amtoft-2 Reviews

Complete Strangers (2020)

Worst movie I have ever seen

[1/10 · 18 February 2024]

This movie is so bad, that is actually turns into kind of comedy and I could not stop laughing, how bad everything is in this movie. I have seen acting and scripts much better in porn movies.

The good thing is now, if someone asks me, what movie is the worst I have ever seen, I know now the answer 😉 (I would never have known the answer before).

I have a feeling that the producer found the actors from the porn industry and thought, that he would make a proper movie.

I would not say I wasted my time watching the movie, and you should see it and make your own judgement. But you were warned hehe.

The Queen of Flow (2018–2021)

What is this?

[2/10 · 10 June 2022]

I saw the first two episodes and thought, what is this and how come is this so popular?

I have never seen telenovelas in my 50 years and will probably not continue this. Some of the characters seems good people, but all the criminals are lower than low life people. Bringing guns everywhere, shooting around with an ease, even in a hospital for a few bucks, wtf.

Why do people even watch this?

The gun culture in the Americans countries (north and south) are just so sad and all the cliches about criminal and corrupt Colombia seems to be right. Not a place I like to visit.

What If (I) (2013)

Not good

[3/10 · 10 June 2022]

The movie is full of over dramatic scenes to try to make it funny, but those scenes makes it a bit stupid and not funny. The movie is very predictable and too long.

Most of the girls in the movie act like teens. Also they are selfish, too emotional and annoying. Apart for the sex, it must be hard to be straight around those kind of girls. Lots of American movies portraits girls like this, maybe there is some truth there.

Leap Year (2010)

What was that!?

[2/10 · 28 December 2021]

One of the worst movies I have seen in years.

I give the movie one star for the beautiful scenery and one star for the two main actors, because they look very cute. The script, the characters and the dominating music, I need to give ZERO stars. It was just really awful.

Don't waste your time watching this movie, when you can see something else.

Love Hard (2021)

Catfished

[1/10 · 5 November 2021]

I feel completely catfished watching this movie.

I like romantic movies and at first I though it's another predictable movie with a beautiful couple, a little boring but funny. I was partly right. The movie suddenly had a twist, the lead woman being catfished. She is around 30, super attractive and was getting catfished by an unattractive and lazy teen, even though he turned more attractive, because inside he was a good person. Ok interesting twist, but the rest of the movie, I was crossing my fingers that both learned a good lesson about life, friendship and honesty, but would not end up together, because I felt absolutely no physical or romantic chemistry at all, friendship yes, but not more. So to my big disappointment they end up together in a really cheesy way and I feel totally catfished by the storyline. This movie deserve just one star.

Locke & Key (2020–2022)

Amazing 1. Season

[7/10 · 26 October 2021]

1. Season was so good, a 9 or 10. It gets new and every keys qualities were so exciting to follow.

Season 2 was quite boring and the story lost its excitement, a 5 or 6. I didn't like the devils of season 2.

Afterlife of the Party (2021)

C-movie

[4/10 · 6 September 2021]

I knew about A and B movies, but didn't know there also was a C movie category. Plot, music, actors etc. Are kind of high school level.

I guess, if the director is 18 years old, I would be saying, hey good beginning and good luck in the future.

There are hundreds of movies with similar plot, that are so much better.

Pelé (2021)

Not the GOAT

[5/10 · 5 March 2021]

The movie was ok, but could have been much much better.

Pelé was a really good player, top player sure, but not the best in history as he often have mentioned himself. He was not even the best player in any of the world cups, he played in. He scored 12 goals in total of 4 world cups in a time, where there were lots of goals and little defending in every game. Just Fontaine scored 13 goals in 1958, Eusébio scored 9 in 1966. Muller scored 10 goals in 1970. Pelé had a really great team around him, some of them played better than him. Pelé was lucky to be marketed more than his team players. He only played for Santos, not even a top 5 league and hundreds of his goals, if you count the more than 1000 goals he scored, are against B-teams in unofficial show games. Messi and Ronaldo are soon to take his official scoring record and they have been playing in top leagues of the world and in a time, where defending is another world compared to the 60'ies.

After seeing the movie and doing some research, Pelé comes across unlikeable, naive, unintelligent, ungrateful and a cheater.

Young Hunter (2020)

Waste of time

[2/10 · 11 December 2020]

I want my two hours back. Please don't make the same mistake watching this party killer.

This movie is trying to be French and sophisticated, well it might be the case, but this was not my kind of movie.

Two stars for the cute boys.

Behind the Curve (2018)

Waste of time

[1/10 · 21 October 2020]

This documentary was so boring, I felt a sleep several times. Either these people are just lonely, crazy or attention seeking people or it's just a big scam/sect. The subject is not even interesting to care about. I don't even find it funny or interesting to know about these people. Let's make a sect, that believes Disney characters are real and live around us.... Zzzzzzz