gwlankard Reviews

The Road to Wellville (1994)

underrated comedy

[10/10 · 1 November 2002]

The film finds comedy in the most basic body functions and also in some of the now out-dated health treatments (their is a lot of crazy stuff in this movie but is any of it more riciculous then strapping a magnet to your arm and expecting your sore wrist to improve?) The movie has many funny and thought provoking ideas and it also contains the funniest scene I've ever seen in any movie ever (I'm speaking of the dinner scene with the sickly french man)Compared to a lot of the crappy Adam Sandler films and movies based on saturday night live sketches this one is pretty good and I'm surprised it wasn't a bigger hit

Cool as Ice (1991)

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[25 July 2002]

If you want to melt a girl's heart of stone why would you add ice? wouldn't you want to add fire? actually, you'd need a lot more then fire. You'd need nuclear power or something to melt stone. Maybe I'm putting too much thought into this movie... this movie is what the britney spears movie should have been. It's just as dumb as britney's but a lot funnier. (unintentionally of course)