yanis_martin Reviews

Bones and All (2022)

A perfect blend between love and horror

[10/10 · 27 November 2022]

This movie made me feel everything. So many emotions were getting released in my and the movie was intimidating in one second but beautiful and cute in the next one. It's not easy to digest this movie and it kept me thinking for long. Not a lot of movies are able to do that with me and I think I never felt that feeling after walking out of the movie theatre, I was speechless. My whole group wasn't talking at all after everything that happened. Tears. Laugh. Disgust. Happiness. It all played a role in this masterpiece of a movie that still cant get out of my head. I'm still unable to write a good critique bc my head still hasn't digested all this. I found no flaws at all and thats why im giving it a 100/100.

Captain America: Civil War (2016)

I LOVE the Captain America Trilogy

[8/10 · 28 April 2022]

The last movie of the captain america trilogy and its amazing as always. The Captain America movies always feel like something big. Nearly like the Avengers movies. This is no exception. We get introduced to a lot of new characters like Black Panther or Spider-Man. For me this movie is actually kinda the point where the MCU changed and got more connected to eachother. I love this movie and I love the action in it. Definitely one of the best MCU movies!

The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent (2022)

Amazing Movie for a Nick Cage fan

[7/10 · 28 April 2022]

Every Nick Cage Fan is gonna love this movie. I also enjoyed it even without being the biggest Nick Cage fan. A lot of references to his previous movies and generally just a funny atmosphere. Great character and a good character development. It definitely was a fun watch in the movie theatre but I'm gonna forget about this movie soon again so a 7/10 for me.

Choose or Die (2022)

disappointing after watching trailer

[3/10 · 21 April 2022]

I watched the trailer and the movie seemed really interesting, so I decided to watch it. The movie itself was pretty disappointing though. It has an interesting concept and solid acting but it wasn't catching me. It felt boring and no real horror. 4/10 for me. A lot of lost potential.

The Amazing Spider-Man (2012)

Andrew Garfield is the best Spider-Man

[8/10 · 12 April 2022]

I love this movie. I'm a big fan of Andrew Garfield as Spider-Man. The character dynamics are sooo good and just so nice to watch. I love Emma Stone as Gwen Stacy and their relationship. I love Peters relationship to Uncle Ben and May. The action is pretty good aswell. It's just fun to watch with amazing characters. For me its thr bst spider-man movie.

Fantasy Island (2020)

fun action but nothing else

[5/10 · 11 April 2022]

It was okay. Nothing special but I had a fun time. The movie itself has so many bad things that doesn't make sense. Its not even real horror. It's more like some adventure movie on an island and it also feels like this. Not good, not bad. Nice to watch even with the many logical mistakes.

Morbius (2022)

Worst movie of 2022?

[2/10 · 2 April 2022]

Okay I don't know where to begin. So many things went wrong with this movie. Nothing makes sense, especially not the post-credit scene, bad CGI, bad action. It fails with everything it should have. 2/10 for the worst movie of 2022 so far.

Windfall (2022)

weird

[4/10 · 2 April 2022]

The movie was really weird. It started like a dark comedy, then kinda transformed into a drama and ended as a crime movie. Literally nothing happened the whole movie except in the last like 20 minutes. It tries to build suspense but can't really do it for me. Really good acting by all main characters though. It wasn't a bad movie but it had far more potential to be good.

Ant-Man (2015)

solid marvel movie

[7/10 · 23 March 2022]

It wasn't bad, Marvel Movies never are. Fun to watch and a nice origin story for Ant-Man in the MCU. Its basically just an average mcu movie thats fun to watch. Nothing to say about it really. Funny comedy scenes, nice action.

The Batman (2022)

beautiful

[9/10 · 7 March 2022]

This movie looks amazing. The cinematography, I just love it! It's not just a normal superhero movie, its basically a noir thriller and it fits perfectly to the character of batman. Robert Pattinson plays an amazing Batman and Bruce Wayne. It's a different approach but interesting. Zoe Kravitz always delivers and she also does here. The story doesn't feel like Batman. It feels like a noir crime movie and its sooo perfect. It's dark and mysterious and an amazing experience in the cinema.

Kingsman: The Golden Circle (2017)

Same vibe, worse product

[6/10 · 5 March 2022]

The sequel tries to do what the first movie did but fails. It's not a bad movie, just not on the level of the first one. It's still funny and gave me the same vibes as the first one but the story just felt weaker and not as consistent. The cinematography still was excellent. Still fun to watch but definitely worse than the first movie.

Kingsman: The Secret Service (2014)

Close to brilliant

[9/10 · 5 March 2022]

This second watch was way better than I expected it to be. It was way more brutal than I thought it was. It's funny, brutal with amazing action. It was really fun to watch and I never got bored. The soundtrack just makes it even better. Theres nothing to criticize about it honestly.

First Person Shooter (2022)

this is trash

[2/10 · 19 February 2022]

This wasnt good. It wasnt even that bad so it would be good again. It was just bad. The dialogue is sloppy, the script tries to be complex but ends up making no sense. There are way to many side-stories that aren't necessary at all. All characters feel bland and dumb. I hated all of them. They had no personality and I couldn't relate to any of them. 2/10 because it could be worse.

Kimi (2022)

COVID without COVID

[6/10 · 19 February 2022]

Kimi does a great job implementing the pandemic while its not the main topic in this movie. The first half is basically just introducing the complex character Angela (played by Zoe Kravitz) and it does a great job doing that. It's starting to feel pretty slow-burn though but still keeping a small suspense throughout the whole movie. The second half gets more interesting as the dialogue gets more sloppy and unlogical. Still an interesting concept with blue-haired Zoe Kravitz carrying this movie.

tick, tick... BOOM! (2021)

ANDREW GARFIELD

[9/10 · 19 February 2022]

I loved it. Andrew Garfield carried this movie. It's probably the first musical I've watched but I loved it. Beautiful cinematography, an amazing soundtrack and unbelievably good acting by Andrew Garfield makes this movie that amazing. I got catched at the first song and that got carried throughout the whole movie. It's close to a masterpiece of a movie for me.

Uncharted (2022)

fun to watch

[7/10 · 17 February 2022]

Tom Holland was like Tom Holland, Mark Wahlberg was like Mark Wahlberg and Rudy Pankow was like Rudy Pankow. I loved it. I love Tom Holland and Mark Wahlberg was pretty solid aswell. I havent played the games so I can't judge how well it got adapted but as a standalone movie its a solid action adventure! Definitely excited for the 2nd one!

Avengers: Age of Ultron (2015)

Disappointing

[4/10 · 5 February 2022]

Okay so I don't really know why but I don't like this movie. It just feels like it doesn't belong in the MCU. It feels childish and unnecessary. One of the worst MCU movies for me unfortunately. A lot of new characters got announced and introduced though, so it still was important for the future of the MCU. Still disappointing 4/10.

The Avengers (2012)

The real beginning of the MCU

[8/10 · 29 December 2021]

This was the real beginning of the MCU. It just feels nice to see Iron Man, Hulk, Thor, Captain America, Black Widow and Hawkeye fighting against Aliens in New York City. The Avengers Initiative is born. The movie was really entertaining. Seeing all these guys working as a team without the experience is really funny to see. One of the best movies of the first Phases. I really recommend it, if you haven't watched it already.

Iron Man Three (2013)

Best Christmas Movie I've watched this year

[7/10 · 29 December 2021]

The movie is on the same level as Iron Man 2. That last battle was probably one of the best in the MCU history. All Iron Man suits fighting against some weird guy Tony met in Berne is exactly what I want to see in a MCU movie. I loved it! Still slightly worse than Iron Man 2 but still enjoyable and a good end to the Iron Man trilogy.

Iron Man 2 (2010)

Underrated Iron Man

[7/10 · 29 December 2021]

For me this is the best movie of the Iron Man trilogy. War Machine is here and some villain is going to attack with the help of Hammer Industries. Much more interesting than the previous storyline of Iron Man 1. The whole Stark Expo is an interesting concept that got hyped up with small videos before to gain more popularity. That totally worked for me because I totally got excited to see the Stark Expo and it's attacks.

Iron Man (2008)

Worst Iron Man? Or just amazing Character Development?

[6/10 · 28 December 2021]

I enjoyed Iron Man 1, but not like I did with Iron Man 2 and Iron Man 3. I mean it's still not a bad movie but the other 2 are better. I don't know if that's just the character of Tony Stark that's developing or if it's actually just a bad movie for me. Iron Man fighting against his former colleague wasn't that interesting for me. The first half with the Ten Rings was pretty interesting though, so still a solid 6/10 for a nice movie.

Marvel One-Shot: Agent Carter (2013 Video)

The BEST One-Shot by FAR

[8/10 · 28 December 2021]

Agent Carter is by far the best One-Shot. Amazing action and even a nice reveal thats important for the whole story of the MCU. It doesn't really make sense with the TV Show though but yea still active One-Shot.

Marvel One-Shot: The Consultant (2011 Video)

Yes I love Coulson

[7/10 · 28 December 2021]

Yea, I still love Coulson. Nice little One-Shot that's purely Fan Service. Nice to watch but forgettable. Coulson makes it better so I think a 7/10 is alright.

Marvel One-Shot: All Hail the King (2014 Video)

Slatterys TV Pilot

[6/10 · 28 December 2021]

I wanna watch the whole show of that TV Pilot Slattery did! One of the weaker One-Shots but still a funny watch because of slattery. Interesting Plot-twist as well at the end.

Marvel One-Shot: Item 47 (2012 Video)

Nothing Special

[5/10 · 28 December 2021]

Item: 47 is the worst One-Shot. It's somewhat random. Random people find this gun and rob banks with it? Everything seems weird and out of place. It's nice to watch but definitely not good.