greeny24 Reviews

A Goofy Movie (1995)

How many cups of sugar does it take to get to the moon?

[9/10 · 26 February 2002]

Well if a movie has Bigfoot (or "Mr. Foot") getting lured by a steak on a fishing pole and then doing a puppet show with socks on his hands then it has to be good. This movie is very good! It is hilarious and I have to confess that I love the music! I mean I really really love it! It's just so catchy and fun. The movie has an interesting plot too. Watch it, you just might like it. ;-)

The Pebble and the Penguin (1995)

this movie sucked

[1/10 · 19 January 2002]

This movie totally sucked!!! Don't even rent it! You'll hate it! The plot didn't make sense, the characters sucked, and why was that penguin trying to get the pebble anyway? If that girl penguin would only like him because he has a pretty pebble than the relationship would not be based on love only on money! I very much disliked this movie(Hate is such a strong word!). And penguins cant fly! Even if they believe than they can do it, they cant. p.s. I am not who you think I am!

The Princess Diaries (2001)

Royal

[5 January 2002]

This was a good movie. I think I can start by saying that I don't think much of Mandy Moore as a singer but hey she was a pretty good actress here. So is Anne Hathaway who is also very pretty and the rest of the people in the cast. Although it could have been shorter and some parts seemed kind of pointless, this is a fun, enjoyable, and cute movie which is appropriate for all ages. It also has a happy ending which is always good. At first this just might seem like a movie that is fun and harmless to watch without really learning anything from it but I think you can learn a few things from it, like believing in yourself and your dreams and working to make them come true for you. Also facing your responsibilities. As the song goes, "Miracles happen when you believe." That is also a cute music video at the end of this movie.

Monsters, Inc. (2001)

Sulley is my hero

[10/10 · 29 December 2001]

This movie is sooooooo sweet! I loved it! It is really clever, too. Monsters actually being scared of kids and only needing the screams for electricity, what an original and creative idea! It's a wonderful story filled with humor and suspense. I was honestly scared at some moments and I did not like that evil monster Randall. But I loved Sulley! I truly am in love with James P. Sullivan!! I was so touched by the way he treated Boo and he was so brave, too! He was a spectacular hero! And Boo was really cute and very funny. I almost cried at the end. "Kittie" Awwwwwww How sweet!!!!!!!! It was GREAT!!!

The Lost World: Jurassic Park (1997)

not as good as the other two

[29 December 2001]

This movie is an O.K. movie by itself but it is nowhere near as good as Jurassic Park the first one. I also thought it wasn't as good of a sequel as the third one. The story was just kind of wierd. Like how did he have a black daughter who didn't really look mixed? Of course the special effects were still good. There was good action too and the scene with the trailor hanging over the cliff was suspenseful. But don't go out of your way to see it.

Titanic (1997)

pretty good

[24 December 2001]

There were a lot of mistakes in this movie. Go look at the goofs section to see for yourself. It still seems pretty accurate though and it's still an enjoyable movie. The special effects were breathtakingly awesome. The ship was beautiful and so was the background. There were poignant scenes at the end, like with the husband and wife, and the musicians were extraordinary heroes. That is the stuff I am complimenting. As for the Jack and Rose thing, well I don't really have anything to say about that. I liked their scene in the third class party, dancing to the music. That looked like a a lot of fun. This is definitely not a movie for everyone. Some will like it and some will not. The End.

Jurassic Park (1993)

Good movie!

[24 December 2001]

This was a really good movie! The story was great and so were the actors, like Sam Neill, Jeff Goldblum, Laura Dern, and the kids. The little boy was especially cute. The effects in this movie were awesome, and there was actual suspense, like with the water in the cup vibrating. And I LOVED the ending, with the raptors and the T-Rex roaring and that sign coming down that said "When dinosaurs ruled the earth"! Definitely beats the ending of JP 3, although that movie was OK. Oh and going from the end to the beginning, I like that part in the beginning when the guy on the toilet gets eaten up! That was pretty funny! And everything in between is good too, so this is a movie definitely worth watching.

The Simpsons (1989– )

panacea- a cure-all for all illnesses

[24 December 2001]

The Simpsons is a very funny t.v. show. Every episode has about a million jokes that make you never get tired of seeing the same hilarious episode again. Also, you remember your favorite parts in your head, so you can still be amused hours after seeing it, which comes in handy whenever you're suffering from boredom! That is why this show has lasted for so long and is so many people's favorite t.v. show. It remains popular even after 12 years and I hope it will continually do well and when it has to end, I hope it ends gracefully and with a bang. Also there are so many funny funny funny quotes from this show, so go to the quotes section and read them! And watch this show so you can see what everybody loves! They really do put the "Fun" in "Dysfunctional"! There's no D'oh about it either so don't have a cow, man!

Bring It On (2000)

enjoyable

[23 December 2001]

This movie is enjoyable but not for everyone. You have to be young enough, but not too young because there is some inappropriate stuff in there, I thought. But there is a fun story, fun characters, cute guys, some good music, and I liked seeing the cheerleader moves. So even though it is pretty unrealistic, you can like it.

Shrek (2001)

a movie for everyone!

[23 December 2001]

Oh my gosh this movie is amazing! At first I wasn't really interested even though there was so much hype, but now i think this movie was worth the hype. It is so funny! I love donkey! And I also love Fiona, she's a very strong heroine. Shrek was likable too. Lord Farquaad was so funny the way he was so short! The good thing about this movie is that it is for everyone! I loved the ending! It was just what I wanted to happen! And I loved the Shrek in the Swamp Karaoke Hour! Everything about this movie was great.

Jurassic Park III (2001)

nothing like Barney!

[10/10 · 22 December 2001]

Jurassic Park 3 was an OK movie. Of course it wasn't as great as the first one. That one was really good so it's hard to live up to. But JP3 had more action scenes which were really good. However the story just wasn't that great. Tea Leoni and William Macy didn't make a really good couple to me. And what was the point of having them divorced, couldn't they just as well have been married and then it wouldn't have been so extremely cheesy when they got back together? But anyway Sam Neill was good and that guy Billy was cute.

Tea Leoni's character was really annoying and not that I'm a feminazi or anything but I kinda thought that was sexist.

Oh yeah I forgot the dinosaurs were amazing! They are the best part, very good. I liked the way they put Barney in there to show the comparison in that one scene.

Do the Right Thing (1989)

huh

[22 December 2001]

Spoiler!

This movie was funny but I have some complaints about it. First of all it was unrealistic that Radio Raheem died. How did the police get him off the ground when he was that big? And second of all what else could they do, he was trying to kill Sal. Just over a stupid radio when he should have turned it down anyway. And I didn't really like the character of Mookie either, like with what he did with his girlfriend. Basically I thought this movie was racist on top of being unbelievable. It was Sal's pizza place so he could put up whatever pictures he wanted. I like John Turturro but I don't understand why he would do this movie.

O Brother, Where Art Thou? (2000)

Great movie!

[10/10 · 19 December 2001]

This movie was sooooooo good! It was hilarious! There are so many jokes that you can just watch the movie over and over and not get tired of it. John Turturro and Tim Blake Nelson were awesome as Pete Hogwallop and Delmar! I love those guys! I love the adventures they went on, too. I definitely recommend this movie.

Also, the music in this movie is terrific! I love singing along with all of the songs!

Toy Story 2 (1999)

To perfection and beyond!

[18 December 2001]

this review has spoilers!

At first I wasn't interested in this movie because I thought nothing could live up to the first Toy Story. Oh gosh that movie is fantastic. But then we watched toy story 2 in school (since vacation is coming and no one feels like working) and although it isn't as perfect as the first one it is still very good and I think you should see it! Especially if you like the first one! I just love the characters! Woody and Buzz are so funny, especially together and I think they make the best of friends. But then who really steals the show? The ham sandwich (Ham), the hotdog (slinky), the fries aka vegetable man (Mr. Potato Head), and the toy that came with the meal (Rex)! Oh gosh especially Rex, he is so funny! I like the return of the 3-eyed aliens (strangers! from the outside!) and the Yo Truck. that is so funny when they are driving that thing! I also like the introduction of the Emperor Zurg and the way he was Buzz's father! And them playing catch! hilarious. joan cusack was ok as jessie but I like her best in the Adams' Family Values. The only thing i wish is that Stinky Prospector Pete hadn't turned out bad. I actually felt kinda sorry 4 him. To summarize, this was a great movie filled with laughs and fun adventures. Don't miss it!

Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone (2001)

An awesome movie! I love you Sean Biggerstaff!

[10/10 · 25 November 2001]

I loved Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone! Sean Biggerstaff (Oliver Wood) was packin some major heat! Not only are Harry, Ron, Hermione, Draco, Neville, Dudley, Seamus and all the rest of the child actors adorable but they are incredible actors as well. The older cast was awesome too! I loved the sets and the special effects. I can't wait to see the rest of the movies and more of these actors in other places too. It is a long movie but I was captivated the whole time and I can't wait to see this movie again and again (I've already seen it twice)! I know I don't have the right to tell you to go see this movie so all I'll say is if you look interested, then definitely go see it. You won't be disappointed. And read the books! They are so awesome, they are phenomenal.

Sean Biggerstaff has beautiful eyes and a wonderful accent! He alone is worth seeing the movie! I am a teenage girl so please take this into account.