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Gallagher: Over Your Head (1984)
interesting
Amazon's description of this was "intelligent and wacky."
The most amusing part of this is seeing an audience genuinely find anything funny or entertaining about it. That part was at least interesting.
Freaky (2020)
Nothing unexpected, nothing great here
VV gave this some potential, but it was bad. Not bad in a good way bad, just bad.
The Suicide Squad (2021)
Garbage
The moments of good acting did not compensate for bad everything else. Literally, everything else was bad.
Army of the Dead (2021)
Boring
Sad to say about a zombie movie.
On the surface it had potential, even a good trailer.
Weird cinematography with lots of blurring, kind of like entire scenes were shot with an iphones "portrait mode."
Terrible soundtrack.
Poor character development - motivations don't add up for the plot.
I'm willing to give writers a lot of leniency for the sake of zombie fun, but lol it's so bad, really.
Greenland (2020)
Please watch if you'd like to be slammed by cliche after cliche
There is nothing original or interesting about any moment of this. It was tiring to watch, frustratingly predictable. Also, frustratingly more about family/social drama than the end of the world. The movie literally spends more time with characters dealing with high blood sugar, responding to various bad decision making, discussing relationships, than on the meteorites that are activity destroying the planet... when you're watching and just like ummm so how bout them meteorites? I wanted a good end of the world movie. Too much to ask for it seems.
The Dead Don't Die (2019)
Waste of talent
They figured out how to make a zombie boring, and how to take the fun out of horror-comedy.