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Mantera (2012)
10/10
Fun, silly movie to watch. Just good fun.
1 December 2020
Fun, silly movie to watch. Just good fun. Yeah it is not a $200 million budget movie but it is very watchable and fun, silly and cool that Kamalya is in the movie.
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Locke & Key (2020–2022)
1/10
Checks all the "PC" boxes
20 February 2020
This show was clearly written to check all the "PC" boxes as the main focus then the actual storyline came a distant second. They were more interested in jumping on the PC fad than writing a storyline appropriate for children. What a piece of trash. Pretty much any show or movie written to be "woke" is destined to simply go broke. This is exactly the same as any other hundred "woke" storylines. Just insert any other unknown actor and you have one of many shows all exactly the same.
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Blood Shot (2013)
10/10
Hysterical, lots of memorable one liners
9 February 2014
Hysterical, lots of memorable one liners! This movie is fantastic, I do not get the bad reviews. Well unless it was by people that do not understand clever humor, hysterical one liners and a fantastically silly plot. If you are looking for a uplifting, super fun Sunday afternoon then check this movie out, it is just simply a great time.

The one liners really make the movie and Brad Dourif and Christopher Lambert are great as always. I really do not know what else to say, this movie is great, if you like purposely silly, fun movies then you will love this one. Give it a shot, you will have a great time.

Wow they like a long review for movies here, most people just want a quick summary of how the movie was without someone giving away the plot too much and ruining the movie. That is why I never listen to movie critic reviews, they not only give a pretentious review but they give away too much in the movie and ruin it.
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Battleship (2012)
1/10
Horrible,just H O R R I B L E!!!!!!!!
27 May 2012
Wow did a 3 year old write this script? So the "space ships" can fly through space but they can only hop around in the ocean once they are here? Where did they find those horrible actors? I love scifi movies and action movies but wow this one was so bad I was actually embarrassed to sit through it. What a piece of crap this was. I can see little kids and mentally challenged adults enjoying it though.

I just can not get over how stupid this movie was. I only went to see it because Liam was in it but he only had a very small part in the movie. I guess after the first day of filming he seen how terrible the movie was going to be so he ran away lol.
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1/10
Terrible
18 April 2012
Terrible does not even begin to describe this piece of trash. No plot, terrible acting, what were they thinking? This has to be one of the stupidest pieces of crap I have ever seen. Do not waste any of your precious minutes watching this drivel. The positive reviews are from those involved with the movie like many of the reviews on this site. This has to be one of the stupidest pieces of crap I have ever seen. The only thing worth watching are the few seconds you get to see some boobies. This is sort of like a pg-13 version of an after school special TV movie.\

Pure garbage with no entertainment value.
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Mutants (2009)
10/10
Great "zombie" movie
15 January 2012
I had watched this movie years ago and forgot the name. I just stumbled upon it again recently and was so happy when I seen the opening scene. This movie is GREAT and is a must see for zombie/horror fans, great scenery, great gore, great plot.

The action starts in the first 2 seconds of the movie and the tense feeling does not let up through the entire movie.

Good stuff, give it a watch you will not regret it! A great cold weather movie. With a nice original plot and location. No boring moments in this film. zombie, Infection Horror film.

I love the remote location it was filmed in, very beautiful and adds to the tense feeling of the film.
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1/10
Boring, primitive effects and horrible acting
9 January 2012
I want my time back that I wasted watching this cheap, generic piece of trash.

Horrible acting, check Terrible effects, check Boring plot, check random cuts for no reason, check hacked up scenes that look like a 4 year old made, check

I have seen youtube videos with better production value

Terrible, do not waste your time

One of the worst movies ever made.

Great if you have insomnia and need to get some sleep. Bad for any other reason known to man.
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The Presence (2010)
1/10
Wonderful movie...............if you enjoy being bored out of your mind
9 December 2011
Wonderful movie...............if you enjoy being bored out of your mind. If you love watching grass grow, watching paint dry then you will LOVE this movie! However if you have a pulse and the smallest hint of a personality then I would stay away from this snoozer. There is nothing interesting what so ever about a ghost that stares.

Stupid, boring and extremely lame. If you had this ghost in your house, you would live in fear. In fear of being bored out of your mind by it, irritated at it staring at anything and everything. Take a sharpie, draw a pair of eyes on a white wall and there you go, the plot of this movie. You will have something every bit as entertaining as this movie.
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Insidious (I) (2010)
1/10
Horrible plot, even worse acting and super low budget effects
26 November 2011
With such a horrible plot, even worse acting and super low budget effects I am not sure how anyone would like this piece of trash. I can only assume they are either mentally challenged or being paid by the producer of this terrible movie. I am not sure what is worse, sitting through the first 30 minutes of the movie listening to a baby cry or sitting through the last 30 minutes of the movie listening to the HORRIBLE generic "scary music" and watching the terrible effects they must have spent $5.00 on.

Stay away from this garbage, it is one of the worst movies I have ever seen.
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Trespass (2011)
10/10
EXCELLENT movie
30 October 2011
Some of the other reviews on this movie are quite odd, this was an excellent and entertaining movie. Very well made, great acting and VERY entertaining. It seems that most of the reviews on IMDb are either by those that are involved in ultra low budget trash films that vote the movies up so people will watch them or by whiny people that watch movies in genres they do not line then they post up complaining they did not like the movie. How odd, that would be like me hating peanut butter but eating it every day and then complaining how much I hate peanut butter.

This movie is entertaining and a thriller, a movie is to be watched for entertainment and that is what this one has done. Entertained me!
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Retreat (I) (2011)
8/10
Very good virus movie
25 October 2011
An above average virus movie, very enjoyable. I am not sure why some people that appear to not enjoy horror or virus/plague movies insist on watching them then complain when they do not like it. That would be like me eating my least favorite food then complaining how the meal sucked. It makes no sense, this movie was great for those that enjoy this type of movie. The acting was good and it keeps you guessing to the very end.

Worth your time to watch. Good acting, very nice location and good plot.

Give it a shot, it is worth it.
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Calvaire (2004)
1/10
Piece of French trash
14 October 2011
What a boring, poorly acted, generic piece of trash this "film" is. Do not waste your time, I really wish IMDb could edit out the false reviews posted on these horrible movies that are clearly posted by those involved in the film. If you have someone locked in your basement that you want to torture with something hideously boring, lame and fruity then this is your film. If you enjoy movies with actual actors, a plot, entertaining qualities then stay away. What a waste of time this movie was, I am actually p$ssed that I wasted 1.5 hours watching it.

Why people even bother to crank out pieces of swill like this is beyond me. Do they actually get anything out of making pieces of cr@p like this?
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End of the Line (II) (2007)
1/10
worthless piece of trash
5 October 2011
What a horribly acted no plot piece of trash waste of time. I would be willing to bet those that rated this movie as good are involved in the film. Other than a few hot girls in the movie it is not worth watching. The sound quality is low budget, the acting is low budget, the video quality is low budget.

Those generic low budget horror movies for pre-teen kids are better than this piece of garbage.

Honestly, do not waste your time. You would think they would have accidentally hired at least one good actor for this movie but nope they are all terrible.
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Eraserhead (1977)
1/10
One of the worst movies I have ever seen
25 September 2011
I am not sure what anyone could like in this piece of garbage, I feel like it was a huge waste of time that I spent watching this trash. I am all for weird and unique films but wow this was just plain stupid. Terrible acting, horrible plot, there was nothing about this film worth watching. I think most say they like it just because they are "supposed" to like it. This is not an "art" film it is a stupid piece of trash film.

Do not waste your time. Terrible, boring and stupid.

Awful, extremely slow.

Nothing worth seeing.
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3/10
Mediocre attempt by the Canadian movie industry
23 September 2011
By Canadian standards I am sure this could be considered a work of art, by the rest of the worlds standards it was "meh". This movie appears to be a feeble Canadian attempt at an American "western" type movie, it even has a quite humorous "Canadian Clint Eastwood". I suppose if you go into the movie knowing this and expecting to be a typical "Canadian movie" with a simplistic plot, predictable storyline and less than average actors you will not feel as if you wasted your time. It is not bad for something to do when bored on a Sunday afternoon. If you are a pretentious Canadian however I would expect you would be very excited to see this "film" and it would be a special event in your life ;) I have seen worse movies but I have most certainly seen BETTER. Give it a shot, as long as you do not spend more than $1.00 to view it then you should be okay with the time you gave to watch this movie.
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Paranormal Entity (2009 Video)
2/10
Horrible ripoff
10 September 2011
Wow they ripped off the plot of paranormal activity so much I am amazed they were not sued! I would guess they got away with it because this "version" is so poorly acted and boring that no one would want to watch it. What a piece of crap movie, super generic and super boring. The acting and effects are terrible. Do not waste your time with this movie. Terrible, just terrible. For those that rated it high, you must have really low standards. How anyone could think this is worth watching is beyond me. Awful, just awful.

Paranormal boring. Paranormal poor acting. Paranormal piece o crap. No one should have to suffer through this trash.
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Frontier(s) (2007)
10/10
WOW what a fantastic movie!
5 September 2011
This has to be one of the best horror movies I have ever seen, great acting and great gore! The plot is fantastic and the actors really look the part, the lead actress really does a fantastic job and really appears to be completely out of her mind with terror. I loved this movie and highly recommend it.

To sum it up:

great plot great acting great location great cinematography.

Be sure to check out the other French film lls (them) 2006 it is a great one too.

There are some nice twists to this film and some of the scenes are very graphic.
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1/10
Awful, random scenes, no plot, horrible, terrible
17 August 2011
This "movie" which consists of just random scenes, almost no dialogue and horrible acting and horrible effects is a huge waste of time. Do not bother with this piece of trash, it is unbelievable that someone could think this would be worth watching. I have no idea what the director and the actors thought they were creating when they filmed this trash. HUGE WASTE OF TIME! WARNING YOU WILL REGRET WATCHING THIS PIECE OF CR%P! Wow just when you thought you had seen the worst movie in the world, you stumble upon trash like this. I am truly upset I wasted a few moments trying to watch this when I could have spent time doing something more fun like shoveling dog doo doo out of the yard or rolling naked in broken glass.
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Smile (II) (2009)
10/10
Something different
14 August 2011
I liked this movie a lot. It had a unique filming location, unique actors (one of the guys was a dork though, you will know when you watch it lol) and a unique plot. I especially liked the ending. It is an overall very entertaining movie. It sort of has the feeling of an 80's Italian horror movie. Not the same cookie cutter movies that all seem to be the rage lately. I am not sure why this film does not have a higher rating, it is much better than many of the 6 and 7 start rated IMDb horror movies, I suspect that directors and actors are rating up their trash movies so people will watch them. Give the movie a chance. I think most horror fans out there will enjoy it. No it is not a work of art but yes it is very entertaining and "interesting".
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Witchville (2010 TV Movie)
1/10
Classic lame, boring horrible effects syfy channel movie
9 July 2011
This movie is just plain awful, not fun awful, not funny awful, just AWFUL! How someone could give this piece of trash more than 1 star is beyond me. Horrible effects, zero plot, even worse acting makes for the perfect mix to create a classic syfy channel movie. It is a real shame that syfy cranks out these stinkers, I love scifi movies, fantasy movies and horror movies so the syfy channel has potential to be a great station but yet they insist on cranking out these pieces of trash on a regular basis. Syfy movie has become a synonym for bad movies. There are so many great low budget scifi and horror movies out there, I will never understand why they insist on creating messes like this instead of spending a little time to find good low budget movies to broadcast.

MY rating for this movie is -1.5 out of 10.
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10/10
What a great movie!
17 January 2011
How sad that Brittany Murphy is gone. This movie is fantastic, Brittany is great in this movie, one of her best. How sad that Brittany Murphy is gone. This movie is fantastic, Brittany is great in this movie, one of her best. How sad that Brittany Murphy is gone. This movie is fantastic, Brittany is great in this movie, one of her best. How sad that Brittany Murphy is gone. This movie is fantastic, Brittany is great in this movie, one of her best. How sad that Brittany Murphy is gone. This movie is fantastic, Brittany is great in this movie, one of her best. How sad that Brittany Murphy is gone. This movie is fantastic, Brittany is great in this movie, one of her best.
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Monsters (2010)
10/10
Wow what a fantastic movie
21 November 2010
This is not your run of the mill sci-fi or monster movie. A Very interesting plot, there is not a lot of action but there is a great story and scenery and the entire movie is interesting.

Loved the movie, I recommend that you give it a watch.

This is not your run of the mill sci-fi or monster movie. A Very interesting plot, there is not a lot of action but there is a great story and scenery and the entire movie is interesting.

Loved the movie, I recommend that you give it a watch.

This is not your run of the mill sci-fi or monster movie. A Very interesting plot, there is not a lot of action but there is a great story and scenery and the entire movie is interesting.

Loved the movie, I recommend that you give it a watch.
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The Dead Pit (1989)
1/10
Horrible movie, do not waste your time
9 October 2010
This movie deserves a negative 10 score. HORRIBLE acting, zero budget effects and just plain stupid. I suspect the others that gave it rave reviews must have been people that were involved in making this piece of trash movie. It was just plain stupid, not stupid fun it was just stupid. DO not waste your time watching this piece of trash. ............ This movie deserves a negative 10 score. HORRIBLE acting, zero budget effects and just plain stupid. I suspect the others that gave it rave reviews must have been people that were involved in making this piece of trash movie. It was just plain stupid, not stupid fun it was just stupid. DO not waste your time watching this piece of trash. .......... This movie deserves a negative 10 score. HORRIBLE acting, zero budget effects and just plain stupid. I suspect the others that gave it rave reviews must have been people that were involved in making this piece of trash movie. It was just plain stupid, not stupid fun it was just stupid. DO not waste your time watching this piece of trash.
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1/10
horrible
5 December 2009
The movie is great if you love rotten teeth.

I love martial arts movies but this thing is a piece o crap. However, if you are plain and simple minded then you should love this movie. Or if you love rotten teeth this is the movie for you.

Terrible movie, worse action and acting.

Waste of time, do not bother with this garbage you will regret it.

The movie is great if you love rotten teeth.

I love martial arts movies but this thing is a piece o crap. However, if you are plain and simple minded then you should love this movie. Or if you love rotten teeth this is the movie for you.

Terrible movie, worse action and acting.

Waste of time, do not bother with this garbage you will regret it.
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