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Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl (2003)

A Swashbuckling Bore

[6/10 · 29 December 2003]

I thought the first forty-five minutes were very cleverly written, and Johnny Depp is inarguably a scene-stealer in this film. But the cumbersome plot turns absurd, and as soon as all the characters' energies onscreen are diverted toward the task of lifting an ancient curse (culminating in a set of dreary sea battles and chases), I lost interest. Honestly, Depp is probably what made the last half of this overly long film bearable for me.

I am disappointed that Disney released such a violent movie in such kid-friendly packaging. There are a lot of callous murders of innocent townspeople here. And to put so much work into producing a film that glamorizes pirates--a word that has little meaning outside of rape, murder, robbery, and destruction--is a questionable endeavor. Think twice before you let your kids watch this one, unless they're already desensitized little bloodlusters.

The Matrix Reloaded (2003)

Excellent

[9/10 · 20 May 2003]

I was absolutely blown away by this sequel. I hadn't expected such an incredible cinematic work. I've already seen it twice and I plan on seeing it again. The plot development has more depth than the first one and the visuals are absolutely jaw-dropping. I haven't been this blown away by a movie in a long time.

The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (2001)

One of the Best Movies I've Ever Seen

[10/10 · 24 December 2001]

I saw this for the third time (in five days) this afternoon. I read these books as a kid and was afraid Hollywood would ruin them. I am ecstatic. The casting is great, the performances are wonderful, and each time I've seen it I've caught more and appreciated more.

This movie is awesome. Great score, excellent pacing, nonstop action, great characters (of course, you should read the books afterward!)