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The Wrecking Crew (2000)
Amazingly Bad
What can I say that hasn't already be said? This is one of the worst films ever made!
I watched it while I was slightly tipsy so I could see the funny side but at the same time I kind of wanted to kill myself. As soon as the 'film' had finished we used the DVD as a frisbee and lost it over some building in Leicester.
So if you are walking through Leicester and you should happen to see a DVD lying on the ground with the words 'Wrecking Crew' across it, do me a favour and burn it!
Thank you.
Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines (2003)
BIG Let Down
Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines is one of the most disappointing films I've ever seen. How dare they destroy what had gone before.
First of all it seems to have turned into an action-comedy film, at times the humour is almost slapstick, this means that the suspense of the first two has been completely removed. Our new female terminator friend was lacking. I can't quite put my finger on it but I didn't 'fear' this one. What about the action? We were promised spectacular action scenes and I suppose some were quite good but when you're not enjoying a film they tend to get a bit boring after a while.
If I was forced to say something nice about this film then I would have to say that the ending is good (and not just because the film was now over) but mainly because it was unexpected. I am, however, a little concerned about the prospect of a sequel. Even though I suppose it would HAVE to be better than this.
Now that I've got all that off my chest I'm going to go and sit down and watch the first two installments and try to forget that Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines ever happened.
Simon Sez (1999)
No. No. No. Bad film. Very bad film!
The acting is amongst some of the worst I've seen in a while, especially from Dennis Rodman. What's that Dennis Rodman a bad actor? Yes! and as hard as it is to believe his 'hilarious' sidekick Nick is almost as bad! Not to mention annoying. I'm not just talking Jar-Jar Binks annoying here, he takes it to a whole new level!
The one redeeming feature about this movie is that some of the action seqences are quite well done. But good action scenes does not a good movie make.
If you like bad acting, bad dialouge and wasting your time then by all means watch this. You won't be dissapointed!
White Men Can't Jump (1992)
Now that's how you make a film
This film has got to be one of the best i've ever seen. It grabs you right from the beginning when Billy and Sydney are first introduced to each other in one of my favourite scenes of any film. It has many different elements to it all brilliantly done comedy, drama, romance and of course the best of them all - basketball. The trash-talking on the courts is great to watch and no matter how many times I see it it still makes me laugh especially when Billy is trying to psyche out his opponents at the 'brotherhood' tournament. It's just one of those films that you can watch over and over again.
I rarely give a film 10/10 but this one deserves it WATCH THIS FILM your life will be better for it.