reality behind and let the fantasy flow, but this seems to be written by a 8yo kid, is an insult to the viewer, an absolute waste of life.
Swallow (2019)
Nothing happens, super boring and dull
Nothing happens at all, is one of those "artsy" craps extremely slow, implausible dialogs, an absolute borefest to the end...
Coherence (2013)
Filmed and edited by kids?
Just 3 minutes into the movie and the shaking filming plus the constant zooming not to mention the editing jumping from one take to another constantly is unbearable, made me stop watching it... and I am glad for it, it seems is one of those extremely boring artsy low budgets that get high rating from the pretentious masses.
Narcos: México (2018)
Implausible and dull
Is just BORING very slow placed and not believable at all, also non of the characters are likable. I just fell asleep at the third episode IMO is not entertaining at all.
The Outsider (2020)
BORING!
First episode is slow but somehow interesting... second is even slower full of fillers and starts to be hard to follow with many characters and loads of talking that you simply don't care... by the third is a bore fest. Waste your precious leisure time in something better!
Rick and Morty (2013)
A cartoon for kids
The show is like a back to the future in cartoon version for kids.
It gets boring and annoying really quick, is definitely not a cartoon for adults like south park for example.
If you are over 12 and really enjoying this, well...
The Wave (2019)
Nonsensical dull idiotic waste of time
I first thought I was gonna watch some interesting deep philosophical movie about existentialism, life goals, objectives, meanings... a guy who challenge all his rooted believes after taking some obscure psychedelic drug.
But it was nothing like that, it was a dull boring pathetic mess of a movie (maybe tries to be a comedy?) it seems it was written by a 12yo kid. Avoid!