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Sam Steele and the Junior Detective Agency (2009)
Untalented Ripp off
Is it just me?? But this seems to be an untalented rip off of the the Encyclopedia Brown series.. Similar characters, though due to writers limitations, not nearly as good. Even the character relationships tend to be direct rip offs Sam is the junior Detective,, His father happens to be the town detective.. his secretary Lenore is the brawn of the agency.. I think the writers assumed if they went back in time for inspiration, nobody would notice the theft, and their extreme lack of talent..
If your kids are interested in detective stories look up the originals Encyclopedia Brown..
2012: Ice Age (2011)
This is so bad they should pay everyone that watched it $10 *** SPOILERS*** SORT OF
This movie has utterly no redeeming value.. Within the first 15 minutes I was cheering for everyone to die in the most comic way this tired retread of scenes form better movies could manage..
AS WARNED WHILE I"M NOT DISCRIBING SCENES ALL ARE STOLEN FROM OTHER MOVIES There wasn't a single original thought put into this piece of garbage.. Except maybe 'hey this worked in that movie,, how can we cram it into our movie'.. OK I need to add more lines to the review 75% of this movie are of arguments in the car.. An old Godzilla film has more artistic value (the B/W ones)
I KNOW SOME PEOPLE HAVE DISAGREED WITH MY OPIONS.. PLEASE DON'T WASTE YOUR TIME WITH THIS..
Rising Up: The Story of the Zombie Rights Movement (2009)
Wasted Time
I really hate it when I see someone writing this or that movie was a waste of time... But the producers of this mock documentary did just that.. This isn't up to a High School Arts School project level of quality...
I was hoping for something as thought provoking or entertaining as C.S.A.: The Confederate States of America...
However; I kept watching until the very end hoping it would get better, but alas it was not meant to be... Everyone involved in this production needs to look for work in another industry... They are just not qualified to work in the entertainment field..
Solar Strike (2006)
I agree
The Scifi Channel, does tend show a below par intelligence when making their descions. Purcahsing/creating movies with laughable storyline plots. Their descions to cancel popular shows, and keep lamer less thought out shows, are a continuous mystery to me. Because these same suits oddly are responsible for also making/purchasing great movies and shows like 'Tinman' 'Lexx' and 'Farscape'.
However; when you factor in Scifi Channel is a subsidiary of NBC, all is made clear. NBC isn't know for making a great number of hit shows, itself. There are a limited number, of exceptions, like 'House'.
Yet, As an example of the wisdom of NBC's Board. In a colossal moment of shear stupidity, only rivaled by Coke's 'New Coke' fiasco. They decided they're few hits, give them the right to dictate separate rates for their programs on iTines. Not sure which is the dumber move, going down this path or being too stupid to admit they were wrong in the first place.
But back to topic, do you actually expect to find better programming scripts or show descions by these men... I think this is the best they are able to come up with. Any hits they my have are flukes, explained by the same theory that says a room full of chimpanzees can type out a copy of the Constitution, given enough time.