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The Death Factory Bloodletting (2008)
Decent and cheap to make
OK, i rarely rate movies on IMDb; i use this site and rotten tomatoes as a guideline really, but this movie needs some defense. OK: first of all, its a C or C+ movie but i didn't think it was terrible. I thought the characters were very shallow, but they were the deviant of the deviant, and they had 2 girls who were kind of hot - but i digress. Um, not the best for sure, but i have seen many horror movies that the money spent on them was ten times as much and they were ghastly in deliverance. OK, so you have the characters whom are very lightly defined; but what they did represent was the lowest of the low. I don't know if its the Seagram's 7 talking, or i don't remember, but its at least semi interesting to watch.
This is NOT Hellraiser, nor is it a Saw 1, or Hostel. Its a simple, sicko, slash'em up, with a plot device of a "Special serum", that apparently makes you crave flesh and want to don claws. Worth watching if you think that all low budget directors CANNOT produce a viable product - because it will prove you wrong.
The Hillz (2004)
Rich Kids can be Gangstaz too.....
First of all, let me say that I have debated watching this film for some time, and being a lover of horror, and blood dripping splatter flicks (even the terrible ones) i thought this film had something to do about The Hills Have Eyes. I read the preview and thought, well, its about Spoiled Rich Kids (unfit to live), and it stars Paris Hilton(again, unfit to live.) These are just my opinions. If Paris is reading this, i guess you can say I'm hateful of the rich and pseudo famous (mayby jealous of people who have been given life on a silver platter, or famous because of money, but thats life). So sorry Paris, the only roles it seems your capable of is on your back, or face buried in a pillow. Again, I'm no professional Movie Critic.
But, alas i stray from the subject. OK, this film is terrible. It has predictable characters, the Wannbe Thug, his short Lackey, the Nice Guy and the Sports guy. I forgot what the sports guys name was , but as an actor, my dog can better feign a difficult bowel movement, than this actor can feign emotion. I can feign a better bowel movement for that matter.
So unless you really care about how the Spoiled Rich kids party, and adopt pseudo-gangSTA ways, don't touch this one.Keep moving.
If you are hell bent on seeing this movie, I would say it requires some preparation. First of all, buy yourself a six pack of Natty Ice, or Meisterbrau( the worst, cheapest beers ever, and if you are watching this movie, you have no money to do anything fun) or even Keystone, and shotgun or slam the first 3 or 4 beers. You will want something to drink during the movie.
After you are finished watching it, say nothing and punch yourself in the face, for having wasted your life on it. You'll thank me in the morning.
Watch Menace to Society instead, OR American Me. They are by far MUUCH better than this movie, in fact I have done them a disservice by including their names in this review.