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Nope (2022)
Nope, don't watch it.
**Movie Review: Nope**
"Nope" is indeed the perfect title for this film, as it encapsulates the sentiment one may feel after watching it-just say nope and don't bother. Clocking in at an excessive runtime, the movie drags on, lacking in both suspense and build-up. The acting falls flat, with the main actor's facial expressions suggesting a disinterest mirrored by the audience. The alien creature resembles a poorly conceived combination of a giant stingray and a bouncy house, failing to evoke any sense of wonder or fear. Overall, "Nope" is a complete waste of time, earning a resounding zero stars from me. In contrast, films like "Get Out" and "Us" offer compelling narratives and engaging performances, making them worth the watch.
Animal (2023)
A disgusting atrocity, zero stars!
This absolute disaster of a movie easily clinches a spot in the bottom 5 films I've ever subjected myself to. It's a train wreck of a narrative, drowning any semblance of storytelling in a sea of mindless violence and gratuitous sexuality that serves no purpose other than to shock. The complete lack of coherence or meaning makes it an exercise in frustration, leaving me more confused than ever about why this abomination was made. The actors, shamelessly taking on roles that should have come with a warning label, only add to the misery. Watching this film was akin to reliving the regrettable experience of enduring "Rockstar" by Ranbir Kapoor, a true testament to the depths of cinematic disappointment. Do yourself a favor and spare yourself from this excruciating journey into the abyss of terrible filmmaking.