I haven't written a review since 2015. But "Old" demands it. It defies what the common definition of what "bad" means, in the same way "The Room" (2003) did. It is something else. It is its own entity. Should you watch it? Definitely. Will you enjoy it? Well, that depends entirely on your expectations. If you expect to see a good horror movie, then the answer is a resounding No. But if you expect a challenge on par with eating a Carolina Reaper pepper or having an ice bucket poured over you - then this is for you.
Because this is an attack on all fronts. From the horrible acting, the ridiculous cinematography, the horrendous editing and the script, oh the script... The script feels like it was written by aliens who have never met humans, so they had to guess what normal human interaction looks like, and completely wing it when it came to the dialogue. Because noone talks like they do in this movie. Everything is exposition and self narration.
So, mark my words. There will be musicals made on this. People will learn every line by heart and yell them out loud at yearly screenings. People will brag about watching the whole thing.
This is a cult movie. It was made unironically. It takes itself serious. Dead serious. And it's in the contrast between the intent and the result where cult movies are born. "The Happening" didn't quite reach all the way over to the magical realm of movies that are so bad that they become immortal legends. But "Old" does. Plan 9 From Outer Space, The Room, Howard the Duck, Old. They all belong on the same shelf.
In conclusion: Old is a glorious, spectacular mistake from start to finish. Enjoy.
Because this is an attack on all fronts. From the horrible acting, the ridiculous cinematography, the horrendous editing and the script, oh the script... The script feels like it was written by aliens who have never met humans, so they had to guess what normal human interaction looks like, and completely wing it when it came to the dialogue. Because noone talks like they do in this movie. Everything is exposition and self narration.
So, mark my words. There will be musicals made on this. People will learn every line by heart and yell them out loud at yearly screenings. People will brag about watching the whole thing.
This is a cult movie. It was made unironically. It takes itself serious. Dead serious. And it's in the contrast between the intent and the result where cult movies are born. "The Happening" didn't quite reach all the way over to the magical realm of movies that are so bad that they become immortal legends. But "Old" does. Plan 9 From Outer Space, The Room, Howard the Duck, Old. They all belong on the same shelf.
In conclusion: Old is a glorious, spectacular mistake from start to finish. Enjoy.
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