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9/10
I can't begin to understand the negativity on this one
18 January 2014
I'm not sure what's to blame for the overwhelmingly negative reception--critical and popular--towards Only God Forgives. It seems too condescending and self-congratulatory to dismiss the critics by saying they "just didn't get it" or to slander audiences with the ADD-generation label. But still, I'm stuck without an explanation as to how such a fantastic (and admittedly challenging) film was so completely trashed by people who really should have known better.

Maybe it was due to Refn's preceding film, Drive, which arguably introduced him to American audiences. (Refn's earlier English release Fear X, which stylistically shares a lot in common with OGF, came and went relatively unheralded, perhaps for many of the same reasons this film was disliked.) While OGF shares the same leading man as Drive, there the similarities between the two end. Maybe critics and audiences expected or wanted a spiritual successor to Drive instead of the spare, smoldering film they got.

Maybe only a few critics were familiar with Refn's earlier films. The average moviegoer can't be expected to have seen Refn's earlier Danish films such as Valhalla Rising, but I have to assume at least some of the professionals were familiar with the director's body of work. If that's so, I can sympathize. As an introduction to Refn's directorial and writing style, VH was admittedly a challenge for me, though I ultimately loved the experience. Like OGF, the on-screen action (one almost wants to call it "movement" instead) unfolds at a surreal, disconcerting, and potentially frustrating pace, and the paucity of dialog and the shocking violence demanded the sometimes confused and frustrated viewer (and I was!) continue watching, putting faith in the director's abilities and intentions.

Or maybe--and I'm just speculating here--something about the substance of OGF repulsed viewers. The film's Bangkok exists as a nightmarish, neon-lit slum cloaked in an almost perpetual night. Violent crime seems not to be extraordinary or particularly shocking to its citizens. The major players are almost exclusively damaged, severely dysfunctional people, and some are outright monstrous. (Come to think of it, I am not sure there is a single shot of a person genuinely smiling throughout the entire thing.) And the violence, while sometimes only implied, is truly brutal. There seems, in my experience, to be a growing and reactionary political mindset/philosophy that rebukes all things remotely violent as unacceptable. I wonder if that's not the case here.

Honestly, I suspect it's a little bit of all of these things. I can see how OGF's oddly deliberate pacing, the director's off-putting style—as a friend well described it, the action seems to be driven by the camera's determined movements, not by dialog or character movement—and the deeply unpleasant and disturbing subject matter could all come together to convince someone they are watching a Bad Movie.

But violence in a film (or, indeed, anything depicted in any work of art) does not imply an acceptance or endorsement of violence on the part of the film or its director. From a professional, competent storyteller, an unpleasant experience can be assumed to be intentionally unpleasant and to serve a purpose. And the idiosyncrasies of a director's personal style can be either pointlessly spurned by the viewer or accepted, if only temporarily, as a part of the intended experience. Confusion and lack of perfect understanding do not have to mean the audience gives up and prematurely passes judgment in exasperated bewilderment. (I imagine some of these critics watching a Tarkovsky film and their heads exploding.) I think that these are all fairly obvious and widely accepted truths when dealing with art.

So I'm back to my original problem: why was OGF overwhelmingly hated by critics and audiences? I have no clear understanding.

But if you watch films for more than just entertainment, if you're comfortable with art even (or especially) when you don't understand it, I'm sure YOU should ignore the negative consensus and give Only God Forgives a try. In my opinion, Refn hasn't directed a single bad film, and I believe Only God Forgives is among his best. Just be prepared for the challenge.
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Nowhere Man (1995–1996)
9/10
Far too good for UPN
30 August 2004
I started watching Nowhere Man, like many people here, because it came on after Star Trek: Voyager, and my interest in the former soon began to eclipse my interest in the latter. I didn't catch every episode (given its obvious quality I assumed I would have ample opportunity to watch it in reruns) but the ones I did see had a huge impact on me and I was lucky enough to see the final episode.

Nowhere Man is the kind of show you need to discuss with other viewers, but I can count on one hand the number of people I've met who remember it and inexplicably none of them cared for it. I was totally nuts for the show when it was on the air but I was much younger at the time. Truthfully, over the years I had worried that it would not live up to my memories.

Finally, Nowhere Man's single season has been released in a great 9-disc DVD set, and after 10 years I've truly enjoyed the chance to rediscover each of the 25 episodes. It's just as good as I remembered (and even better in some cases), with only a few episodes that don't quite measure up to the rest. Bruce Greenwood's performance is incredible. There is literally nobody else who could have made Thomas Veil more human. He makes even the silent moments a fascinating pleasure and basically carries the entire series. That's not to suggest that there aren't great performances from other actors, but Greenwood is the keystone of the show and he handles the weight effortlessly. You don't see acting of this quality on television very often. The writing is consistently solid and smart (though as I mentioned there are some "off" episodes), and Mark Snow (of The X-Files and Millennium fame) provides a wonderfully varied, appropriately moody soundtrack.

The bottom line: if you're a fan of The Prisoner (which strongly influenced the creator of the series) and/or The X-Files, you owe it to yourself to give Nowhere Man a chance. It's hard to believe that a show this good was canceled and it's harder to believe it graced a channel like UPN. At least we got one great season out of it.
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3/10
An honest (but lengthy) reaction to the film !!!Spoilers!!!
27 January 2004
I saw this movie during a Tolkien-themed Interim class during my sophomore year of college. I was seated unfortunately close to the screen and my professor chose me to serve as a whipping boy- everyone else was laughing, but they weren't within constant eyesight.

Let's get it out of the way: the Peter Jackson 'Lord of the Rings' films do owe something to the Bakshi film. In Jackson's version of The Fellowship of the Ring, for instance, the scene in which the Black Riders assault the empty inn beds is almost a complete carbon copy of the scene in Bakshi's film, shot by shot. You could call this plagiarism or homage, depending on your agenda.

I'm sure the similarities don't stop there. I'm not going to do any research to find out what they are, because that would imply I have some mote of respect for this film. I'm sure others have outlined the similarities- look around.

This movie is a complete train wreck in every sense of the metaphor, and many, many people died in the accident. I've decided to list what I can remember in a more or less chronological fashion- If I've left out anything else that offended me it's because I'm completely overwhelmed, confronted with a wealth of failure (and, at high points, mediocrity).

*Due to heavy use of rotoscoping, Gandalf is no longer a gentle, wise wizard but a wildly flailing prophet of doom (whose hat inexplicably changes color once or twice during the course of the film).

*Saruman the White is sometimes referred to as 'Aruman' during the film, without explanation. He wears purple and red for some mysterious reason.

*Sam is flat out hideous. The portrayal of his friendship with Frodo is strangely childlike and unsatisfying. Yes, hobbits are small like children, but they are NOT children.

*Merry and Pippin are never introduced--they simply appear during a scene change with a one-sentence explanation. The film is filled with sloppy editing like this.

*Frodo, Sam, Pippin and Merry are singing merrily as they skip through along the road. One of the hobbits procures a lute at least twice as large as he is from behind his back--which was not visible before--and begins strumming in typical fantasy bard fashion as they all break into "la-la-la"s. AWFUL.

*Aragorn, apparently, is a Native American dressed in an extremely stereotypical fantasy tunic (no pants), complete with huge, square pilgrim belt buckle. He is arguably the worst swordsman in the entire movie--oftentimes he gets one wobbly swing in before being knocked flat on his ass.

*The Black Riders appear more like lepers than menacing instruments of evil. They limp everywhere they go at a painfully slow pace. This is disturbing to be sure, but not frightening.

*The scene before the Black Riders attempt to cross the Ford of Bruinen (in which they stare at Frodo, who is on the other side on horseback) goes on forever, during which time the Riders rear their horses in a vaguely threatening manner and... do nothing else. The scene was probably intended to illustrate Frodo's hallucinatory decline as he succumbs to his wound. It turns out to be more plodding than anything else.

*Gimli the Dwarf is just as tall as Legolas the Elf. He's a DWARF. There is simply no excuse for that. He also looks like a bastardized David the Gnome. It's a crude but accurate description.

*Boromir appears to have pilfered Elmer Fudd's golden Viking armor from that Bugs Bunny opera episode. He looks ridiculous.

*Despite the similarity to Tolkien's illustration, the Balrog is howl inducing and the least-threatening villain in the entire film. It looks like someone wearing pink bedroom slippers, and it's barely taller than Gandalf. "Purists" may prefer this Balrog, but I'll take Jackson's version any day.

*The battle scenes are awkward and embarrassing. Almost none of the characters display any level of competency with their armaments. I'm not asking for action-packed scenes like those in Jackson's film, but they ARE supposed to be fighting.

*Treebeard makes a very short appearance, and I was sorry he bothered to show up at all. Watch the film, you'll see what I mean.

Alright, now for the GOOD parts of the film.

*Some of the voice acting is pretty good. It isn't that Aragorn SOUNDS bad, he just looks kind of like the Jolly Green Giant.

*Galadriel is somewhat interesting in this portrayal; like Tom Bombadil, she seems immune to the Ring's powers of temptation, and her voice actress isn't horrible either.

*Boromir's death isn't as heart wrenching as in Jackson's portrayal of the same scene, but it's still appropriately dramatic (and more true to his death in the book, though I don't believe Jackson made a mistake shooting it the way he did).

*As my professor pointed out (between whispered threats), the orcs (mainly at Helm's Deep, if I'm correct) resemble the war-ravaged corpses of soldiers, a political statement that works pretty well if you realize what's being attempted.

*While this isn't really a positive point about the film, Bakshi can't be blamed for the majority of the failures in this movie, or so I've been told--the project was on a tight budget, and late in its production he lost creative control to some of the higher-ups (who I'm sure hadn't read the books).

Let me be clear: I respect Bakshi for even attempting something of this magnitude. I simply have a hard time believing he was happy with the final product.

Overall, I cannot in any way recommend this blasphemous adaptation of Tolkien's classic trilogy even for laughs, unless you've already read the books and have your own visualizations of the characters, places and events. I'm sure somebody, somewhere, will pick a copy of this up in confusion; if you do, keep an open mind and glean what good you can from it.
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8/10
Suprisingly chilling
29 October 2003
I managed to catch this on an AMC late-night showing as part of the Halloween Monsterfest collection of flims. I was initially only a little more than mildly interested because of the movie's reported influence on the superb Silent Hill videogame series, but the movie drew me in, and I eventually gave my undivided attention to the television set.

I'm honestly glad that I did. What I expected to be (at least) a decent way to kill an hour or two turned out to be a well-acted, disturbing, and psychological horror film. I won't go into detail about the plot (though many people have probably heard about it without seeing it, like I had), but I will say that Rosemary's Baby is a good example of the horror film that doesn't rely on blood and gore to make an impression. I'm not very experienced in the genre of horror cinema, but I would recommend this to anyone who has even a passing interest in horror.

Silent Hill fans will enjoy looking for points of similarity between the film and certain aspects of the game series (that's as specific as I'll be on that point).

In summary: disturbing in a GOOD way- intentionally so- and intelligently crafted. I give it a 4 on a 1-to-5 scale.
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9/10
Light-years beyond what I expected going in
19 October 2003
Before I begin my review, let me establish that I haven't seen every kung-fu movie ever made... in fact, I haven't seen very many at all, but I HAVE seen enough to appreciate this film's many moments of homage. In all honesty, if you've seen 2 good Bruce Lee films (and liked them), and you have a sense of humor, you'll probably love this.

I know this is horrible, but I've only seen three Tarantino films including this one (this is the only one I've seen in it's entirety), and the others (From Dusk Till Dawn, which I loved, and Jackie Brown, which I WOULD have loved if I had seen more of it) were on television and HEAVILY censored. I've been meaning to get around to to the good, uncensored stuff, but I'm a college student without a car, and I'm poor.

Anyway, on to the review (I'm not going to say too much about plot because... well, I want you to go see it :P ).

Wow- this single word serves well in summarizing my reaction. And if that's not sufficient: I had to pee very badly the entire time I was watching this, and I STILL enjoyed it. I went to see this with two of my friends (one of which had already seen it), and and I don't think I've ever looked over to check someone else's reactions as often during a movie (except maybe The Matrix). After leaving the theater it was our sole topic of conversation for at least 10 straight minutes.

This is going to sound terrible cliché, but from the opening scene until the ending, this movie grabs you by the collar and shakes you vigorously. The theater I watched it in had the sound turned up VERY loud, and though it was uncomfortable at times, it ultimately served to enhance the experience. And now, in no particular order:

The sound?- it's great. Every movement on-screen is accompanied by fitting, satisfying, and often hilariously over-the-top sound effects. The soundtrack is phenomenal and varied (with one intentional exception being the music provided by an in-movie band, and it serves the atmosphere well).

The acting?- superb. Everyone involved in this film supplies either convincing, enjoyable, appropriately overblown performances or gratingly cheesy ones (intentionally so and very much in line with the movies that Tarantino is paying homage to). Uma Thurman is excellent as The Bride, and David Carradine is perfectly casted as Bill.

The special effects?- impressive and howl-inducing. I'm not sure I've ever laughed as much at a film (at the right times) as I did watching Kill Bill. Tarantino definitely did the right thing in refusing to use CG or big-budget special effects- this feels very much like a 70's kung-fu flick. The animation parts of the movie are inexplicably appropriate and well done.

The storyline?- simultaneously ridiculous parody and heartfelt homage. As insane as the action is and the characters are, I still found myself getting engrossed in the story. Tarantino's love for the classic movies is palpably evident.

I have to admit it: I was skeptical about this movie. I have very limited exposure to Tarantino films, and the man has such a cult following that I went in guarded and with high expectations, ready to lose the little faith I had in him. Kill Bill did nothing but confirm that faith- Tarantino is immensely talented and intelligent. He obviously in the right business, and he definitely knows what he's doing. He's definitely on my small list of favorites.

One final note: this movie is extremely gory. If you're not used to watching that kind of stuff, you might be turned off by it, but it's presented in such a tongue-in-cheek manner that you can't help but laugh.

Overall rating (from 1 to 5): an enthusiastic five. GO SEE IT!
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8/10
A suprisingly good Hitchcock-esque film
19 October 2003
I've only seen a few French films, but the ones I've seen were very good. Maybe that's because my college acted as a film filter, choosing only remarkable foreign films to air, or maybe it's because it's a lot harder to get a piece-of-sh*t film green-lighted in France than it is here in the U.S. of A. (note: I'm not knocking American cinema by any stretch, but you've got to admit a lot gets released here that wouldn't see a second of screen time in other countries).

Anyway, "With a Friend Like Harry" was one of the good foreign films that the powers that be on campus chose to air, and man, am I glad they did. I'm not going to lie- I had never heard of this movie. I don't hear about many foreign movies as a general rule (unless of course they're sickeningly-sappy romantic comedies or thrillers), and that's deplorable, I know. I'm just happy that fate dropped this one into my lap.

I won't say much about the plot besides that it's strange, creative, and interesting. I saw this film with subtitles (and I don't even know if a dubbed version exists though I hope not), so I guess you could argue that I spent more time reading than I did watching the actors, but I thought everyone involved did a great job. Then film has a definite Hitchcock feel to it, and that's a very good thing in my book.

If you can get your hands on a copy of this (I'm still trying :( ), I would recommend picking it up. It's a weird, intelligent, unsettling, and entertaining movie, and I wish more of us in the States knew about it.
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Deadly Friend (1986)
4/10
The film is horrifying, and not for the right reasons...
12 October 2003
Oh where do I start? I remember catching this on television at some ungodly hour a few years ago. From the beginning it screamed "crappy 80s horror film", but the plot was so strange I couldn't turn it off.

Here's the basic idea (it's been a while, remember...). Paul and his family have just moved to town and he has no friends. That's because he just moved in, but also because he's a child prodigy that spends his time performing brain surgery and building robots.

Paul's only friend is a robot he created named B.B.. By today's standards B.B. is laughably primitive and at the same time impossibly advanced. See, Paul's so intelligent that he bases the brains of his robots on the human mind, so even though B.B. looks like a clunky, cheap, barely-mobile toy from the deepest, darkest part of the 80s, it's highly intelligent.

Anyway, Paul gets picked on at school and is pitied only by a pretty girl named Samantha, who decides to be nice to him, just like in real life. Everything looks good until some bullies try to break B.B. and instead short-circuit him. Paul gets B.B. to run, but something is not quite right with our school bus-yellow, rotund mechanical friend. And then the movie gets REALLY ridiculous.

Paul is forced to dismantle B.B. because of angry neighbors or something. Later, Samantha's abusive father kills her and Paul, devastated by the loss of his young crush, decides that he can reanimate her BY PUTTING B.B.'S MAIN CHIP IN HER HEAD. No power source is required, nothing like theat. Just a trip to the morgue, a little surgery, and Samantha is as good as new. Except for her complete lack of emotion and her odd, mechanical movements. Paul keeps her in his garage because, you know, Samantha's supposed to be dead and everything, but she starts committing acts of revenge against anyone who mistreated Paul, Sam, or the robot itself.

Like the other reviews mention, there are only three good things about this movie:

* The scene in which robo-Samantha decapitates a mean old woman with a basketball (I'm not a big horror fan, but that was too cool and odd to ignore)

*The fact that the role of the mean old woman is played by that mean old woman from Goonies

*Keeping in mind the material she had to work with, Kristy Swanson does a good job

I realize I've summarized most of the plot, but I'm not going to give away the ending... it's too hilariously out there. You just have to see it.

So yeah, Deadly Friend is a silly movie from a decade that gave us a lot of silly movies, but it's a decent way to kill some time, if only for a few scenes (and laughs).

I said there was something horrifying about Deadly Friend, and I wasn't lying, just saving the best for last: the screenplay was written by the same guy who penned the screenplay to JACOB'S LADDER, one of the finest films I have ever seen!
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4/10
A flawed embarrassment of a film... that had potential
3 October 2003
Reading the commentary on this film, I was absolutely blown away by the LACK of negative reviews. I don't know... perhaps seeing this movie on television (as presented by the Sci-Fi Channel, infamous sanctuary of bad films and the even crappier sequels) affected my interpretation. Perhaps watching with my roommate served to skew my interpretation of a brilliant film (he couldn't stop laughing, but neither could I). Perhaps... but I really, really doubt it.

Since other reviewers have written summaries of each of the film's four "stories", I'll just give my impressions. The first story, as others have said, is arguably the weakest. The concept in itself isn't terrible but the execution is poor. The Evil White Cops do a good job of reinforcing the ugly stereotype that most police officers are sadistic racists out to brutalize minorities while hiding behind their badges. Despite this, the story manages to carry a "nothing-new-but-I'll-watch-to-see-what-happens" force... up until the climax. I am not one to dismiss a film because of dated special effects, but what takes place in the final scene looks too ridiculous to take seriously. And keep in mind the full effect was censored on the version I saw. Overall, it's pathetic and predictable.

The second story is much better, owing in no small part to a surprising performance by comedian David Allen Grier that's anything but amusing. The concept behind the story is more creative than that of the previous story, and the climax is interesting if a bit predictable; as others have said, there is a distinct 'Twilight Zone' feel to the entire section. There was very little laughter as I watched this part of the movie.

The laughter soon returned. The third story exploits the unfortunately socially acceptable stereotype of Racist White Southerner with an over-the-top, black-hating politician. I'll say it again: special effects do NOT make a movie, but I almost laughed myself into a blackout. Whereas the second story had a 'Twilight Zone' feel, the third has a spirit more akin to the worst, least self-aware episode of 'Tales From The Crypt' imaginable. Absolutely horrible, howl-inducing stuff.

Finally, the fourth story. I agree with several other reviewers that the fourth story is actually pretty good, especially when considered alongside the others- nothing glaringly wrong here. I won't say anything that might spoil the plot, but I will say that the ending was simultaneously satisfying, unsettling, and unintentionally amusing. I tried to take this section of the movie seriously, but the director made it very difficult, and the ending had on me the same effect as the ending of 'Training Day' (an EXCELLENT film, but as my friend put it, it looked like Denzel was feeling the Holy Spirit).

Oh, and the framing story. Clarence Williams, III is an excellent actor and does a great job with what he's given, but the idea that three (laughably stereotypical) gangbangers looking for their drugs would sit down and listen as a creepy old guy tells them stories- it's ludicrous. Aside from Williams, the acting is terrible, and the God-awful special effects that accompany the final seconds of the movie pretty much destroy any impact that the ending may have otherwise had.

I realize most people will give this a higher score because it attempts something that is conceptually sound and intriguing: horror from a black point-of-view. I can't rate the movie higher than a 4 because it COULD have been great, however.

My advice: if you have about two hours to kill and you want to laugh at a bad-but-not-abysmal movie, 'Tales From The Hood' will not disappoint.
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Silent Hill 2 (2001 Video Game)
10/10
Masterful, disturbing, intelligent, horrifying- a perfect example of the video game as a respectable art form
8 October 2002
I'm constantly frustrated by the ignorance of those who dismiss video games as childish and worthless. I suppose it's not surprised that non-players have unfavorable views about them- many are unoriginal, pointlessly graphic, incompetently written, and poorly designed. I might point out that an extreme variation in quality is also present in cinema, though I doubt that many will disagree that cinema is a legitimate art form. The video game is a fledgling medium that has yet to solidify a position of respect (and let me say, not without reason considering the quality of most titles). I don't know if that will happen within my lifetime, but games like Silent Hill 2 make me confident that it WILL happen.

As a fan of the Resident Evil series, I was ready to rip this "pathetic copycat" title (the original SH) to shreds. That changed swiftly after I played it. I love the RE games, but they take a definite back seat--in every category--to Konami's survival/horror masterpiece. And when the time came, I was doubtful that Konami could pull off a sequel of equal or remote quality to the first game, but I was proved wrong.

Everything about Silent Hill 2 is excellent--the graphics, the voice acting (I'd like to hear these newcomers in other roles), a musical score which rivals--and shames--many film soundtracks, the writing (considering it's been translated by the industry that gave us "the master of unlocking", it's very well done), the design--the list continues. Others may tell you that the SH games have poor story lines, but this is likely because they expected mindless fun. To enjoy the series the player must be willing to participate, in thought as well as action.

Many people--especially parents, I'm sure--will be turned off by the edgy content in Silent Hill 2 and will subsequently dismiss it as valueless. Yes, there's blood is spilled; yes, there are disturbing images; yes, (in Silent Hill 2) there are strong sexual overtones; and yes, this would be a poor choice for the less mature or easily frightened; but ALL of it is essential in the creation of atmosphere, emotion, and storyline- in short, the entire experience. This is a cerebral, mature series--I doubt that younger children would get anything out of the game, save confusion and nightmares. But it's important to point out that this is NOT about blood and gore--it's about character. This is by far the most character-driven (non-RPG) series I've experienced.

Not too long ago I was discussing video games with a professor of mine, an intelligent person whose opinion I respect and value. I was surprised that she was somewhat familiar with the Resident Evil titles and even more surprised that she knew anything of the Silent Hill series. I had to agree that with her statement that the RE story lines are derivative--the concept is nothing original and the dialog has always been a weak point for the series--but I was shocked when she dismissed SH just as readily. I'm convinced she either knows nothing at all about the Silent Hill games (has likely never played them, not to mention completed them--is it not incredibly presumptuous to judge a book after reading only a few chapters?) or that she looks down upon video games in general. She wouldn't be the first person.

My frustration with such people is outweighed only by regret, that the artists behind these creations are not receiving the respect they deserve.

On the off chance that you're reading this, professor, you were wrong.
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