jezustolemyboat Reviews

Scorched Earth (2018)

Zena meets a B style mad max

[4/10 · 20 May 2018]

I'm up for most anything but this is literally Zena the warrior princess meets a B version of mad max...it's painful

The Fall (I) (2006)

Breathtaking. Monumental. Exceptional. RAD!

[10/10 · 6 September 2008]

I signed up on IMDb just to write this comment. WOW! This is on of if the most beautiful movies I have ever seen. I must say that I do enjoy stories of a mix of reality and fantasy adventure narrated so to speak along the lines of The Adventures of Baron Von Munchausen, Never Ending Story etc.. but this takes the cake. The images were stunning. An amazing balance of scenes that complimented the movie so well never taking away from the story that progressed flawlessly from start to finish. I don't know what else to say other than Antinca Untaru, the little girl captured my heart as she acted far beyond her years and made the story even more gripping. The colours, the landscape.....OK I'll stop as I think you get the idea. Watch this movie and I promise you will be glad you did. I will never forget it.

The Art of War II: Betrayal (2008 Video)

If by spoiler you mean your life will be ruined if you watch this film......then ya this is a spoiler (not really)

[1/10 · 6 September 2008]

After reading bad review here and ignoring it I would like to apologize to whoever took the time to write that review. I actually went to the trouble of creating an account with IMDb just to tell you all how BAD this movie really is. Like I can't believe how bad it is. I am about the least picky person I know when it comes to movies but please be warned that this truly sucked. Snipes acting was mediocre at worst. I do believe the writing was done by an up and comer in the grade 9 remedial drama class. The story...while providing a decent twist, was possibly put together by some lonely Hollywood assistant who pieced together various scripts she found in the recycling bins on sets. The weak cinematography was on par with the rest of the film. I can only think they paid Snipes all the budget and then director called in some old favours?? I don't know where to stop. Please don't watch this movie unless you have absolutely no choice. And even then you might want to do some laundry or something so when' it's over you won't feel like you lost part of your life. Oh ya....the fight scenes. Apparently they have invented a new way to shake the camera around without moving it??? Strange stuff.