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Jingle Jangle: A Christmas Journey (2020)
Disappointing
I had high hopes for this film. The trailers certainly gave the impression of it been a good film. Sadly that wasn't the case!.
Although the special effects and set are spectacular the story/plot doesn't make much sense?
Pointless dance scenes and bursts of song don't add any clarity to the story Instead they squander time which could be spent developing at the very least likeable characters. Likeable characters are in short supply in this film but obnoxious ones aren't. I realise Forest Whittaker is a bit of a dry actor but in this he was devoid of oxygen.
Not even my children enjoyed it.
Departure (2019)
Bloody Awful
I had a lot of interest in the story at first but that soon disappeared by the third Episode. It went from plausible to ridiculous very quickly as the plot meanders around without an clear direction. Although there's some good actors in it they never seem to get enough screen time to improve the drama.
In my opinion they spent all their money on the set and not enough plot.
Rambo: Last Blood (2019)
Disappointed!!. Rambo this is not!
I had real high hopes for this film, I thought it's the last Rambo so it's going to be epic?. Sadly no!..
Although it stars Stallone and it carries the title Rambo a Rambo film it isn't.
Yes there was the big standoff but that's it. It may as been called Rambo tries to save his adopted daughter!. I expected the a fully armed special forces "best of the best" mission from the shadows. Instead it's gun and knife walking in plain sight old man getting his arsed kicked because he was just an old man!. Not too mention his mission failed to rescue his daughter and for some reason the "bad guys" crossed into American to exact revenge it makes no sense.
Utterly crap movie. Let's hope there's a Rambo the last of the forgotten solider film where we see true RAMBO.
Good Boys (2019)
Bad language throughout
Now I'm no angel! I have done my fair share of cursing (non black magic kind) over the years.. But the over use of the Fbomb and sexual innuendos from children at home and at school grows very irritating very quickly.
Laughing at children using such profanity isn't entertaining at all!.
Age of the Living Dead (2018)
Bloody awful
Loving vampire films I thought I'd give this a watch. It didn't take long to realise this isn't going to be a good one! Firstly the acting, if you can call it that was well below par especially the scenes around the elders table they were just bad. There was some attempts at acting but I don't know if it was bad scripting or terrible sound management as they all seemed flat and emotionless ?!. Secondly the story it was vague to say the least in fact I'm not sure what the story was? The plot itself was devoid of direction so I wasn't able to understand the story at all. Thirdly the effects, guns that keep shooting bullets without reloading, Bad CGI of any impacts of bullets and muzzle flashes that stopped despite the user still gesturing with his gun as though he were still firing. Any vamp biting was hidden so they didn't have to show any actual dripping of blood even when actors were getting bit they were so far away from the neck they may well have been receiving a BJ!.
I won't be recommending anyone to this movie.
Hellboy (2019)
Bloody Awful! Save you money and Bandwidth.
I had high hope for this film with the likes of Resident evils Milla Jovovich in the cast. Sadly I was very disappointed with her performance! I can only conclude they didn't budget for a decent writer or producer!. I did notice several Eastenders cast members which did nothing for the story, why you would remake a good film fill it with c grade actors, awful CGI, and pointless dialogue is beyond me?!. They really shouldn't have bothered!.
Raccoon Valley (2018)
No "acting" at all'!
I expected a deadly outbreak film with nerve raking action and suspense! It didn't deliver at all. There was no acting in this film, just a sequence of closeup shots of her face which was devoid of any feeling or expression. This film was truly DULL! Nothing happened! It might have been better a documentary for all that happened.
The First Purge (2018)
Terrible movie don't waste your time!!!.
A disgusting display of racial bias! Lazy writers falling back on a done to death story of racial tensions. I'm surprised they managed to get any black actors to star in this crap!.