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You People (2023)
what is comedy become
I had so much expectation for this as jonah and eddy murphy!
But im snot sure if it was the script or the directing cause this was like a high school movie with a budget. What is up with this, just cause he dresses like vanilla ice makes it a lol event. Very stereotypical new age, breaking down all walls here people. They problem is that the script is not funny and the whole time just looks like there all uncomfortable to be there, just go look at them and believe me. Its like there trying hard not to try hard while completely being try hard while bringing too races together. What a laugh and not in a good way. I made it 30 mins with not even a hint of laughing, and i was high.
F9 (2021)
what?
Possibly one of the worst action films in the universe. The story was like what a kid what say at pre school, the action makes no sense - they basically are cartoon characters - impossible to kill, yet they expect to get through. How do they have so much money? How can you fly a car and get caught by a super plane? What what what, im shocked that charlise threon is in this - she must be bribed or jesus i dont know is her son in it. She went from one of the best actors to a mediocre one at best. Did this movie make any money.. how has this continued.. who allowed this to be made..its like a ruby rose action flick with 5x more money.
The Recruit (2022)
great but
Well i liked the idea of this and the action is packed with drama, but there is a lot of missing questions, why is a lawyer doing this stuff like fighting and then just doing whatever he wanted on his first day ahahaha
why is a cia lawyer flatting in a tiny house with his ex and some dude... wtf im sure he would be able to afford something better, not only that if hes doing the stuff hes doing he should be living alone for security measures and would not have any photos of people. Simple and thats what was annoying me. Details in between the good stuff that just really irrupted me and at the end i finished it just cause i needed to but i wouldn't recommend it to my friends or cats.
However im sure people will love this.
Interstellar (2014)
Masterpiece
Christopher Nolan has become one of the best directors in the world, he is so far ahead of everyone that watching this movie in 10 years - it would still be an amazing movie for the next gen. This reminded of a classic 80's film "event horizon" which was epic, interstellar is our generations event horizon and we will never forget
the length of this movie justifies it in the end, everything ties in beautifully, the score well as to be expected absolutely amazing. At first i didnt understand it, it does require full attention and i do see some bad reviews which is shocking, even if you dont like the idea im hoping you can appreciate a classic.
Avatar: The Way of Water (2022)
WOWWW
The most beautifully awful film ever
cnmzpvzg19 December 2022
This review is basically whats wrong with society: i dont understand how anyone, anyone in the right mind would give this a 1star... but then there are idiots
The plot was non-existent, stereotyped and predicable. The cultural appropriation was inexplicable - maori aliens? Really? The acting... average at best. The ending... dear god... when? When will it end? Please God let the movie end. Why has it not ended yet?
The movie would have benefited enormously from being a full 2 hours shorter, cutting out the entire middle section and the final 20 minutes could have eliminated.
This was comfortably the worst review ive read.
Watch way of the water, its possibly one of the best films of our generation. Its leaps and bounds ahead of any other movie out in the last 100 years and it makes all marvel movies look weak. It drags you through emotions, shows how horrible humans are but yet how gentle we can be. The visuals and cgi is next level and almost seems more real than reality itself. Dont listen to all the hate with people having 1% intellagence. Spend the money to see this and support something that will be looked at for years and years. James Cameron is way beyond our liftetime and when hes gone maybe then others can catch up.
Guillermo del Toro's Pinocchio (2022)
absolute delight
I was very curious about this movie by guillermo, oh boy i was shocked how good this was. The dark tones were a great creepy adition that will probably scare a few little ones. The claymation of this movie is epic, the details in this are outragous. The best part was that it had meaning, feeling behind everything. The humour was epic - i was in hesterics when i heard some of them, and its a solid reason why i would never have kids!!
Absolute rollercoaster of a movie, had me feeling weird evil tones, with humour, light and sadness with feelings of joy at the end. This is one of the best movies ive ever seen, i barely give out ten stars but this gets full ten. Do yourself a favour and watch this without any epectations.
Thor: Love and Thunder (2022)
marvel fanboys made this better
I dont get the hate with this movie, they expect characters to stay the same for each movie, its like the go to see the movie and expect it to be exactly what they thought. Why cant a main character change and have a mid life crisis. This movie was great, dry humour and bale was fantastic. Id love to see the directors cut.
Batwoman (2019)
what..?
3 seasons of this dribble? Ruby rose ruined the potential that this might of had, the rest of the seasons suffered and has dragged on long enough. Not sure how they can produce this let alone find who watches it.
Jurassic World Dominion (2022)
stop please
This was like watching fast and the furious with dinosaurs, but the cgi was very bad and the acting in this was terrible. Not sure why but this was a disaster from begining to end. Chris pratt doing same boring chris pratt stuff. Predictable and overdone.
Machine Gun Kelly's Life in Pink (2022)
yuck
This is trash and needs to go into the bin with all his music, there are so many bots labeling this 10 stars and the best ever. Do they have ears?
This just bad, really bad and should be buried with all docos that should not have been made
rip.
Good Mourning (2022)
just trash
This is possibly one of the worst movies i have ever seen. There is so many pro MGK fans on here giving this 10... 10 are you blind or just dumb? This movie needs to be deleted from existence.