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Smiley Face (2007)
Really Funny! Made me laugh throughout!
I can't believe there are so many negative reviews for this film. I guess it's either you love it, or hate it.
Personally this was a comic portrayal of pot use and it's not supposed to be taken as seriously as some of the reviewers have made it seem. Jane (Anna Faris) did a great job being blissfully stoned throughout the movie. She made good use of all the stoner stereotypes and I loved the expressions that she used throughout the movie.
There were quite a few comic moments throughout the film that I'm sure a stoner could relate to. There was no storyline, but it also doesn't need one! I mean seriously, stoner's don't have an elaborate storyline in real life, why would they have one in a movie about stoners!? It was just good brainless entertainment!
The Tomb (2007)
Worst Movie Review I've Ever Had To Do
This was by-far THE WORST movie I've ever seen in my life. If I could rate it a zero I would.
The acting was terrible, the special effects were terrible, the was no real plot, the storyline didn't make any sense, the gore was so fake.
Here is a list of the biggest problems with this movie that made it unbearable to watch:
1) They're in a warehouse full of axes and hammers but don't make any attempt to try to break out at any point in the movie.
2) They know there is 8 people but don't bother looking for them. When they do happen to find them, they always seem to die within a 1-2 minutes of being found (when it's obvious that they run into people sometimes a few hours apart
3) The chick has a giant gash on her arm, but she can hammer nails into a coffin without problems.
4) When the chick gets out and shows up at a hotel, instead of calling the cops or an ambulance she sits around in the hotel room!?
5) The 'killer' is a university student and decided to give the escapee a Porche Boxter and a box of money to sleep with him. First off, how can a poor university student afford that stuff and why on earth would he want to give it to someone who tormented him?
I'm a big fan of low budget horror films, but this one can't even be categorized as anything other then trash. It's like the director was just trying to test out his new video camera and scribbled a couple of notes down on a napkin and hired the first people who offered to 'act' for free.