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The Suite Life of Zack & Cody (2005)
How is this crap legal?
A rating is one is an extraordinarily humble way to rate this show. It would deserve a number of at least -10.
This has got to be the most disgraceful thing I have ever seen on television. The acting of the twins barely falls short of cruel and unusual punishment, and there is only one other worse actor that i have seen. (That would be Mr. Andy Weiss of the movie Flyin' Ryan.) There are really too many reasons to list that explain why this show sucks so bad, but here a a few big ones.
4. The plot has got to be the exact same thing in every episode I have struggled through.
3. The show's use of background laughter is ridiculous, here's an idea for them- YOU DON'T NEED TO PUT IN LAUGHTER EVERY TIME ZACH OR CODY SAYS SOMETHING!!!!
2. The acting is TERRIBLE; they all ridiculously overact. This seems to be a common theme throughout recent Disney Channels shows, and I have yet to find someone with an IQ low enough to think a looking- at- the- camera- Hi- mom- I'm- on- TV- look- at- this- exaggerated- expression- I'm- so- funny- the- kids- at- home- will- love- this- face, is humorous (Yes, I am talking directly to you Hannah).
*And the very worst part of this show is...
1. THE JOKES! My goodness, how stupid are they? Is television really getting so bad that every joke needs to be about cross-dressing, fecal matter, nerds, or reproductive organs? It's completely awful. I have never heard or seen a quality joke on this show, and-to be honest- I'm really sick of it. I pretty much don't even use my TV any more because of the retarded garbage strewn throughout the channels.
Someone or someone(s) needs to do something about this (THERE IS NO WORD THAT WOULD FIT HERE TO EXPRESS MY FEELINGS, SO I'LL LET YOU MAKE ONE UP) before it gets too late and children grow up thinking this is good TV. There is nothing more I can say for I am too upset.
Dexter's Laboratory (1996)
What has happened?
I have no idea what has happened to the shows on Nickelodeon and Cartoon Network recently. They have all gotten completely terrible; so bad that i can't even watch these channels unless they are showing old reruns. I grew up on shows like Doug, Angry Beavers, Johnny Bravo, Ren and Stimpy, Dexter's Lab, and Rocko's Modern Life. Those shows were amazing.
Dexter is a great show about a boy genius with a secret laboratory his parents are unaware of. His sister DeeDee is always somehow breaking in and ruining what he''s working on. The simple animation of this show allows you to concentrate on the story, because it doesn't attempt to distract you.
This review is not necessarily just on Dexter's Lab, but on all of those old shows. Kids such as my little brother have no idea the quality that is lacking from the junk on TV now, as he has never seen the old shows. I see that there are several others that agree with my feelings toward old shows, and I think something needs to be done before kid's animation is completely ruined.
Flyin' Ryan (2003)
Terribly Funny (and bad)
This was the very worst movie I have ever seen in my life. It is about a boy named Ryan who receives magical flying shoes from his garbage-picking Aunt. I would highly recommend it to anyone who is bored and wants a good laugh. Throughout the whole movie I didn't know if they were actually serious or if they were just goofing around. I only came upon this movie by looking through the rental store purposefully trying to find the worst movie I could, and this was the result. I ended up renting it around three more times because every time a friend came over I had to show them "The worst movie I have ever seen." I almost do not know what to say about this movie, except that you should definitely watch it on YouTube and see for yourself (It's not worth three dollars at the rental store.)
PS- Anyone who has seen this movie in its entirety (And even if you haven't), PLEASE vote on this movie and give it one star. It is, without a doubt, THE WORST MOVIE EVER MADE- EVER!!!!!!!!!! However, it needs a certain amount of votes to make it to the Bottom 100 list. If you reading this are a male between the ages of 12-and every other age past that, than I CAN GUARANTEE THAT YOU WILL HATE IT!!! So just give it a 1 star vote now and then watch it on YouTube later, you'll see I was right.