tnarulzimpactzone Reviews

The Toxic Avenger (1984)

The Most Retarded film ever made!

[1/10 · 15 May 2007]

One day a bunch of retards got together and made a film, they called it Toxic Avenger. This Pathetic super hero film wannabee, has everything from a girl having an orgasm over a person in a car crash; which is downright weird and disgusting. You have a the Hero 'Melvin' who you just want to shoot for being such an idiot. You have a stupid fat mayor as the villain who couldn't go for a minute without eating junk food of some description. There are comedy moments which just aren't funny; (I will not mention them as I do not want this comment to contain a spoiler). The mobster 'Cigar face' who is a rubbish spoof of 'Scarface' just annoyed the hell out of me with his idiotic catchphrases and his 'trying to be funny but just not' style.

Overall this movie was just a stupid p**s take.

Mr. Bean's Holiday (2007)

Mr Beans Holiday Funny or not!

[6/10 · 10 May 2007]

Although this film can be very funny in parts some of the film just isn't. A very funny part of the film happens near the beginning of the film in a restaurant, as funny as this was, the concept was clearly taken from an original TV episode of Mr Bean. A lot of the audiences attention was focus on the facial expressions he pulls at the video camera that he takes with him. While this was funny at first it became rather interminable the more the film went on. The part of the film that takes place and the Cannes film festival is rather boring and lacks entertainment. The funnies part of the film was at the end where all the cars stopped in unison to provide a pathway to the beach.

In conclusion, for plot and story development the first film was far superior.