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Penelope (2006)
6/10
Film is not won by charm alone
17 November 2022
Warning: Spoilers
I like the name Penelope. I don't know why, though perhaps Odysseus' wife has something to do with it. Anyways, seeing a movie called Penelope with Christina Ricci wearing a scarf and winter dress got me interested. James McAvoy was also a draw (though he's a far cry from his 'Split' self), so I gave this a shot.

The plot: Predictable. There was one attempt at a twist that I admittedly didn't see coming, but it was ultimately inconsequential as the major developments were by the numbers. The stakes never felt very high. There was no angry mob with pitchforks and torches hell bent on killing the pig creature, nor was the wedding merely a ruse by the bigoted Edward (played enjoyably unlikeable by the rare Simon Woods (who plays an enjoyably likeable Mr. Bingley in Pride And Prejudice)) to murder Penelope when she was alone. The biggest concern in this movie is "will Penelope have a pig nose forever?" which, paired with Christina Ricci's natural beauty, was really not that big a concern. Honestly, the snout was not that repulsive, though one can't expect a studio to want to mar the beauty of its leads for the audience, when these are the people paying the tickets. Penelope herself is written rather well, struggling with whether to be confident or insecure about her appearance. McAvoy's Max is a slightly less rounded character, whose reckless gambler persona is a little too quickly cast off for integrity and caution without the necessary pre-requisite soul searching and internal struggle present. The chemistry between the leads is not well developed enough to be too believable, even if the leads give i a good try.

The actors: Christina Ricci is beautiful. And also a little bland in my opinion. She can emote adequately, but her voice seems to stay at one pitch and tone throughout the film (most especially in the relentless voice overs). I don't know how hard it is to act with a prosthetic on your face, but she's kind of hit or miss depending on the scene (and it tells when I feel her blandest moments were the last ten minutes, after the nose had been removed).

James McAvoy as "Max Campion/Johnny Martin does well, though as stated earlier, his character is one thing, then another, with seemingly little to facilitate the change. He credits Penelope's confidence with inspiring him, but it still doesn't feel whole. Considering that the two interacted for mere days and then completely break contact for a while does not seem to be the groundworks for a serious relationship. If the filmmakers had even included a montage of more time spent together, I could believe it more, but alas. McAvoy does do disheveled well though, and his American accent was instantly convincing.

The supporting cast: Richard E. Grant plays easy going father well, and even has about thirty seconds to let out a dramatically frustrated moment that felt real and pent up, adding a layer to an otherwise bit part.

Catherine O'Hara plays her trademark hysterical mom which sometimes lands and is sometimes just obnoxious, though she likewise gets a tender moment to let more dramatic chops shine through.

Simon Woods plays snobby rich boy well, and his buffoonery and superficiality lend themselves for some good comedic bits.

Reese Witherspoon does fine, but her character is inserted so late into the film that I didn't quite see a point.

Peter Dinklage is a joy to watch in nearly everything I've seen with him. Hearing him do an American accent was a little shocking at first, but I got used to it after a moment, and his comedic chops outshone even O'Hara in my opinion, with his subtlety of humor being preferable to the latter's over the top performance.

The movie doesn't want to say what country it's in, and since it's classified as a "British/American production" I'm going to assume it's a mythical universe in which one country conquered the other. Regardless, the settings are interesting, part metropolis, part woodlands, and the overall atmosphere is that of a modern fairy tale, which makes some of the plot holes and minor gripes slightly more forgivable.

Overall, not an unpleasant use of an hour and a half, but if someone asks for a romcom recommendation, I'll definitely throw out While You Were Sleeping first.
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6/10
2 in 1
15 November 2022
Warning: Spoilers
I did not write a review of the first Enola Holmes film (as it is neither a Star Wars entry nor Jane Austen adaptation) so I will compare the two films in this one. I gave the first movie a 4 out of 10 stars, though that is less over the craft of the film as it is over the content. I enjoyed Millie Bobby Brown as the lead and was happy with Henry Cavill's Sherlock. However, I was disgusted at the ultimate upshot the film left the viewers with, namely: "Terrorism is a-ok because we're mad". I had just watched Disney+'s "Falcon and Winter Soldier" which had a similar justification for unprovoked acts of terror including civilian victims. Bonham Carter is known for playing kooks but her all too cheerful terrorist was definitely a downer for my appreciation of the film.

Now to this one. Enola Holmes 2 is an improvement over the first one in most respects, in my humble opinion. Bobby Brown keeps her charisma going, though her attitude towards Tewkesbury ranges from realistically flustered and awkward to straight up rude. Speaking of, Louis Partridge as the young viscount has about a quarter of Bobby Brown's screen presence, and their chemistry is almost entirely carried by the latter.

The plot is admittedly on the predictable side, and I had guessed three major plot points and two secret identities before the detectives got there, and the constant flashing back to evidence reveals mere minutes after the scene occurred felt somewhat condescending to the audience, though perhaps the target demographic is too young to remember things that happened a few minutes ago? (In which case, some of the violence was admittingly shocking for what I had expected to be a more PG version of a PG-13 rating).

More pros:
  • Henry Cavill's Sherlock getting more screen time, including butting heads with and collaborating with Enola on her case.


  • A tone down of the "go terrorism!" subplot present in the first, although it similarly treats Mrs. Holmes' sisterhood as innocent fun. This going's focus appears to be legal means of reform, such as strike organization and political action, which are things I can get behind.


  • David Thewlis makes an intimidating character, though as stated earlier, most twists were predictable.


-The humor worked a little better for me here than the first.

  • The acceptance of men into life tones down a little bit of the radical feminism that plagued the first entry, and offers a more balanced viewing that made this male viewer feel a little more comfortable viewing this film.


Cons:
  • The fourth wall breaking... gosh that's annoying.


  • The aforementioned accepting of terrorism and similar acts.


  • Predictability.


  • Lack of fair play, which is awkwardly paired with predictability to make a lackluster mystery.


-That. Darn. Carriage scene. How could they desecrate Handel's Hallelujah Chorus in this way? You don't do my legend like that.

Overall, a considerable improvement over the first, and quite possibly convincing enough for a third entry. I'll keep my eyes open.
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The Book of Boba Fett (2021–2022)
2/10
A Star for each laugh
5 November 2022
Warning: Spoilers
I believe Syndrome from "The Incredibles" said it best: "Lame lame lame LAME!"

These were my thoughts watching this show. This is what Filoni and Favreau are peddling to us, the audiences. And the worst part? We still watch it! But no more. Begone, terrible Star Wars! You are no longer welcome here!

Anyways, to my thoughts. Temuera Morrison, who made a memorable character of Jango Fett in the second episode of the saga, takes the lead role in this series focused on the cloned son of the bounty hunter, Boba Fett. Now, Boba became one of the most recognizable and well beloved characters from the sage since his introduction in episode V (or the Holiday Special if we go back that far) by doing... nothing. Boba Fett literally stood there, failed to hit Luke Skywalker with his blaster, and flew off with Han into the sequel. And in the sequel, he... is killed by a blind man with a boat paddle. Ah, yes, the mighty bounty hunter. Despite his lackluster actions within the canon, his signature design made him a fan favorite that became the subject of numerous fan fictions and alternate universe stories that either fleshed out his backstory or revealed that he actually didn't die in the Sarlaac and proceeds to kick butt as a revenant. The Book of Boba Fett decided to draw from the latter school of thought, but they forgot to add the kick butt part.

Yes, throughout the series, Boba attempts to fulfill his dream of becoming the greatest crime boss on Tatooine by... not committing crime. He wants to make friends with everyone and rule by love, not fear. Maybe Vader misjudged Boba by warning him "no disintegrations". I don't think this guy disintegrating anyone would be a concern. This is problem one with this show: the entire plot. From the announcement of the series in a Mandalorian post credits scene to the various other marketing units they were pumping out for this show, I was expecting a Godfather like crime saga with feuding crime families, duplicitous deals, and midnight assassinations. This show certainly attempts to give off those vibes, yet either bails on the concepts or just executes them so sadly that it almost feels like a parody of the genre entirely.

The acting: in keeping with traditional Disney+ Star Wars properties, the acting pretty much sucks across the board. Jango Fett was interesting in Clones because he was a cold, stoic man, not bogged down by emotional restraints, and ready to kill whomever he's told. Turns out, he was cold and stoic because Morrison has a hard time playing else. I have not seen his career defining role in 'Once Were Warriors', so perhaps he was great in that and has since lost his mojo, but every line delivery in this series felt forced and entirely unrealistic. The supporting cast is similar in their line dropping with very little stage presence or flair, even if their character could have been interesting given competent portrayal. It's the same scenario as The Mandalorian and Obi-Wan Kenobi, and it makes for unexciting viewing.

The rest of this show's problems are represented in the other shows, just exacerbated to extreme degrees: bad pacing, awkward humor, silly character designs, and this show doesn't even have good action sequences, which is something The Mandalorian can boast. Speaking of Mando, it is a sign of extreme lack of confidence in their own story that the writers felt the need to summon Mando back from his own show to guest star in this one, going so far as to get two episodes all to himself (which are unfortunately the best episodes of this series).

I could go on for longer, but I will end it with the assurance that if they bother to make a second season, I will not bother to watch it.
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Persuasion (I) (2022)
5/10
Not A Classic
16 July 2022
I watched Persuasion and Bleeker Street's Jane Austen pastiche 'Mr. Malcolm's List' within a month of each other, so I had the latter on my mind whilst watching this film, and I had Joe Wright's 2005 'Pride and Prejudice' on my mind whilst watching 'Malcolm's', so I will inevitably end up comparing them.

Now at the time of watching, I hadn't (and haven't at the time of writing) read Austen's novel (her last). So I was not familiar with the plot or characters of this one. Based on reviews I've read, this film adaptation doesn't try too hard to keep the plot and characters perfectly intact, which is unfortunate, but perhaps I can view it more objectively than those who read the book can.

'Persuasion' half-heartedly attempts to modernize the source material by including occasional modern language and fashion choices and other anachronistic elements, presumably in an effort to reach modern audiences. While 'Clueless' just went all out in a modern retelling of Austen's 'Emma', that landed with a lot of people because it showed audiences that the time period isn't the most important part of an Austen story; the plot, characters, and humor is. This move doesn't seem to trust the source material enough to want to faithfully replicate it, by keeping in the time period (like 'Pride and Prejudice) or by fully updating it (like 'Clueless'), but make this limbo as if it's being faithful but can't quite make it all the way.

The cast is fairly competent, though the actor for Wentworth did not quite pull off romantic lead in my opinion. Johnson handles the lead well enough, though there were no sparks between any of the couples. Speaking of which, the pacing in this film is very awkward and rushed feeling, with very little interaction between a male and female before they are madly in love. Gone is the verbal sparring and slow burn attraction that Austen nailed in P&P that was well portrayed in the film adaptation, and now we have a few moments of staring at each other before they decide they are an item. There was little chance to enjoy or even really understand the characters before their happily ever afters arrive. The climax feels very... well, anticlimactic compared to similar stories, and everything gets wrapped up a little too neatly too quickly. Again, if that is a fault in the source material, I know not, but it is definitely a complaint I have with the film.

Perhaps this is simply an Austen story I don't love, or perhaps the filmmakers did the Big Jane dirty, but this is not a movie I feel needs to be rewatched (even if I do want a GIF of "Love me, you idiot!"), which Pride and Prejudice always will be.
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5/10
I'm Convinced
12 July 2022
There it is.

After giving up on Marvel, this show has convinced me that Disney+'s Star Wars is no longer worth it either. This makes me very sad. I am a Star Wars fan. I have always preferred the galaxy far far away to the MCU (much to the surprise of my friends in this Avenger obsessed world) and despite the varying quality of the entries throughout the years, I always defended it. Even when the Disney purchase and sequels came around, I enjoyed TFA, loved Rogue One, gave TLJ the benefit of the doubt, and sat through the first two seasons of Rebels. But on it went, and soon we had Rebels seasons 3-4, Resistance, Rise of Skywalker, Clone Wars season 7, and Book of Boba Fett. It got... harder and harder to justify the bad decisions being made, and I found myself retreating to classic Star Wars to remind myself that this series was so influential on my own imagination and storytelling. After TBoBF, I told myself they can't do worse. I was right in a way, but they can't seem to do much better.

This whole series reeks of mediocrity, which is a shame for such an iconic character and iconic performer of said character. Watching Ewan McGregor reprise his role in this made me wonder if I was viewing his RotS performance through rose colored glasses. Re-watching that film confirmed that he did do a good job, which led me to wonder anew if he was Harrison-Fording it and just wanting to be done with this piece of his career. In any regard, I was not impressed with his tired old man shtick. That goes for all the acting in this series, with all of the new characters leaving me wanting less. I think the only new performer I enjoyed was Vivian Lyra Blair as young Leia, and probably just because she was a child actress who held her own. The characters of Reva, Haja, and Tala all elicited non-responses from me. Joel Edgerton wasn't bad reprising his cameo as Owen Lars for a slightly larger portrayal, but when "not bad" is the best I can offer, the cast really wasn't bringing down the house. Hayden Christensen returning as Anakin in some flashbacks was bizarre, as a 40 year old man tends to have a hard time looking like a 20 year old. James Earl Jones returns as the iconic voice of Vader, and he does his thing like he always does, which is good, but the nostalgia doesn't hit as hard as it did in Rogue One.

The pacing is, like every one of the Disney+ shows, pretty bad. It ranges from nothing to action action ACTION very quickly, with very awkward dialogue sprinkled throughout. No one seems to realize that they are in a Star Wars show when they deliver these lines. Deborah Chow directed two very good episodes of The Mandalorian and so got my hopes up that the action in this series would at least be impressive even if the writing wasn't. We got one good fight scene (though it was more of a one sided smack down) that showed us just how macho Vader really is, and everything else was... there.

In short, it was a step above the last show, but if this is the average quality that we're going to expect from Disney+, perhaps it's time to let old things die, at least while we're still able to remember the good.
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The Mandalorian (2019– )
6/10
Fun enough, but not up to the hype
24 September 2021
Warning: Spoilers
I am not going to go after the intelligence of Star Wars fans. After all, I am a Star Wars fan myself. However, when people rave about how good the writing is in this show and how it "actually respects the audience" and "just give Filoni Lucasfilm already" I just have to smirk a little bit. Some of the lines in this show are laughable, and the delivery isn't always enough to help it (looking mostly at Cara Dune and Greef Carga, with a little bit of Mando). Respects the audience? By assuming the fans won't watch it unless you jam as many Clone Wars references in as possible? (Seeing that 'The Jedi' is the highest rated episode on IMDb tells me all I need to know). Give Filoni Lucasfilm? He's the one we credit with Rebels, right? Inquisitor helicopter sabers, right? He also created Resistance, no? (I don't want to slam Dave too much, I loved Clone Wars seasons 1-6, but come on! Season 7? Did the middle four episodes not bother anyone at all?) It seems to me that most of what people rave about this show are really not all they're cracked up to be.

But it ain't all bad. The action sequences are good. Especially for a series as opposed to a film. The special effects are special, and the planets are interesting. But I really don't care for the characters. Mando has some going for him but pretty much all of the side characters make me cringe. The inclusion of Ahsoka in season 2 felt insulting to me, especially since the rest of the episode was boring, the dialogue was kind of silly, and they ruined my hope of Baby Yoda's real name being Hubert Duvall. Ludwig Gorranson's score is pretty good, and it makes for a memorable theme. However this entire show just feels awkward. Like they're putting off doing anything with it until the last moment. Nearly every other episode is a filler, because back when Disney+ launched they needed to justify people subscribing when it had a small library. The season 2 wrap-up felt rushed after the comparative nothing that season 1 and most of the earlier episodes were.

People can watch this show to their heart's content and love it as much as they want, but I have a hard time saying this beats even the sequels. To this day, Rogue One is the only Disney Star Wars that I can confidently say I love, with this relatively enjoyable show just another money maker without much substance, but also not the worst you could do on a family watch party.
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Star Wars: Visions (2021– )
6/10
An Interesting Venture, Let Us Hope they Don't Waste It
24 September 2021
When making something like an anthology series of shorts by various anime studios all set in the Star Wars universe, one has to wonder: Why? Lucas was famously influenced by Eastern cinema, especially the Japanese samurai film director Akira Kurosawa, in the making of Star Wars, so it does seem fitting that Japanese studios should get a chance to return the favor and have a star Wars inspiration for some of their own animated works. However, if Disney is just going to hand these studios approximately fifteen minutes of screentime to do what they do best, they're gonna come up with works of varying quality. And that's exactly what happened. I am not an anime fan. I am not even an anime watcher (aside from some Studio Ghibli films, of which were also of varying quality to me). But I am a Star Wars fan, and a Hong Kong cinema fan, and so was excited to see what these supposedly legendary producers (again, I wouldn't know) would come up with. I was both impressed (The Ninth Jedi; The Elder; The Duel), and greatly disappointed (TO-B1; Tatooine Rhapsody; Twins), with a few in-between. What I kept coming back to, though, was "is this how each studio best interprets and represents Star Wars?" Because for some of them, I certainly hope not. I, like many other reviewers and viewers, are holding out hope that there could be more Star Wars anime in the future (no, silly, Resistance doesn't count) by any of these studios. If one is to ask me, The Ninth Jedi deserves its own expansion through a limited series or show by the same writers and animators. If all Visions is is a one-off to showcase different styles of anime done in the Star Wars universe, I had a good time, but I don't think any of them have immense re-watch value, some of them from being too short to be invested in plots or characters, and others because they lack the quality of being... well, fun. I hope Disney can see the reception of Visions, and make a good decision on where to go next with such a novel idea.
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Star Wars: Visions: Akakiri (2021)
Season 1, Episode 9
6/10
Different
24 September 2021
Warning: Spoilers
Is different good or bad? Depends on the preference of the viewer, and my preference was... a mixed bag. The art style, after watching ones like 'The Duel' and 'The Ninth Jedi' was a step down, visually, in my opinion (they're professionals, they can take a critic). If I had to pick one episode of Visions to recreate, I'd bank on my own limited artistic abilities to be best suited to making Akakiri. I just couldn't appreciate the hand drawn aesthetic as much in this one when I was spoiled on the more CGier ones previously. However, where this episode shines is the plot. Tsubaki was intriguing as a main character, making me want to know more about his and the princess' backstory. His aversion to the concept that anything is destined or predetermined seemed to imply experience with such notions that were traumatizing. The vision he has as well pays off nicely to an unexpected ending that bodes for a very interesting future, should this plotline ever get expanded or explained further (though I'm still holding out hope for Ninth Jedi). I should watch this in English next time, and see how Henry Golding sounds as a Jedi. Overall, not a fan of the art (the score likewise, was somewhat intrusive and obnoxious in my opinion), but enjoyed the plot.
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Star Wars: Visions: Lop & Ochô (2021)
Season 1, Episode 8
7/10
Not Terrible, But Kind Of Weird
24 September 2021
Warning: Spoilers
This episode was something, that's for sure. We have a bunny creature adopted into a human family for no reason other than that she is, I suppose? Then we flash forward to seven years later and now her dad is a terrorist and her sister is an Imperial loyalist. Things kind of seem to just happen in this episode, leading one to want to know what happened in those seven years that led to the end of this segment. Plotwise, I couldn't tell if I was invested or apathetic, and development would most certainly have helped me determine one way or the other. Interestingly, I believe this marks the first Star Wars visual media in which a non-human is the lead role (though perhaps Ahsoka's particular episodes in Clone wars count until her spinoff releases). However, as a non anime fan who was watching Visions for 'waifus' I was kind of disappointed that they gave me a furry this episode (though Ocho is fine). That previous statement might be controversial or seem in poor taste, but I call it as I see it (I'm sorry). Anyways, the writing wasn't bad, but as I said, there was so much more I needed to see for me to be very emotionally invested in the family dynamics. The ending was very implausible it seemed, and now I wonder how much damage a lightsaber actually does. (Also random thought: I get that a guy can put on eyeliner or something to be intimidating or whatnot, but who dyes HALF THEIR EAR GREEN?!) The animation was interesting, and there is potential in the plot, but it does not rank as my favorite, second, or third.
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Star Wars: Visions: The Elder (2021)
Season 1, Episode 7
8/10
Exciting And Impressive
24 September 2021
Warning: Spoilers
This is the tension that I wanted in 'The Duel'. This episode feels more like a samurai duel, in the fight of the mind first. The staring and waiting before the action begins heightens the feeling of the moment, as opposed to the immediate action most of the others offer. The time before the actual fight helps as well, as we get to meet the Jedi and Padawan who will be fighting the Sith. We get to see the Qui-Gon-esque compassion and Force appreciation from the master (I totally called his lightsaber being green. Dude's obviously a Consular), as well as the friendliness and trust in his master from the Padawan. While these characters are kind of one-dimensional on screen, they are appealing because of that dimension, and they are still believable and likeable (the Padawan's obedience to his master is such a breath of fresh air after hot heads like Anakin and Ahsoka). These characters make you care for them enough to wonder, and yes, worry, about how the duel is going to end. I must admit, the actual end disappointed me slightly (too consequence free through some freak instance of luck? Not gonna explain that?) Though this redeemed Trigger in my regard after 'Twins'.
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Star Wars: Visions: T0-B1 (2021)
Season 1, Episode 6
3/10
Star Wars?
24 September 2021
Warning: Spoilers
Lore? Continuity? Coherency? I mean, this whole thing made me question what was going on. Old armless Jedi Mitaka looked like some chibi God or something, and now we let droids be Jedi (I caught that changing of the line to "the Force exists in *all things*). Apparently "living" is no longer a qualifier. The cutesy animation was weird at first, but then.... no it was weird the whole time. This animation certainly has its place, but the entire time I had to think "Star Wars? Is that you?" I don't know, maybe it will vibe with certain people, though the final sequences of this episode would probably be too scary for the youngsters that this is most likely aimed at (or not. Youngsters can handle anything these days). Maybe this could have been an anime about a robot who wants to explore the galaxy and learn about life, but it really just didn't feel like Star Wars to me. And if you're going to be part of a series called 'Star Wars: Visions', that's kind of a fatal flaw to me.
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Star Wars: Visions: The Twins (2021)
Season 1, Episode 3
3/10
Perhaps I Judged You Too Harshly
24 September 2021
Warning: Spoilers
Or perhaps not. In all honesty, I wasn't paying intense attention to this one as I was doing something else, whilst kind of falling asleep. However, the episodes after regained my interest and I was clear headed enough to review those lucidly. This one exists as a fever dream in my head, and after reading a couple of the other reviews, turn out I'm remembering it pretty much correctly. There are two Star Destroyers connected by a laser cannon. The twin Sith duel on the surface of said destroyer without space suits, though the droid wears an oxygen helmet to save the girl from floating away. The weaponry is definitely imaginative, but this is certainly one that does not need an expansion show or else there would be intense lore conflictions. The references to iconic Star Wars lines ('I have a bad feeling about this' is to be expected and accepted) starts out sly but ends up overly abundant. I know fourteen minutes is hardly enough time to flesh out your world enough for everyone's satisfaction, but this episode went from explaining too much (the dark armor and the Kyber super cannon) to not explaining anything (how Karre decided to reject the dark side and try to save the galaxy). It creates a strength dichotomy of confusion and exposition dumping that leaves a viewer like myself simultaneously wanting more and less. The fight was more outlandish than intensely choreographed, showcasing the different sides of anime production I suppose, but not quite my cup of tea. Overall, kind of an awkward episode with lots of imagination, but not a lot of investment.
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Star Wars: Visions: Tatooine Rhapsody (2021)
Season 1, Episode 2
3/10
I Mean... Why Not?
24 September 2021
Warning: Spoilers
I figure anyone who watches this episode had to know what they were getting themselves into just upon seeing the thumbnail and reading the description. It's a silly, cutesy, fun, musical episode. Sadly, it's not that fun or musical, and must content itself with being silly and cutesy. The novelty unfortunately wears off pretty quick, and we're left with a chibi, pierced hutt playing a guitar and an amnesiac?/hiding? Jedi padawan singing really loudly about being yourself while hiding his Jediness while a 'dead inside' Bib Fortuna creepily stares off into space with a blank smile on his face. It's not quite a waste of fourteen precious minutes, and I was happy to watch them all, but maybe not one I'd re-watch really soon.
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Star Wars: Visions: The Duel (2021)
Season 1, Episode 1
8/10
Not A Bad Start
24 September 2021
This episode, kicking off Visions, is almost entirely style over substance, but that's not necessarily a terrible thing. I am not by any means whatsoever (and I cannot stress this enough) an anime aficionado or even a fan. I literally have never watched an anime (unless one counts ATLA, whose anime status is hotly debated among certain circles) except for a few Studio Ghibli films which have proven hit or miss with me, and so would not trust myself to be a judge of the style. That said, I do greatly enjoy Eastern live action cinema, and know what I like and what I don't. I greatly enjoyed the black and white art style, broken up with shots of color from sabers and lasers. The grainy look and Japanese aesthetic made me feel like I was watching a Kurosawa samurai film, though I must admit 'The Elder' from this same series does the duel tension better than this episode. The saber "sheath" brings up logistical questions, but it sure looks cool. My fear going into this show would be that there are serious lore contradictions to established canon, and yes, nearly every episode seems to have that, which would make expanding any of these into a show of some kind difficult unless they change aspects or maintain a non-canon existence, which is unfortunate, as many of these could benefit from fleshing out and seeing more. This episode was cool to look at, but that's about it.
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Star Wars: Visions: The Village Bride (2021)
Season 1, Episode 4
7/10
Potential. Potential.
24 September 2021
Warning: Spoilers
Yikes, she has a two inch scar on her lower cheek, better mask up that hideous deformation. I opened with that snarky remark because after 'Mortal Engines', I am kind of tired of minor scratches being considered monstrous. (I myself have a very visible scar under my eye but have never thought of putting on a men-yoroi to disguise myself. Never mind, that's a minor gripe. To the actual episode.

This was... Star Wars? Not gonna lie, until the last few minutes, I wasn't sure if we were watching a space soap opera, or a Japanese 'Dragon Prince' fan film. The masked Jedi lady was a cool design, and her mentor?/father?/friend?/random acquaintance? Was interesting, though like most of these shorts, a lot of deeper lore and unexplained context made me feel lost more than intrigued largely. The art style was very nice (I just prefer the more realistic style (sorry, TO-B1)), and it made me wish we could have had some kind of duel, though this episode seemed more interested in talking about communing with nature than an action sequence :(. An expansion of this lore in the form of a limited series or something wouldn't be entirely unwelcome to me, but if it comes to this or The Ninth Jedi, I'm the latter all the way.
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Star Wars: Visions: The Ninth Jedi (2021)
Season 1, Episode 5
9/10
The Best This Series Has To Offer
24 September 2021
Warning: Spoilers
When the only reason I took off a star was because there wasn't enough of it, you've got yourself a hit. The Lucasfilm producers (making their one good decision since Disney bought them (other than Rogue One)) gave Production I. G more time than expected to combine their two ideas into a 23 minute galactic romp that had me wanting more. The visuals, story, design, music, and action scenes all scored points for me. Like all the episodes in Visions, this one hints at deeper lore, but unlike most of the others, I want to see more of this. Unfortunately, there are some lore tweaks that, if I. G were granted a full fledged show, would have to be justified somehow to exist within the canon. I was genuinely shocked by the twist, and enjoyed seeing new characters that I felt could exist within the universe. (Although 'Ethan' doesn't quite strike me as very 'Star Warsy'). Overall, I loved this episode, and would not be upset to see it fleshed out across a limited series or show. Thank you I. G, for making a fun and exciting Star Wars anime.
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