Change Your Image
Alexander-the-Gr8
Micah-Evigan
(>'o')>
FYC's That I have made:
http://i534.photobucket.com/albums/ee344/micahevigan/FYC-VCB.jpg
Plots I've been working on:
Title: Sorrow
Director: Stephen Daldry (Ideally would be me.)
Lead Actresses: Keira Knightley, Natalie Portman, and Rachel Weisz
Lead Actors: James Franco, James McAvoy, and Colin Farrell.
Supporting Actors: James Garner, Zac Efron
Supporting Actresses: Helen Mirren, Gena Rowlands, Eva Green, and Fionnula Flanagan
Plot: Three half-sisters (they share a father, but have different mothers) deal with grief in their own ways. Miranda Carson (Rachel Weisz) is dealing with infertility while trying to start a family with husband Sean Carson (Colin Farrell). Her inability to conceive and carry a child to full-term is stressing their marrige to the breaking point. Audrey Morgan (Natalie Portman) is struggling to connect with her emotionally distant husband Will (James McAvoy). What she doesn't know is that Will is gay and in love with a co-worker named Jake (Zac Efron). Ava Keller (Keira Knightley) is struggling to overcome a brutal rape she endured. Since the rape, Ava has become distant from her husband Jason (James Franco), and any form of intimacy scares her. Ava resents the friendship that Jason has formed with Lola (Eva Green), a coworker. The three sisters (and their spouses) must go home to their childhood home in London where their father, James Syler (James Garner), is dying and requesting their presense. James is married to his third wife Helena Syler (Helen Mirren), who is the british mother of the youngest daughter Ava. American ex-wive Violet Beaumont (Gena Rowlands) is the mother of Audrey; Irish ex-wife Siobhan 0'Connor (Fionnula Flanagan) is the mother of Miranda. After returning home to care for their dying father, all of the family skeletons are exposed, and threatens to tear apart the lives of the entire family.
------------------- ----------
� Copyright 2005-2008, Micah Evigan.
NOTE: The role of Jason was originally be written with Heath Ledger in mind, but due to his death, the physical appearance was changed to James Franco.
____________________________________________
Funny Joke:
-John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal his mother couldn't help noticing how beautiful John's roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between John and his roommate and this only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between John and the roommate than met the eye.
Reading his mom's thoughts, John volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Julie and I are just roommates."
About a week later, Julie came to John and said, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
John said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll write her a letter just to be sure."
So, he sat down and wrote, "Dear Mother, I'm not saying you 'did' take a gravy ladle from my house, and I'm not saying you 'did not' take a gravy ladle. But, the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner."
Several days later, John received a letter from his mother which read: "Dear Son, I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Julie, and I'm not saying that you 'do not' sleep with Julie. But, the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now.
Love, Mom.
_________________________________________
-A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:
"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."
To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck...he was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!"