poxy65 Reviews

Sleepover (2004)

Bahahahaha!

[13 July 2004]

For people who want to laugh AT a movie, this is for you. If you are part of the demographic this movie is aimed for, you may enjoy it, or you may be bored; I really have no clue. But for those of you who enjoy laughing at cheesy horror films and such, there comes no stupider than this. It's hard for me to say that and sound like I'm actually praising the film but I am. Young girls may like it, or may dislike it. If they've outgrown the ludicrous ideals this movie pushes maybe they'll find it bored. 12 year olds are watching "Dazed and Confused" and these days. Most older folks will ignore this title, dismissing it as kids stuff. But for those with a twisted, perhaps stunted sense of humor, like me, you will LAUGH YOUR BEHIND OFF. The slow motion, the dialogue, the music. So perfect.

No cheesy horror movie could make me laugh more than "Sleepover". When this movie hits the bargain bin (in roughly two weeks, I'd guess) It's mine.

The Matrix Reloaded (2003)

Good Flick.

[15 May 2003]

I do say...The Matrix sequel is receiving an ungodly amount of praise. Personally, I don't see how it can measure up to the original. While visually it may have surpassed just about any film ever made, the appeal has faded by now. Come on, you people have seen so much eye candy in movies that the cinematogrophy alone shouldn't wow you this much. Maybe it's just me, but the slow parts of the film were tedious. The first Matrix wasn't boring because it harbored a sense of mystery and intrigue that this film didn't have. Granted, this film had great moments, and overall, it is a fine film. But I just had to step in and drop an emphatic "Relax". If we put this film on too high a pedestal it's going to sparkle and fade faster than you can say "r". Or any monosyllabic word. And that's fast.

Snow Day (2000)

This movie is not just for Kids.

[14 December 2002]

I hate to see people meticulously pine over the details of this marvelous film as if it were "The Last Temptation of Christ". It's a simple film with heart and hilarity. This film features some of the funniest children actors I've ever seen. It's painfully corny, yes, but a the same time it makes you laugh out loud and feel the characters. Watch this movie. It's pure hilarity and fun.