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Fractured (2019)
If Shutter Island was a bad movie
A psychological thriller that needed therapy. Predictability overtakes the mystery and by the end you're not very surprised. More twists than a bag of Twizzlers. M Night Shyamalan would get dizzy watching the plot twists. Some gross overreacting from minor support characters.
Breach (2020)
Alien by way of Pitch Black and Bruce Willis
I'm space no one can hear you facepalm. Effort was made for a good story but it fell rather short. The cadre of the ship is hard edged and rough cut in spite of being in charge of a transport vessel loaded only with people in some form of cryo sleep. A bulk of the crew is awake and active for a majority of the voyage, costing resources that are apparently in short supply to begin with. Some unseen entity starts wreaking havoc and the body count mounts. The first casualty comes after one of the crew drinks beer from a bottle something crawled into and he promptly explodes. Whatever it was is now larger and takes over another crew member, sending him on a killing spree. Bruce Willis stars as Bruce Willis. He saved Nakatomi Tower from terrorists and he saved the earth from a giant meteor, but he couldn't save this sinking boat.
Lizzie (2012)
My life is 93 minutes shorter
93 minutes. 6045 heartbeats. 325.5 breaths. All these moments are forever lost in time. My IQ is down by 37%. It all comes down to a hideous retelling of some aspect of the Lizzie Borden tale, except this time someone gets squirted by Gary Busey. Yeah, do the math there. Busey's performance was dull and weak compared to his brilliant acting in "Wild in the Streets" (1968, http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0063808/?ref_=nm_flmg_act_163 ), which says a lot about the direction in this botched aneurysm of a movie. Sean Flynn is turning in his grave, as it seems pretty insulting that this production was dedicated to his memory. Perhaps he had amnesia. I would have enjoyed watching C-SPAN over this tripe. Spare yourself some torment and skip this movie, it's too late for me...