Five years after the weak "Jaws 2" in 1978, first sequel of a terrible franchise spawned from the superb original "Jaws"(1975), it came "Jaws 3D" (1983) filmed in not so glorious 3D effects with a terrible screenplay that not even odorama could have save.
The greedy executives from Universal Studios, not satisfied with being already millionaire thanks to the huge worldwide success of "E.T. The Extraterrestrial" the previous year, decide to milk yet another Spielberg property: the big rubber shark, trying to cash with the short lived 3D movie trend of the early 80s, in attempt to distract the audience at looking at the screen for the 3D effects and trying to ignore the shoddy movie.
Originally planned as a comedic turn for the franchise (the original screenplay was titled "Jaws 3 People 0" go figure) but it was scrapped at the last moment but somehow they managed to turn it in an unintentional comedy anyway, full of ridiculous situations and stupid characters. It feels more like a actual parody, a la "Airplane", of the previous "Jaws" movies and their countless imitators that you keep waiting for Leslie Nielsen to appear. We follow the two sons of Chief Brody, who somehow managed to become full grown up men only in a few years, both ended in Florida working in Miami's Sea World and thanks to a plot contrivance stolen from "Orca" (already a clone from the original "Jaws") they meet again with the now female shark, all rusty and wear out. And unintentional 3D hilarity ensue and the splash, screaming, hysteria, bad acting and fake gore starts. I imagine that Dennis Quaid and Louis Gossett Jr are still trying to erase this one from their resumes.
It's crap on three dimensions but fun crap if you like "so bad it's good movies" type of films. If not, stay with the first and original "Jaws"
2D/10
(Only two because "Jaws: The Revenge" is even worst that this one!)
The greedy executives from Universal Studios, not satisfied with being already millionaire thanks to the huge worldwide success of "E.T. The Extraterrestrial" the previous year, decide to milk yet another Spielberg property: the big rubber shark, trying to cash with the short lived 3D movie trend of the early 80s, in attempt to distract the audience at looking at the screen for the 3D effects and trying to ignore the shoddy movie.
Originally planned as a comedic turn for the franchise (the original screenplay was titled "Jaws 3 People 0" go figure) but it was scrapped at the last moment but somehow they managed to turn it in an unintentional comedy anyway, full of ridiculous situations and stupid characters. It feels more like a actual parody, a la "Airplane", of the previous "Jaws" movies and their countless imitators that you keep waiting for Leslie Nielsen to appear. We follow the two sons of Chief Brody, who somehow managed to become full grown up men only in a few years, both ended in Florida working in Miami's Sea World and thanks to a plot contrivance stolen from "Orca" (already a clone from the original "Jaws") they meet again with the now female shark, all rusty and wear out. And unintentional 3D hilarity ensue and the splash, screaming, hysteria, bad acting and fake gore starts. I imagine that Dennis Quaid and Louis Gossett Jr are still trying to erase this one from their resumes.
It's crap on three dimensions but fun crap if you like "so bad it's good movies" type of films. If not, stay with the first and original "Jaws"
2D/10
(Only two because "Jaws: The Revenge" is even worst that this one!)
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