Not sure why so many people are complaining about Madonna and Banderas. Madonna, well, you already know what she's going to sound like, so if you expected something else, you were deceiving yourself. She's not a great actress, but who expects her to be. Banderas, he basically plays himself, kind of a narrator who is peripherally involved with the action. His singing is fine, but again, I don't buy CDs of Antonio's greatest hits, y'know? What killed the movie was the terrible screenplay. Maybe the original play was different, I don't know. But opening the movie with a big long overly weepy series of scenes about a dead character we haven't even met seems to me a bad choice. Yeah, she was beloved by the whole country, more or less. I get that. I don't need five minutes of wailing and funeral shots (interspersed with her father's funeral years before, I guy I care even less about).
When the movie finally gets to Eva Duarte/Person and her rise up from poverty, it really takes off. The songs are better, then action has pacing, and the movie has direction.It doesn't give much of a sense of Argentina of the 1930s and 40s, but poor is poor no matter what the country. It also doesn't explain what made Eva so special (i.e. why her and not some other guttersnipe). But it has life, and action, and dancing--in other words, everything that makes Madonna interesting.
But once at the top, the movie is just lost. Peron's story in and of itself has no inherent drama, and the screenplay can't invent any. Yeah, sure, she loses her connection with "the people" but since we never saw much connection to begin with, the loss is cerebral. Yeah she was the first woman in South America to have actual political power, but I don't really care in 2010, the novelty has long worn off. Yes, she had some enemies who were trying to bring her down, but what political figure *doesn't* have enemies? Whether you're male or female isn't relevant--your enemies are trying to toss you out of power so they can take it themselves, not because you've offended the natural order.
Of course, Eva didn't really have to do battle with them (her husband took care of that) and long before he fell, she died of cancer. Which, means, of course, long weepy scenes just like the movie started with. We know she's going to die, we know she's going to be brave and noble about it, and we know the songs are going to creep along at dreary pace. Fine, whatever--keep it to the last 3mins, and I could have dealt with it by getting up to go to the bathroom and maybe check some basketball scores. But it's almost *half of the freaking movie*! Don't Cry for Me Argentina should have been Don't Indulge My Drama Queen Flourishes Argentina. But again, there was really no story here to tell, or if there was, the screenwriters didn't find it. Enjoy it for the music and the spectacle. As soon as she collapses in Rome, stop the movie and go do something more enjoyable with the next hour. Like listen to Ray of Light and let it take you back to the late 90s again.
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