surfer-lancealot Reviews

Hachi: A Dog's Tale (2009)

Extremely Emotional

[10/10 · 2 February 2010]

Well what can i say. I'm a guy i don't cry about movies i know its fake but i gotta say this one caught me by surprise even tho id watched the trailer and read a few reviews already. by the end of the movie i was in tears absolutely broken down crying my eyes out. and saying that i probably haven't shed a tear in about 8 years for anything but i love dogs and this is the most amazing story I've ever seen this is probably the best movie I've seen in about 10 years and i have seen almost everything.

as u can prob tell i would advise everyone to see this and stop and think for a moment if we all cared for each other like we know we should like this movie teaches us wouldn't the world be a better place?

Scourge (2008)

really bad movie but interesting

[4/10 · 26 November 2008]

well usually don't watch b-rate movies but the name interested me.... so here i am watching this epic fail and i just thought i would lay down a comment... while the movie was entertaining and interesting its all been done before however this has a particularly weak dialogue and storyline and the acting was terrible.... however i blame the script not the actors.... The cinematography wasn't bad and the graphic effect of the "monster" wasn't bad either (for a b movie).... I have seen a lot worse movies if u have nothing else to do then maybe give this a look but otherwise give it a miss... i got the movie from start to finnish but further dialogue to explain the situation in more detail would have made the movie better.... well don't want to add any spoilers but a better explanation or more of the churches involvement would have been prudent... as the movie does start with a church... idk my thoughts yes no maybe... gave it 4 because it wasn't a total fail but if you are reading this don't bother....

Disaster Movie (2008)

New Movie Name "Epic Fail"

[1/10 · 16 September 2008]

Well of all the spoofs I've ever seen this has to be the worst.... ill give meet the Spartans or w/e a better rating than this and that was total rubbish....

Acting was terrible so many obvious mistakes low budget rubbish... Just a few words i can use without getting kicked off the site for profane language.... This isn't even worth sleeping through....

Scary movie wasn't bad now that was a funny spoof... but after that they just went downhill.... I mean a lot of ppl will go to see this cos they like spoofs but i don't think i laughed once this whole movie... Total waste of time in fact.... I didn't even finish watching this movie it was so bad started playing with my phone....

Don't watch this rubbish you would have to be totally retarded to even think about watching this... Well i got to be honest the title fits disaster movie cos its a complete disaster hence "Epic Fail"....

Id really like to get hold of the writer/s, director, producer/s and just give them all a slap to the face for this movie..... I mean come on i like a good spoof but from this pond scum dirt worm of a movie I'm never gonna watch another one.... stop reading this review its a waste of time... in fact I'm gonna stop writing now....