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Mommy's Girl: Stop Fucking All Our Stepmoms! (2024)
Season 11, Episode 7
Monkey see, monkey do
17 May 2024
Demi Hawks made a highly erotic "Mommy's Girl" segment where she was the center of attention, humped by both her stipmoms Reagan Foxx and Kenzie Taylor, and follows up with this complementary vignette, this time having a threesome with stepmom Serene Siren and a far more experienced friend, busty Chloe Surreal.

The cute story has Chloe rumored at school to be seducing lots of the students' stepmoms (remember: in this Girlsway universe there are only stepmothers, no regular mothers). She's invited Chloe over to the house to give her a makeover and catches her having sex on the couch with Siren. The resulting 3-way is nearly as hot as little Demi's previous turn, and is just as amoral.
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Oopsie!: Panties-in-a-bunch (2024)
Season 1, Episode 63
One-note boredom
17 May 2024
Stella Smut seems to have been out to lunch as far as directing this dull "Oopsie!" episode, as static and unexciting as could be.

It stars three brunettes, fine performers who are utterly mechanical this time out. Setting is a laundromat, where busty Hailey Rose is bending over, sniffing at laundry undies in a washing machine, which gives TS star Eva Maxim the cue to hump her from behind. Connie Perignon arrives to wash her clothes and joins in for a lesbian threesome, wielding a strap-on-dildo.

All this occurs in the usual pantomime silent teaser opening, followed by strictly gonzo humping. The scene is extremely static, emphasizing endless blow jobs. The actresses keep up a constant drone of moaning that is utterly fake and off-putting, leading to two cum shots by Eva.

Stella is capable of far better work, but seems to have settled into an unappealing rut as far as "Oopsie!" content is concerned.
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Danger Man: Find and Return (1961)
Season 1, Episode 17
Trivial and unconvincing
17 May 2024
It takes more than Pat's sophistication and swagger to carry this show, as for the life of me I couldn't find the hook establishing this story. It makes sense on paper, but plays out as sheer nonsense.

McGoohan protests right at the outset to his superior, not wanting the mission at all, but goes along with it on the prospect of receiving 10,000 pounds commission. He's sent to some mythical Middle Eastern country (I thought it was Cyprus or Greece but "piastres" is name-dropped as currency, sounding like Egypt), on a stupid mission to grab Moira Lister plus her British passport to be brought back accused of treason as a spy.

Donald Pleasence plays the local functionary working in a typewriter repair store but an agent for England, in a goofy role - befuddled and milquetoast one minute, and a callous killer (for the good guys) the next.

The spy versus spy skullduggery makes little sense and is of zero importance, with nothing hanging in the balance -no balance of power, high stakes in the realm of international relations. Just a stupid story of a mysterious woman who we are never privy to any information about her history or character. As usual, Pat can do no wrong, always able to outwit any straw villain or bystander in his way.

For the entire half hour, my reaction remained constant: Who cares?
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Climax!: Jacob and the Angel (1957)
Season 4, Episode 1
A clunker
17 May 2024
A very hoary story titled "Jacob and the Angel" (you know, about pride goeth and all that jazz) is not up to the dramatic standards of "Climax!". Gig Young seems okay casting at first, but the role of a glib lawyer, who finally loses a big case under the influence of intense migraine headaches and a drinking problem, then finding redemption, is beyond his range.

The supporting cast is fine, featuring TV staples like Eva Gabor, June Lockhart and Hugh Marlowe, but the material is a bore. One expects exciting courtroom conflict, but at one point the trial is reduced to a montage, with music drowning out dialogue.

Watching Gig fainting, grabbing his temples in pain, or frequenty hitting the bottle is Cliches on Parade. His sudden redemption by turning into a do-gooder for the final reel is fake. At times like that my mind tends to wander, in this case wondering how Lady Gaga would have handled this role (given her constant TV commercials lately for Nurtec ODT).
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Pure Taboo: Fear of Godson (2024)
Season 8, Episode 10
Arabelle unleashed
17 May 2024
Arabelle Raphael has been in porn since 2010, mainly beneath the radar, in many gonzo, alt-porn and fetish appearances, but this character assignment for Pure Taboo provides her with exposure in full MILF glory. Her uninhibited performance is amazing.

Melodramatic story written by Midnight had Arabelle and her husband Ken Feels taking care of their godson Victor Ray after the death of his parents. He's a rather overage-looking version of the Bad Seed, hardly a Patty McCormack given his nonexistent acting ability. However, what he lacks in any Stella Adler training he makes up for with his big dick.

Vic's bad behavior causes quite a rift as Ken blames him for all sorts of malevolent mischief including the death of the famiy dog, while Arabelle consistently takes the boy's side. When she finds a note from hubby announcing he's leaving her (and of course Vic in the bargain) for good, Arabelle falls into the boy's arms for strength, and a torrid sex scene results.

Probably their tryst will be best remembered for Arabelle's impressive deep-throat skills, but the sustained force and variety of her sexuality is a show-stopper, leading to a satisfying surprise ending.
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Transfixed: Home Is in Your Arms (2024)
Season 1, Episode 142
Soldier girl
17 May 2024
Penny Barber welcomes home from army service her lover Kasey Kei in this rather moving (yet kinky) edition of Transfixed, one of the series best efforts.

The affection between the two characters is well-realized, leading to a very convincing XXX scene, notable for including plenty of foot-fetish action, not typically a feature of this series. Verging on gonzo, the lengthy vignette is still rooted in presenting a romantic context between characters rather than merely "sex performers". Director Stella Smut has paid attention to the scene's details, including setting and costuming, to ensure that it has an emotional impact.
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Mommy's Girl: No, YOU Go First! (2024)
Season 11, Episode 17
Mutual admiration society
16 May 2024
Chloe Surreal and her stepmom Serene Siren seem awfully chummy during the intro section of this well-written "Mommy's Girl" episode, a clue as to what direction the little story will take. Chloe's in the kitchen preparing dinner for the duo, with Siren arriving home from work and helping out.

It seems both of them have a big announcement to make, and the segment's catchy title derives from their brief politeness as to who gets to speak. They decide to do it simultaneously, declaring together: "I'm a lesbian".

This dual revelation causes Chloe to wonder. What about dad? Stepmom says she's already told him, and they might be breaking up as a result. But she pledges that she'll always be there for Chloe, feeling like her real mom.

Each one admits to having an unrequited crush on the other, and now that the cat's out of the bag, intimacy is the next step for them, and a very strong XXX Sapphic sex scene results, very nicely performed by the two busty pros. This is a high-quality scene, benefitting from establishing two solid characters before the action gets going.
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Highly professional porn movie
16 May 2024
Jerome Tanner took his porn video seriously, as evidenced by this well-made, entertaining story feature. The corny format of "sex with the farmer's daughter(s)" was a successful one that Tanner would turn to several more times over the following decades.

Mike Horner plays the farmer with Lili Marlene as his wife, facing the probable loss of his family farm, with $100,000 due on his mortgage in just a month's time. Ron Jeremy is cast as the mean banker anxious to foreclose.

The dirty joke premise is treated to a fun variation when traveling salesman John Leslie suffers car trouble and asks to stay over the night at the farm, where he promptly deflowers all three of Horner's daughters. Mike and Lili catch him in the act, but are actually fortunate to discover Leslie's trade is selling porn videos, which gives Mike a bright idea.

He buys a video camera and starts shooting his own homemade porn starring the three girls. It all adds up to a fun, amoral picture.

Femme talent is highlighted by Krista Lane, Buffy Davis and Candie Evans. Jack Baker is on the crew (dialogue coach) and gives one of his embarrassing acting performances, shuffling and shucking in the role of an incompetent pimp.
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Rear Action Girls (1983 Video)
Gonzo crap, all-girl division
16 May 2024
Bruce Seven, with Buttman assisting, made this mindless all-girl porn video early in his career, and it is representative of the boredom of the fetish genre combined with the boredom of all-sex "mainstream" level porn.

Grace West and Erica Boyer are working for a skin magazine, and they are assigned to find fresh talent for anal photography. They round up girls, and for the rest of the video we're treated to very bored looking actresses f*cking each other with toys or masturbating non-stop. Such big stars as Boyer and Cara Lott simply aren't styled attractively here, as it's not about beauty or eroticism, just the sort of hardcore sex one would get in amateur videos.

There is one brief bondage scene involving handcuffs and also a trademark Bruce Seven scene of a girl dancing around simply because the director loves to see a girl dancing.
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Snatchbuckler (1986 Video)
Good production values, but a lousy movie
16 May 2024
That old joke about a Broadway show where the audience leaves "humming the sets" applies to this crappy Scotty Fox VHS feature. A pirate movie set in 1760, it boasts a fine island (look) location, period costumes and even a ship, but the storytelling and sex are poor. It's barely an hour long plus slow, padded credits.

Raven Touchstone's story of an evil pirate (Ron Jeremy), shipwreck and damsels in distress is covered only in a written summary on screen before the movie starts, followed by meaningless sex scenes. Action is minimal and they forgot to shoot an ending.

Wearing an eyepatch, Ron hams it up with a fake accent as the pirate, and humps several girls to impress his fans. Good guys Randy West and Tom Byron are unimpressive while the female cast headed by Kim Carson are mediocre. Andre's musical score is the best thing here, including playing Narciso Yepes' famous guitar theme "Forbidden Games" during Sheer Delight's masturbation scene.
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The Sex Impulse (2024 Video)
Hot vignettes at a vacation rental
15 May 2024
Kenzie Taylor hosts and stars in the final segment of this four-vignette Sweet Sinner movie by Mike Quasar. The main theme is about infidelity but with Kenzie explaining directly or in voice-over the import of the trysts we watch.

Opening scene is a sex with the boss story titled "Out of Control", in which sexy assistant Katrina Colt easily seduces Derrick Pierce. The dialogue here, as elsewhere, is well-written but unfortunately Sweet Sinner has lately been leaving out any screenplay credits.

Next segment is called "Get It Together", with Bella Rolland on the phone with her husband, who informs her he has to be away that weekend. As soon as the call ends, she phones her love Robby Apples/Echo and they arrange to meet at a vacation rental. She is quite appealing in this sexual liaison, staged like all other scenes in the video at the "Immoral Proposal" mansion.

Next up is petite Gal Ritchie, she of the cute British accent. As narrator Kenzie emphasizes, this is a taboo vignette (titled "Deeper Meaning"). Ryan McLane is having an affair with his wife's daughter, taking place at a vacation rental, to avoid detection by her mom, and neither of them is the least bit ashamed.

For the finale titled "Sexual Tension", Kenzie informs us that her own motivations are more simple: she is interested in sex and money. She's presenting these tales as the owner of the rental house! Her customer is Ryan Driller, sporting an attractive salt & pepper beard, and their sex scene is more straightforward, staged on the couch in front of the mansion's iconic spiral staircase in the background. A nice touch has Kenzie smiling directly at the viewer while they make out prior to going XXX.
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Four Star Playhouse: Something Very Special (1955)
Season 4, Episode 9
Oh, that Chuck!
15 May 2024
A disarmingly simple story is elegantly directed by Robert Florey, with Charles Boyer perfectly cast as the debonair Frenchman returning from his years in New York to reconnect with his 12-year-old daughter (very effective one-shot child actress Mary Zita Perzel).

The subtlety of relationships as Boyer charmingly wines and dines lovely blonde tourist Ginger Hall (another actress with just a brief screen career) while trying to get to know his aloof child is explored concisely, leading to a poignant finale that almost defines mixed emotions as a concept, both for Boyer's character and the viewer.

Quite an unexpected sleeper tucked away in this '50s series.
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Naked City: C3H5(NO3)3 (1961)
Season 2, Episode 26
Corny "bomb" story is neither amusing nor exciting
15 May 2024
Despite a dependably fine performance by Hume Cronyn, this Naked City segment is little more than tiresome filler, as our detectives race against the clock to find a missing nitroglycerin bomb.

Cronyn plays a professor who got drunk, made the bomb -just a whiskey bottle holding 8 ounces of nitro, and lost it. Various comical elements, including a clue based on a sailor who had a hula girl tattoo on his forearm, finally lead to the prof's locker where the bottle is found. J. D. Cannon and Terry Carter of the bomb squad go through the motions of suggesting suspenseful danger with Cronyn helping in the eventual bomb disposal.

It might have been mildly diverting to watch 62 years ago, but is an unconvincing, boring artifact now.
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Route 66: 1800 Days to Justice (1962)
Season 2, Episode 16
Much ado about nothing
15 May 2024
A lousy script by Jo Pagano makes for a dreary, deadly dull segment of Route 66. It makes one wonder what a rejected screenplay for the show must have looked like.

Leading the guest cast of one-dimensional cardboard characters is John Ericson, intense and one-note as he returns to his tiny hometown of Harcourt, Texas for revenge, after spending five years in prison having been framed for a bank robbery he did not commit.

The nominal villain is the town's big shot, a nothing role for DeForest Kelley, four years before he finally achieved immortality as Dr. McCoy on Star Trek. Female lead is a young and dramatic Marion Ross and sentimental favorite is another cliched character, a guy with pipe dreams of striking oil played by Noah Beery Junior.

Pagano's story artificially ropes M & M into the local Kangaroo Court trial of Kelley as they drive into town in the Corvette, following the show's format of them getting entangled weekly in a strange culture. Of course Maharis interferes, provoking a fist fight with Ericson, and the finale of the story is arbitrary and completely unsatisfactory, leaving nothing resolved and lots of loose ends.
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Platonic love versus lust
15 May 2024
Aubree Valentine plays a complex character in this Allherluv 2-parter: a teacher of literature who has decided she's only interested in platonic love, after suffering a breakup with her lesbian lover.

She even advertises for women interested in conversations, not romance or sex. Aubry Babcock answers the call and in a discussion of Shakespeare's "Romeo and Juliet" with Aubree convinces her that sex can be transformative and wins the argument with hot XXX action.

Aubree's attitude has changed, and so have her lectures to her students. A new openness is cemented by meeting a free spirit played enigmatically by Freya Parker, who skillfully seduces Aubree.

With Valentine's acting convincingly creating a character who is filled with doubts and conflicting impulses, this is an intriguing mini-drama spotlighting three talented players.
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Chocolate Kisses (1986 Video)
Fun IR action
14 May 2024
Jeanie Pepper has a juicy (or should I say sweet?) role in "Chocolate Kisses", one of the better VHS features spotlighting Black actresses early in the VHS era.

It starts with a montage of Hollywood, oddly beginning with a closeup of Red Buttons' plaque on the Walk of Fame (that's a pretty random choice of movie star), then the corny shot of the Capitol Records building, followed by "Jagged Edge" playing at Grauman's Chinese.

Story concerns Herschel Savage's failing Kisses Chocolates candy company. After he humps his secretary Heather Wayne, whose top billing is definitely unearned, we go directly to Ron Jeremy at a motor hotel with two Black hookers: Jeannie Pepper and Purple Passion. He balks at paying $200 for both but they insist (amounts to about $560 in today's money).

Mean banker Rick Savage turns Herschel Savage (hmm, I wonder how many movies feature both savages?) down on financing, giving him only 30 days till foreclosure, and Hersch decides salesmanship might save the business. He advertises for two gung-ho salesmen, with Pepper & Purple responding -after they f*ck him silly, they're hired.

Sex is their sales weapon, with big orders from Tom Byron, Buck Adams and Shone Taylor resulting. Rick is so impressed that he invests the bank's money into the business and is rewarded by two Kisses Girls (working at the chocolates plant) Bunny Bleu and Jennifer Noxt shtupping him. Ending has funny "Where are they now?" credits for each character.

Quite enjoyable, and the oddest touch was a building facade in the middle of the movie -a building for See's Chocolates! Don't tell me that was accidental.
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Secret Sin (2024 Video)
Fun with Chloe plus a spacey interview
14 May 2024
Can't say I've heard of London Bridges, but the Black burlesque artiste gets the "Unfiltered" video podcast treatment here from Holly Randall. An accompanying "Mommy's Girl" sex scene was issued by Adult Time on the VOD "Sitting on a Secret" just a month prior to this reissue.

London tells of her rough background, finding success both in burlesque and teaching dance classes but suffering as a victim of sex trafficking. Her rather out-there conversation lost me somewhere between her rambling explanation of the glory of being a sub and her discovering spirituality.

Chloe Surreal, she of the huge, floppy breasts, has fun with her stepmom Penny Barber in the lesbian sex vignette directed by the Anatomik Media team. Not sure why the Girlsway and Adult Time folks decided to recycle it so quickly, but as a Chloe fan I can't complain.
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A throwback
14 May 2024
This is a throwback porn feature, that if it was a fish would have been thrown back into the pond. Amateurism on parade.

It reminded me of so many softcore 1960s flicks, an unprofessional showcase for various beauties, mostly sporting thick bushes and with a couple of beautiful ringers like Nancy Suiter and Nancy Hoffman. The male cast is strictly beasts, giving the movie a pro-am feel overall.

Ridiculous story has a unappealing guy (obscuro Martin Long) reminiscing in flashback about his gig as a photographer for a waterbed company's promotional campaign built around a Miss Sleepwalk beauty pageant. Sleeping with the judges is mandatory here.

The all-time great Kelly Stewart has a cameo role, and phony names are applied to most of the cast. This very minor release should have stayed hidden in a landfill.
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Skin Deep (1982 Video)
Footage passed off as a feature
14 May 2024
Ever since Ed Wood was elevated to cult status (a long time ago), incompetence has been rewarded by tagging many a slob as a "cult director". Ray Dennis Steckler is the poster child of this phenomenon, not helped by IMDb foolishly identifying the entire cast of his "Skin Deep" as playing themselves.

No, this is not a documentary, but merely reels of film slapped together as if packaging a compilation of stag movies. A female narrator talks condescendingly on the soundtrack pretending that we're watching porn stars in their leisure moments, when in fact they are mainly nonentities earning a few bucks as sex workers under Ray's non-direction. He took similar footage and packaged another fake feature titled "Las Vegas Erotica", with much of the same cast.

Jail-bait action is provided by no-talent Darla, with pigtails who rides a bike and is supposedly a French foreign exchange student. She also participates in a threesome with what the narrator identifies as brother and sister, to provide vicarious incest content.

Mixed in with the sexual hijinks is hedonistic footage of folks water skiing and cavorting in a man-made lake, typical escapist filler.
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Just the Two of Us (1986 Video)
Old-fashioned "Couples" movie
14 May 2024
Guaranteed to evoke more yawns than lustful moans four decades after, "Just the Two of Us" falls squarely into Adult Cinema's romantic genre, aimed at couples audiences. A blah script is at fault.

Jerry Butler and Danielle are the married couple, with the zest gone out of their marriage, sexually speaking. In fact, their opening sex scene, with Danielle wearing hot lingerie (she wears more lingerie in this feature than even currently a staple of Dorcel movies) ends with Butler failing to ejaculate, part of the story line.

They resort to trying other partners but that doesn't work. Eventually they turn down an offer from swingers Amber Lynn and Tony Martino to join them in a sex party, and director Vinnie Rossi clumsily cross-cuts between group sex at the party, and a rejuvenated Jerry & Danielle back home making love together. Final screen card reads "The Beginning" rather than The End, about as corny as could be.
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Goin' Down Slow (1988 Video)
A classic movie by John Leslie
14 May 2024
Adult Cinema legend John Leslie turned successfully to direction with this early title, creating a real movie, albeit with explicit sex scenes included (of course). His screenplay elegantly provides clues and plot twists worthy of any real motion picture. (Ironically, he later turned to directing more than a hundred strictly gonzo porn features, no longer committed to storytelling movies.)

The opening, pre-credits scene is masterful: Ona Zee using opera glasses to spy on her neighbors having sex, while she is masturbating. This actress really knows how to sell a scene, and her combination of sexiness by talking dirty while masturbating skillfully sets the story in motion.

An ingeniously twist-filled script stars Robert Bullock as the advice columnist Madame Rona for a men's magazine, styled a la Playboy or Penthouse, with Leslie himself co-starring in the Hugh Hefner/Bob Guccione role of publisher. Joey Silvera is the mag's staff photographer, while Shanna McCullough plays Bullock's cheating wife. The acting by all of them is right on the money, quite convincing throughout.

They way Leslie orchestrates the story, involving infidelity, a murder unraveling and conflicting motives by each of the principal players is faultless, and I especially enjoyed the way he subtly planted key clues which are resolved later on, with some twists foreshadowed while others are tantalizingly sprung on the viewer. It all makes sense and leads to a highly satisfying ending.

Balancing the great story values, Leslie does not scrimp on rewarding his audience with a quite beautiful new starlet, Dana Lynn, as Silvera's model for the magazine, as well as sexy performances from Ona, Shanna, Kathleen Gentry as Bullock's secretary, plus Alicia Monet and Megan Leigh as sexy models at Leslie's mansion.
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Poorly done
14 May 2024
Even among mediocre VHS porn features, this lousy sequel is worse than expected (or deserved by the loyal Rental audience of the time). Crew credits are all phony, a sure sign of crap.

Ray Victory returns in the title role, a dumb takeoff on the Will Smith TV show. He operates an escort service providing gigolos to service women, using his own sex appeal as the selling point, and advertises on TV.

Three gals, all of them rather plain, unexciting looking starlets (in an era when big name talent abounded) watch him and decide to get some escorts to service them. The incompetent script (two fictitious writers share credit) fails to properly set up the comedy premise, namely that ordinary guys show up at the girls' homes and f*ck them, invited in by the girls who think they're escorts they ordered. No explanation of what happened to the real escorts is given, and one of the three, Marc Wallice (ugh!) does identify himself as the real thing.

Cherry Hill decides to find out what happened and visits Victory, who is amused and decides to service her personally. Finale has "mechanic" Don Fernando, who had previously come to fix Kristy Leigh's exercise machine, finding Melinda Lee in his home waiting to be serviced by him, and he obliges. "Comedy" voice-over finish indicates that Fernando has now been hired by Victory as a real gigolo.

The anonymous pornographers who shot this turkey had zero respect for the audience (or themselves): David Sanders plays the cliche of a pizza delivery guy who shows up without a pizza (!), later claiming he left it in his car, perhaps a porn first where they didn't even provide a prop pizza box for the shoot. You would think even on such a crummy production that a used box from the crew's lunch break would have been available, but no.

Title was missing from IMDb for 36 years, so my public service (sort of?) was to add it today.
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Casual Sex (1991 Video)
If only it was in French!
13 May 2024
A truly lousy porn experiment, wildly pretentious, had me wondering about what standards movies, or in this case VHS porn features, should be held up to. Perhaps I'm being too harsh in my assessments, or maybe way too lenient. This is a good test case for such meandering thoughts.

Directed by Jack Stephen, it's ostensibly a throwaway Zara Whites vehicle, presuming that if you dig this Euro beauty, then watching her have explicit sex is all that matters.

But what's contained in this surprise package is an experimental porn movie, taking itself oh-so-seriously, but turning out to be impossibly bad, thanks to the familiar extreme overacting by Joey Silvera.

The entire movie seems to be taking place inside Joey's mind, as implied in a dreary opening scene of him alone on the phone on an abstractly bare set, calling his sister-in-law, desperate to see her.

DIrector Stephen jumpcuts from scene to scene without any transitions at all, daring the viewer to keep up. In a mainstream movie, this technique would command one's attention and encourage extra effort, but here it seemed confusing, bordering on clumsy.

There follows a series of sex scenes and role-playing, often cryptic, but all seeming to be meaningful to the Silvera character. If a talented actor were in the role, it might be watchable.

Instead we have a mess, pretty much all summed up in my least favorite ending, so often used as a crutch in porn: it was all a dream (or nightmare)!

When it finally ended, only an hour or so wasted, I realized with this structure/editing and neurotic content, had the cast been European and the dialogue in French or Italian, this could have been passed off as avant-garde filmmaking. But absent such accoutrements, which to a film buff like me automatically command a level of involvement/respect (I would cite directors like Paul Vecchiali and Philippe Garrel as prime examples, both of whom dealt with sexual subject matter), we're left with inept delusions of adequacy.

Many a filmmaker has succeeed to "fool" the audience with avant-garde trappings (Lars von Trier's The Element of Crime and David Lynch's Eraserhead (both of which I detested on first-run viewings back in the day) to launch a highly successful career, built on quicksand. As Ayn Rand used to stress (I took her very seriously when I was young, before understanding the shallowness of her Objectivist philosophy), "check your premises".
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Porn mediocrity
13 May 2024
One of Max Hardcore's first movies, this tepid spoof of televised beauty pageants is only of interest in proving he could make an ordinary, mediocre porn video without the extreme sexual content that soon were to make him famous and pretty much single handedly destroy Adult Cinema as a fledgling art form.

Kris Newz and Sierra host the title contest, with Marc Wallice, looking silly in an old-fashioned tuxedo as emcee, staged as a telecast without an audience (just an applause-track). Three contestants do pole dancing in bikini swimsuits, then are interviewed by Wallice and finally compete sexually with T. T. Boy, Wallice and Rick Masters servicing them anally as studs. Nicole London wins and the 6 sex performers celebrate with group-sex.

As satirist, Max bats a zero. The best thing this clunker has going for it is that Max does not appear on screen.
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Don't play 'Misty' for me
13 May 2024
With Misty herself and her producer Chad Thomas frequently handling the camera, this "documentation" of the star's birthday party is an intentionally sloppy (for the sake of "realism") video, even including one sequence out-of-focus. It represents gonzo content at its worst.

With her staggering around, suddenly striking acrobatic poses and giddy sexual activity, Misty comes across as stoned. Lots of horsing around occurs, with plenty of lesbian sex and a couple of orgies.

Several big names participate strongly in the action, notably Julie Rage, and Misty shot several of these "random footage" exercises, something of an acquired taste.
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