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Bad Boys (1983)
I Look at This as a Sequel to Fast Times at Ridgement High (1982).
I look at this as a sequel to Fast Times at Ridgement High(1982). Jeff Spicoluoi has graduated from high school. Jennifer Jason Leigh is nowhere to be seen, Mr. Hand is dead, and Judge Reinhold is trapped inside Fred Savage's little preteen body. Jeff Spicoluoi has been kicked out of his parents' house for not having a job, the mean, tough, rough, wrong kind of love from any parent to any son or daughter, whether we as a son and daughter are adopted, a stepson or stepdaughter, or a real son and daughter belonging to real parents, a real Daddy and Mommy, Dad and Mom, Pa and Ma, Pops and Momma, WRONG! Wrong, wrong what I just said before. With no money to buy the stuff he was seen smoking in Fast Times at Ridgement High(1982), that stuff he was seen smoking was called pot, his dreams of being a star surfer go away, the dreams of being a star surfer go up in smoke, there's no more dreams of being a star surfer for Jeff Spicoluoi, because Jeff Spicoluoi does not have the smoking stuff to smoke out of his mouth, what we all as people like to call pot, the stuff that people smoke, because Jeff Spicoluoi is not alone. Everyone here on this world and planet here we call Earth smokes pot. That's why in Fast Times at Ridgement High(1982), in the movie we saw, Spicoluoi was a star surfer, Jeff Spicoluoi was smoking pot. Jeff Spicoluoi in this movie here I'm writing about on the computer, Bad Boys(1983), Jeff Spicoluoi has no pot, so he turns to and does bad stuff, because Jeff Spicoluoi does not have pot, Jeff Spicoluoi turns to and does crime. Jeff Spicoluoi gets tossed in jail because of crime, and Jeff Spicoluoi keeps pulling the punches, like another Irish guy in another movie, Jimmy Cagney in White Heat(1949). Jeff Spicoluoi gets out of jail, marries and divorces Madonna, works for the LAPD, and wins a couple of Oscars. A regret free life for Mr. Jeff Spicoluoi.
Star 80 (1983)
You Will Kill to Protect the Thing You Love Most.
The whole message of this movie is that you will kill to protect the thing you love most. Noah Baumbach and Jennifer Jason Leigh? It makes me wonder if that cocaine - laced achohol drink mickey my maternal Uncle Billy Hagood slipped Mommy had something to do with my existence. Back to movie. Eric Roberts kills Dorothy Straten because he can't have the thing he loves most, his life in the form of Dorothy Straten, carry on in the world of the rich people elite, Hollywood, Playboy Magazine, sports, and any form of record label music, without him. Eric Roberts, as an actor in this movie, is obivously anti-semitic,(like me, outside of writing this, this is not an act, I honestly am), and has low self-esteem, again, as an actor in this movie, as seen with the scene in this movie with the African-American woman. Eric Roberts poisons himself with a lethal overdose of love, dying in this mortal world of ours as an actor in this movie. Will Eric Roberts as an actor in this movie, after death as an actor in this movie, go to Yaweh's Heavenly Kingdom or Lucifer's Hell? Only Yaweh knows. It is not for us mortals to judge any mortal, whether in a movie, a play, a book, music, or in our true selves as mortals in this world we call Earth. Only Yaweh.
Night of the Living Dead (1968)
They're coming to get you, whoever reads this.
I remember reading film critic Roger Ebert's review in the Chicago Sun-Times newspaper(not on the internet,bought from book store) of Gamera(1997),where he said something to the effect of I quote "that with movies like Gamera, we go away for awhile and then we come back." end of quote.(It's a small world Roger, if your reading this,this author is guy who collects retard checks,Roger knows who that is,readers of this.)That happened to me with this. I discovered it through the no longer seen late night(we're talking 12AM to 4AM) television show Night Flight(It ran from 1981 to 1991.)Night Flight was a cool show(Bring it back, USA TV, the home of WWE Raw.Night Flight ran there before from 1981 to 1991.)Late nights now on USA,readers of this, is boring.When Night Flight was on USA, every Friday and Saturday, at 12AM to 4AM, USA was cool that place, now Fridays and Saturdays at 12AM to 4AM, is boring, so we all change the channel.Whether the old 1981 to 1991 Night Flight is public domain,where any DVD can release it, or one person has cool Night Flight, but not put on DVD, put cool Night Flight on DVD,just like M.A.S.H..I'm going to say Night of the Living Dead again.Night of the Living Dead is cool scary real movie.I watched Night of the Living Dead first,went away to all the cool Friday the 13th movies, and came back to Night of the Living Dead.This cool real scary movie is like Wagner, an old, cool Germany dude who told us all opera.Again,it's a small world.Russ Streiner cool dude who made everyone watch this,this S.O.B. sent you the Xmas card.If your interested in a third remake, after Flesheater(1988) and Night of the Living Dead(1990),you know who to go to.What? There's another one? I'm sorry, I don't see it.Lastly,it's a small world again.Jennifer Jason Leigh,if your reading this,this is the Freddy Krueger dude who sent the Xmas card and the letter.If you want to executive produce it,you know who to go to.
Power Rangers in Space (1998)
Disney, get off your butt and release this on DVD already !
I fell in love with this show and Melody Perkins when they both premiered back in 1998. The first time I gazed upon Melody Perkins, I fell in love with this woman. That hair, those eyes, that nose, the breasts, the hips, the butt, the legs. Wowza! If this woman turns lesbian, humanity is doomed. We'll all on this miserable little planet be spared some beautiful children out of her. With the right man. I'm anti-semitic. I know, I live in a small hick town in America that nobody's heard of and I'm anti-semitic. You all reading this might think me a redneck and you're right. I'm not alone. There are millions of white men who will never set foot in Hollywood, yet one Jewish actress, like a Jennifer Jason Leigh, catches their eye. Reminds you of Ralph Feinnes in Schindler's List, huh? If Melody's Jewish, I'm down. I simply can't love another woman on God's green Earth. I know I'll die an old man without getting some, but I speak the truth. Back to the show. The Power Rangers have a bunch of adventures in outer space. Their arch-enemies are Astronema and Ecliptor, who work for a metaphor of Satan in the form of Dark Spector. A conflict arises. Astronema and Ecliptor disobey Dark Spector, who has his other henchman Darkonda torture them with a spiked spinning tool,converting and brainwashing them both. Now with circuity on the sides of their faces, the now obediant Astronema and Ecliptor unleash the Power Ranger clones The Psycho Rangers on the heroes of this show. I'm not to going to say any more. I don't want to spoil the fun for those who haven't seen it. The show turns up once in a blue moon on Toon Disney. Check the listings for TV. Disney, get off your butt and release this on DVD(they own the rights), before DVD goes the way of Beta, VHS, and the 8 track tape. Otherwise, we the fans will be in we want this on homeownership so anytime we can watch it hell. Adam West's Batman, anyone? Back to Melody Perkins. Melody, if your reading this, I sent my address and phone number to you in the mail thru your talent agency. Will you marry me?