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Shortland Street (1992– )
1/10
Fake
18 October 2007
I have never seen a police investigation done in such a fake way. This made CSI look realistic.

1st off the porky fat cop. Why the hell was she asking all the questions? In real life the police interview the suspects. Not some fat lady. It really bothered me how she accused every single suspect she saw of murder. She spoke so mean and dramatic. That is not how real police act. And why is she the only person investigating the case. Don't a team of police do it? Not just a fat porky lady...

So they get rid of her a replace her with some 30 year old model who ends up *beep* Chris..

Random and unrealistic.

The only clue i got was the *beep* clue.

Shortland street have probley set a record for the most lame and unrealistic police representation ever done on a series that was not a comedy. (and I'm talking about a old corny British comedy.) Or some thing like blues glues.

But hey Shortland street can be pretty cool. I mean they totally support being a lezz or gaybo. Cant have a good soap with out disappointing the Dyke's. Evan better lets get her pregnant. Better yet lets kill her girlfriend and make your baby her sisters boyfriends. Nice and juicy the way i like it. Mean while 15 year old school girl losses her virginity to a boy who is gay with her brother. IM LOVING THIS SHOW!!!! This is just from the top of my head. They are so politically correct its lame.
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Kind of disappointing.. Leave this one for the kids.
24 August 2007
After watching Walking With Dinosaurs i wanted more. Then came this! Its the same thing but he brings the dinosaurs to a park! Sadly a lot of things brought it down. Nigil was very annoying and unrealistic. Every single episode he has to bring a new dinosaurs back to the park. What bothered me was that every time he does this it turns out to be the most dramatic and unbelievable adventure with way to much comedy. And it was a little bit Hollywood.

Acting and special effects were med core.

This will be great for kids. Great for simple ppl who have not seen walking with dinosaur's and basically don't no any thing about dinosaur's.

But for more realistic viewers its not to good.
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Thirteen (2003)
10/10
One of the best movies i have seen in a long time.Very realistic,Its a master piece (try not to contain spoilers)
31 March 2007
Warning: Spoilers
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This movie is about a teenage girl who starts off as a innocent young girl. But you watch her try and fit in with the cool girls. She gets one friend who's a really nasty bad influence and slowly she turns into a slutty mean b!tch. (sorry for my language) She simply loses interest in her good friends and joins the cool kids. You slowly watch her do drugs, Sex, stealing all the things that could go wrong with a teen.

The movie IS NOT FOR TEENAGERS! This is not a teen flick in anyway. Its a very well done DEEP movie. The events aren't Corny and blatant. Most of the acting is very realistic and well done.

To start with it made me angry how bad she was. Stealing is wrong, But especially the way she treated her parents, Telling her carm mother to f#ck off. But slowly i began to feel emotion for her. We are keeped very hidden from her real emotions because thats what b!tchy teenage girls do. All teenagers for that matter. They keep there 'I don't give a sh!t' attitude.

This is the only real movie i have ever liked that contains teenagers. The last thing i thought i would like is a movie about mean, Sluty teenagers. But the movie is just so realistically done.

Its not trying to say "Oh my god poor girl is doing drugs' 'Wow look at what she has to go through' It is what it is. And its a great movie. The acting at times never gets hugely deep, But most teenagers like her act very simple. It may confuse some people. Its not a die-hard movie, Or 007.

But its a really really good movie witch shows how bad a teenager can go.

Swearing at parents,Drugs, Acting like prostitutes, drinking, Smokeing, A lot of us teenagers like to act like we are way older than we really are. I see so many girls my age and way younger, smoking, Drinking, Getting it to lezzy sex, acting like a b!tch. (The more good looking you are the more likely you will be like that) And i think this movie shows it in the most artistic and realistic way possible.

Please watch this movie, Its really good. Don't mind the bad reviews they just don't get it. No matter how good of a movie there will always be one or more reviews named, Probley the worst movie ever made.

I have seen a few comments saying. 'Should i let my daughter watch this movie??' Thats a hard one. First off its a VERY VERY mature movie. I would be careful because in this day and age its cool to be a bi%ch. Another thing the movie covers is girls cutting them self. A lot OF TEENAGE GIRLS DO THIS. I would be careful that your girl doesn't decide 'Im such an hurt individual i need to cut my self' 'Or they can see cutting them self as cool,

Please hire this movie out. Judge for yourself. It may not be your cup of tea, But no one can watch it and state its a bad movie. You just cant.

Great, heavy, Deep movie 10/10
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WWE Backlash (2006 TV Special)
3/10
Not a good PPV. I was very upset. **No Result Spoilers**
25 March 2007
Warning: Spoilers
(Whats the point in me telling you the ending)

My girlfriends uncle gave this PPV to me as a gift. He told me it was good. When i watched it, I was a bit insulted. At the time i thought it was a mean joke or something. But i was very polite and thanked him any way :)

Criss Masters VS Carlito.

The starting match was Carlito vs Criss Masters. The Match was OK. A good start to the show. There was only one good move when carlito jumped from the rope.. 5/10

Umaga VS Rickflair.

Pointless feud. The match was alright. Kinda sad to see rick flair to be beaten up like that. Thats all that really happened. Rick flair being beaten up, Flair didn't stand and chance. Besides the odd slap or low blow. It was a really fast match. But it wasn't to bad. 6/10

Trish vs Mickie James

It was a OK match, Not much happened. I was looking forward to seeing what would happen after WM. The match ended after she injured herself (inreal life) But i didn't care. The match wasn't that great. 3/10 Poor Trish lol :(

RVD vs Shelton Benjamin

I love RVD. It was a good match but it took to long to get started. The match started really slow. There were a few good moves. A good match. 7/10

Kane vs Big Show I thought the feud was funny. Kane attacking big show over a silly thing about the date may 19th. Big show had a small cut over his eye, And said 'Tonight will be an eye for and eye. Haha. The match was stupid. They acted like idiots. (pains me to say that about such kick ass wrestlers) The room went red and a magic voice started say may 19th. Kane started crying and big show put him out of his pain bye knocking him out with a chair... It was really short. 1/10

The McMahons vs HBK and god.... I don't care about the match. The fact the Mcmahon was talking to god in front of the fans was just stupid. I was getting very tired of this PPV. I was not offended bye this match.. It was just stupid. No wonder there's a stereotype that wrestling is for kids. 2/10

Edge vs. Cena vs. HHH

I must say that the DVD was not running well but from what i saw it looked like a pretty cool match. Nice and bloody, The out come made every edge/cena/HHH fan happy. 7/10

This was a rushed PPV just after Wresltemainia.
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Summerslam (2005 TV Special)
8/10
Summerslam 2005. (try not to spoil to much)
25 March 2007
I really liked this PPV.

Beniot vs Orlando Jordan- U.S championship No one liked the match because it was only 45 seconds. Get the hell over. Its being realistic. Its just silly and fake if every match is made out nicely. Just the right time. Your a idiot if you have a problem with this match. That shows that any thing can happen, Just like in real life. Isted of bitching about how short it was, Just larf and say 'wow he kicked his ass so fast' 5/10

Edge vs Matt Hardy I LOVED this match, It showed how to men just HATED EACH OTHER. They didn't do in fancy wrestling, As soon as the match started they just started punching each other. I thought it was really cool. I watched in horror as they continued punching and punching. Soon one of them was just on the mat. The other just keeped kicking him in the head. It was a raw brutal fist fight. Nothing more, nothing less. At the end one wrestling was on his knees covered in blood. The other continued to larf and kick his bloody head. It was awesome. Most underrated match ever. Short but brutal. 10/10

Rey Mysterio vs Eddie Guerrero Another example why WWE story lines are silly. But i got over that. The fight was over who was going to be a father of eddies child or something. It was a really good match with a lot of cool stunts from the ladder. There were points when i thought it was going to end, but the match went on. I was thinking GO REY GO REY GO REY!!. It was really close and a good ending. GREAT MATCH. 8/10

Kurt Angle vs Eugene I love Kurt Angle. And i love seeing his great ring work. Eugenes gimmick is kind of silly. Hes a mildly retarded wrestler.. And there only so much you can do with him. But the match was kind of funny. 7/10 :D (lol what kinda of ass hole wrestler like Kurt angle would sit there beating up a metaly challenged person) :P

Randy Orton vs Undertaker A pretty entertaining match between dead man and Orton. It was injoyeble.7/10

John Cena vs Chris Jericho It was a good match. But... I don't no. I don't care for these wrestler to much. I don't hate them. Im just not there NO1 fan. But it was a good match. Very long, Close, Entertaining. Prehapes i didn't think it was the great because it was the 2nd long single match in a row? 7/10

JBL vs Batista It was a nice match to watch. Short, But good, Batista went hard out. Throw him into the crowd. Etc 7/10

Hulk Hogan vs HBK I really wanted to know who was going to win. My bet was that hogan was going to win. I loved the backstage promo. When HBK is acting like hogan. Making fun of him 10/10. The match it self was good. Though the end was stupid. The fans went nuts and thats what made the match great. I have mixed feeling about the winner. Im not sure what to think.

Overall. Would i bye this PPV? Yea.. i would. It was a good PPV.
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