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Target (2004)
this was so bad that it's almost funny
One of the worst movies I've ever seen. When I was trying to watch this I had flu and i was pretty open minded for any brainless entertainment. Unfortunately this was too much. How, so many totally ungifted actors can be in one movie? This movie makes porn look like European art-movie. Cast just speaks out their lines without any emotions; special thanks to Charlie Snows (Baldwin) soon-to-be-ex-wife who talks about her divorce like the rest of us talk about the weather. Just horrible (and funny).
With lots of booze and friends this might just make it as a background entertainment and few laughs, just like Ed Wood-movies. The plot is a joke and soundtrack straight from some cheeky soap-opera.
Hopefully nobody paid to see this movie.
Deep Impact (1998)
All the things that are wrong in hollywood and in america in general are shown in this movie.
well, this is one of the worst movies ever made. Cheeky, stupid and corny. The plot is totally unbelievable and stupid. The joke about monkeys writing scripts must be true. All the things that are wrong in Hollywood and in America in general are shown in this movie. Funny that so respectable actors as Freeman and Duvall could sign for something this stupid. Awful.
The Bourne Identity (2002)
better than bond
Mr Bourne is highly trained agent suffering from amnesia, trying to find out about his past, but everybody wants to kill him. The Bourne identity is the coolest agent/spy movie ever. James Bond was a p####y. This is like Mies vailla menneisyytta (man without a past) with some attitude.