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Orphan: First Kill (2022)
trying to surf previous movie success but huge quality gap
Horrible movie....
so many plot holes that is difficult to know where to start from...
It is clearly a "easy way to get money" movie made to surf on originals movie success without a real effort into plot, writing and cast in general
In the beginning of the movie "Esther" manages to fight and kill several adults with extremely low effort, some of which were security man... In the end of the movie she struggles to fight with he "mother" and can't even pull herself up from the root... what did happen? Did she lost her "dwarf powers"?
The police finds a "missing person" in a foreign country, contacts the lost family and manages to fly her home WITHOUT A SINGLE BLOOD TEST? No DNA? No fingerprint? How did she got a passport without fingerprint i think alqaeda is curious about how to go through any country's immigration without fingerprinting.
The plot holes are not all the problem... the acting is laughable, all dialogs looks like teenagers when they don't want talk to parents
but mainly, the main actress as she has clearly aged a lot, looks in the movie (which is supposed to pass before the previous) a lot older than in the first movie...
in general wouldn't recommend....
the movie was so bad and the writters so poor that they can't even make it over 100min.
90min movies are only good for dumb comedies when you want to have some in the background during sunday lunch.
Young Sheldon (2017)
Good premise TERRIBLE EXECUTION
The idea of having a serie showing the origin of sheldon is not that bad... but the execution they have done is really pitiful
The young sheldon actor plays sheldon very much like a robot... while jim parrison original play is a sheldon that has some treats of an autistic person... he has very hard time interpreting other people feelings and create social bounds... while on his personal self he behaves normally without all those robotic voice and way of speaking
the young sheldon character is completely not charismatic (the plot and the play contribute for that) and this is noticiable even by the crew and authors, no wonder why since the 4th season the screen time of the young sheldon character has been reduced drastically... the writers are focusing absolutely on the other members of the family... the whole show could be renamed to "just another family show"
i bet that if anyone sum the screen time of the main characters during the 4th and 5th season... sheldon will be the last or second last... maybe he has a bit more screen time than missy... but certainly has less than the father, the mother and the big brother.
They could make the plot in that sheldon is sent to california and the series continues with the other members of the family... nobody will even notice.
The Suicide Squad (2021)
xmen third division
OMG what was the target audience age for this movie?
12yo?
The movie is sooooooooooooooo dumb, but so dumb that is difficult to understand who would like it.
For starters every single character has a dumb power... like the third division of x-men.
All the scenes are 1 squad member, killing countless people without any help... there isnt one single moment where they do teamwork... so the only rational conclusion to get is that every single one of them would be able to complete the mission alone.
And the movie has SOOOOOOO MANY PLOT HOLES, OMG DIFFICULT TO EVEN KEEP TRACK OF ALL the funniest one to me is the shark
the shark receives hundreds of shots, all the time, not even a single scratch, then a small piranha fish bites it... it is bleeding to death... i guess people should just start using piranha teeth as bullets since it is harder than steel right?
After the main explosion in the movie the big monster break the remaining walls in the tower and even when the whole thing collapses over it, the star just stand up as it the concrete weighs nothing... so it could break the wall since the beginning.
Pacific Rim (2013)
As good as power rangers
I can't imagine why someone would pour so much money in the plot of power rangers.
Ok it is an entertaining show, somehow fun, but anything longer than 20minutes is just tedious, boring, predictable, full of holes.... and lets be honest IT IS FOR KIDS
Much be very very very very fool to get interested in this movie...
So instead of create a global force to build hundreds or thousands of fighter jets and better and more improved bombs, NATU or UN (whoever is the president of the world) decides that build 3 or 4 giant robots is the better approach to fight godzilla... yeah ok makes sense, put all eggs in one basket is always better approach.
Wrath of Man (2021)
The worst guy ritchie movie tied with the madonna's one
This movie is what happens when productors pours out money to someone who has a name like Guy Ritchie in order to buy is credibility.
The movie is TERRIBLE, the plot has more holes than swiss cheese, the story is completely obvious. If you watched the first 10 minutes of movie and couldn't guess the remaining 100 you have a serious IQ problem.
I'm happy I didn't pay one cent to watch this movie since I downloaded it on torrent otherwise I would be really sad or the waste of money, the waste of time was enough.
The Gentlemen (2019)
Ask no questions hear no lies
This is one more masterpiece of Guy Ritchie films, the plot is very well elaborated and yet super connected, most strings seem to be tied up (expect by Fletcher's role which seems to be simultaneously at two places)
Most actors have done a very good job except for Jeremy Strong which plays a gay drug lord... I what planet have someone seen a gay drug lord. This is the most disapoint aspect of this movie and this is why I can't give a 10.
Revolver (2005)
Terrible story
The movie is completely nonsense...
As all Guy Ritchie movies there are much non linear storytelling but differently than most of his movies the questions are not answered...
The movie is a try to make a fight club like movie, but is fails miserably.
Nothing in the movie is really clear and most is so vague that you can have 50 interpretations of the same movie... which is perfect for those conspirations theorists kind of people but it sucks if you are looking for A MEANING AT ALL.
The Empty Man (2020)
Started off good, then went downhill
Started off good, then went downhill
The beginning of the movie had potential... Ancient weird skeleton shrines and possessed people in the middle of nowhere!
Then it turns into a completely different film! I had to check I was still watching the same film!
The movie is full of plot holes, there are so many that is difficult to keep track
I wish this was a 90 minutes film so it would be a lesser waste of time than a 130 minutes ones.
You Should Have Left (2020)
Stupidest Ending
Really boring movie, very repetitive no real character development or story dept. The movie is very much previsible and the end is really terrible.
The main character decides to accept his past mistakes and "pay for them" while he didn't kill his ex wife he was just omise.
Although his current wife is being unfaithful right now and nothing happens to her.
It creates a double sense of morela while consider the main character omission about his ex wife suicide a bigger sin than his current wife unfaithful behavior as something minor
I would give 3 stars if at least the wife had rot in hell instead of him... terrible movie.
Fantasy Island (2020)
collection of plot holes
This movie is just like harry potter with action.... so many plot holes.
Absolutely nothing in the plot holds together, something is said then 5 minutes later the opposite is also said...
very very bad.
Come Play (2020)
terrible
Very stupid... the premise is that you need to read the whole story to let the monster come to the world but at some point the monster simple fast foward its own story without leting the persons freewill to read or not....
so it could just simple had sone since the beginning
very bad plot
very bad acting
very bad movie.
Girl Lost: A Hollywood Story (2020)
overly dramatic
Most films that portrait prostitutes lives are beyond dramatic...
Prostitutes movies are to reality
as fairy tales are to royal family.
Escape Room: Tournament of Champions (2021)
worst than the first
The first one was terrible
full of mistakes
not answered questions
lots of impossible physics
i dont even need to watch this one to know it is bad.
Parks and Recreation (2009)
comedy direct to women
It is a very annoying series...
a super feminazi protagonist looking to succeed in her career...
The writers have absolutelly no memory of what they wrote before, the serie has so many contradictions... one episode the city has no money and need to define a very tight budget... three episodes later they have spare money and decide to hire more staff
the main chracter stays many episodes dating in secret beucase her boss is against relationship among employees, the next season the boss himself is having a baby with one of employees.
The show deserves a ZERO rating. The only reason I gave 2 is because of Ron Swanson... this only character is the only fun in the whole thing, the character is the only thing worth here...
other characters are annoying, dumb, predictable, irritating and BORING
i recommend you go on youtube and watch Ron Swanson best moments... dont waste your time in the series iteself.
Promising Young Woman (2020)
terrible
Terrble movie
previsible
weak dialogues
weak acting
stupid plot.
A Quiet Place Part II (2020)
terrible movie
The movie is based in the fact that the super powerfull blind aliens dont swim nor drive boats...
Then they find one island that holds the last suvivors of the planet.
WITH A PLANET THAT IS 70% WATER WHY WOULD THE SUPER POWERFUL ALIENS DECIDE TO INVADE IT?
Lots of unanswered questions
terrible acting
stupid plot development
waste of time and money dont watch it.
Once Upon a Time in... Hollywood (2019)
Terrible movie that people watch just because "love Tarantino"
The film is terrible...
plot, dialogs, development, makeup...
Even Brad Pitt. Feels like "WTF am I doing here..."
It is like all Tarantino's movies... IF you watched one you watched all... just different actors and clothes everything else same bullcrap
And people will shout that is "amazing" or "art" because they "love tarantino"
How Do You Know (2010)
I would ask my money back if I had paid to watch
The film is terribly bad.
It can be easily noticied why the box office wasnt even half the movie budget.
The dialogs are mostly pointless, there is no story development... it does look like two chronicles running side by side with same characters...
There is NO CONNECTION between characters.
The plot development is stupid.
This movie is a two hours waste of time.