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Smiley (2022)
Another "Looking" full of stereotypes
So this could have been a masterpiece but wait.
Answer this:
Someone ,leaves a voice mail out of the blue to someone, that all over Barcelona, happens to be gay, and this is supposed to be normal,right?
RIGHT?
And on top of that, the recipient is able to also find the landline that called him? What kind of technology is that through a voice mail?
Ican't deal with so many stereotypes and directors who think that they know the gay community more than anyone, actually in it.
Spoilers: No. You don't señores directores.
The timeline of the main couple , is maybe the most annoying of them all.
Just because noone, out of the 2, has the cojones to send a message, after that ":)", to ask
"HEY I SENT YOU A SMILEY, YOU DIDN'T REPLY.
I LIKE YOU.
DO YOU FEEL THE SAME? I HOPE YOU DO"
There can't be so much ignorance , it is illegal.
Here, we have a writer/director who thought "oh yeah, we have catched exactly the vibe of gay people and apps, let's make it and get everyone in the gay community glorify us".
Spoiler #2 : No. You didn't señor director.
The gay community has been in a horrible state, because it is full of wannabe people, liars, drug users and people who can't even do the obvious and easiest thing: To send a message, a simple message asking for the truth and say " Do you like me? What is your state right now? What do you want right now? What is your problem maybe? Can I assist you on that?"
or , just say :
"I like you"
And this my friends, is why the gay community will become even worse.
Because noone will ever be themselves and really true to their feelings.
Apart from that, the timeline of the lesbians, of the married couple and that of the couple in their 50s, was much much more real and touching.
Hellraiser (2022)
So bad
Unlikable characters, silly dialogues, no reason for this abomination of film to exist.
No beginning and no end.
Nothing makes sense. There is literally nothing good to the whole production.
I mean, was Clive Barker happy when he saw what they have made? Did he say yesh let's do it, this is great?
I can only compare it to the latest versions of the franchise,that were literally without any plot and they were made just for the money(the what?)
SO BAD.
This makes Annabelle looking like an oscar winner actually.
Is this really so hard to make a good movie?
A GOOS SCARY MOVIE that makes sense?
Moonfall (2022)
It is a joke, it can't be real
Oh my god.
This is an abomination of a film.
Dialogues that are an insult to a human mind.
Performances worse than seeing raindrops falling from the sky.
Cliché and boring script and full of Stupid grey advertisement of Elon Musk, kapersky, lexus etc
Best moment of the film?
Their explanation of "what is the moon?" and "who created us?"
I was praying to God for the film to become better as time was passing, but obviously, I must have been a caterpillar in my previous life and my karma is not up where it should be, as God never listened to my prayers.
Why good Lord
why did you let humankind suffer that much by watching this "film"
:'(
Queer as Folk (2022)
Tragic representation of the community
I Wonder who decided to make all guys only doing orgies,sex and drugs all day
Oh and so much gender misalignment and stuff and politically correct
This is an insult to actual gay people.
Candyman (2021)
Just an insult to the original series
Horrible.
Just an abomination, and a case study of HOW NOT to make a movie.
Has nothing to do with the original, this is just a travesty.
Oh by the way, his hand was rotting but he never said "I am going to the doctor's"
NO.
Stranger Things (2016)
losing it's way and originality
Season 4
Full of clichés and not not not not original anymore
like she sent the evil subject to hell and he turned to a demon?
Nah
this is sooooo silly
not excited at all , the show has now lost everything of it's authentic plot.
The Lost Symbol (2021)
Horrible Actors
Omg
I haven't read the book and I don't know if i will do soon after that
It does feel that it deviates from Dan brown writing though, too much stretching.
But the actors
omg the actors... such a bad casting
Whyyy?
WHYYYYYY
bad writing and bad actors,this was a joke,like a B movie.
Oh wait.
It was a B movie, just in 10 installments.
The Matrix Resurrections (2021)
Lana on its own, does not have super powers
Well you get it.
Neo as back in thematrix, making him believe that he made the games, was good.
Seeing faces from sens8, was good.
Trinity as the new "chosen one", waa good.
And that was it all
No acript, no groundbreaking storytelling, half of the movie were the flashbacks, and a boring "love conquers all" message.
Nothing to blow any mind, nothing unfortunately at all, and this is bad as it compares with itself, and tragically with itself 20 years ago, where everyrhig was less developed than now.
Midnight Mass (2021)
Salems Lot 2
I don't know who has read Stephen's King book, Salems Lot but this is just like part 2, the saga continues on an island. Same story, same monster, same isolated feelings.
It is not bad but it's not good
Very slow, it could have been a masterpiece if it had been treated differently.
I do get the Catholic fanatism that he wants to pass and stuff but how stupid it is to start with a base that A PRIEST CANNOT IDENTIFY A VAMPIRE AND THINKS IT IS AN ANGEL.
Nope .
And I think that mr Flanagan himself might have veen too overrated.
Nine Perfect Strangers (2021)
Promising potential but i am sure...
It will end in a ridiculous way.
If it could keep this secretive climate and give a really sinister finale or something which gives it a little bit of a thriller feeling ,that would be good.
But i am sure it will end up just with the "salvation" of the stupid traumas of the characters.
Hey Melissa's character, people suffer from other reasons i stead of falking in love and then get ghosted.
Really really bad in 2021.
Jesus....
Holidate (2020)
So bad it makes you hate holidays
Nothing to say.
it's such a bad movie that makes me feel sorry about that talented Emma and her choices.
Netflix needs to get ahold of themselves and make NICE movies, even for once.
Jesus people
The Devil's Advocate (1997)
Couldn't even stand it
I rewatched it and I can't believe how bad the dialogues are.
Also,Keanu Reeves is the representative of bad acting.
Horrible