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Percy Jackson & the Olympians: The Lightning Thief (2010)
Good in every way BUT the major differences
The original book is SO good, one of, if not the best, I've ever read, but this movie.... is a movie! Not a Percy Jackson movie, but definitely a movie.
The actors, amazing, The idea, awesome! But the changes are just ABYSMAL. Persephone wasn't even in the book, Hades wasn't actually the bad guy, and what happened to the scorpion?? Disappointing. There were some changes that I did like/were well executed like those gem things were honestly kinda hype and THE HYDRA. That was actually so cool.
Alright, I'm writing this in class and it's about to end so I'm just gonna put in some filler. Wait, I just met the minimum character limit, never mind.
Born Into Mafia (2007)
Rating Movies On Everything BUT The Actual Movie
Dude... what is going on in the trailer... I'm making this review in class (what else am I supposed to do, work?) so I couldn't really listen to the audio, but I listened to a bit of it and when I heard "shooting star productions", I thought it was gonna say "shooting noises" and I nearly lost it. Nothing else to say.
The little poster image looks AWFUL. I could make better in SCRATCH. THE CODING GAME SCRATCH. Look at those lines oml awful. Put a shirt on, nobody's trying to see that. "Best Crime Film" You told chatGPT to say that, don't lie.
Everything is awful and sad. Learn how to do your job.