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Naked News (1999)
No News Is Naked News.
I've seen this on the web long, long ago. I decided to pay the 5 bucks for the TV version and OH MY GOD WHAT A JOKE!!!!
Great looking reporters? All but one. I won't name names. Pretty cool that they get naked while reporting the news? Yes most certainly. Is the news.. .NEWS WORTHY? Not on the TV version it wasn't. Good lord out dated news stories and silly sketches with some HORRIFIC ACTING!! At least porn stars put in a little more effort in there bad acting.
Back when I first saw this on the web the main reporter whose name I think was victoria had the best presentation and appearence doesn't seem to be on the show any more. Too bad because from what I saw all of them were pretty bad. Maybe it was just the content.
The episode I saw kept referring to Burlesque and man was it ever bad. WHO WROTE THIS CRAP? Give these poor girls something to read and report on! Or at least pay for them to take some local community college courses in journalism and have them do there own stories.
Jurassic Park III (2001)
Jurassic Park III, 3 times worse than the first!
If they make another one I'm afraid. The ending is wide open for a sequel and the second one was terrible. The third one had obvious moments where the suspense could have been much greater but it almost seemed rushed. The movie ended and I kept thinking... "huh??? thats it?" It had so much potential and fell so short.
Bad bad movie. Not worth renting.
Gia (1998)
This was on TV?
Sound track and docu-style made this movie very interesting... life of a drug abusing super model was actually quite a bit more interesting than I thought. Sure the naked angelina jolie fence seen is what really sucked me in but I could have easily left after that had the movie not held my interest. Great performances by everyone I really actually enjoyed this movie.
Hostile Intent (1997)
worst puter/action movie ever
Unrealistic weapons, physics, computers, electronics.
If you are shot in the leg can you run? Clips are unlimmited.. don't think anyone reloaded once.
I almost didn't make it through the end of this movie. IT was SO sad.
Rob Lowe is a much better actor than this... he was wasted on this film... He needs to do more comedy in my opinion.