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Mock the Week (2005)
LAUGH OUT LOUD!!! (possible spoilers)
hotdoggrandpa_182, you don't know what the hell you're talking about, you prick. Mock the Week is probably the best panel game show that I have ever seen. There is simply nothing dire about it at all. Anybody who does not at all like the show is a pussy, has low standards of comedy and needs to learn to laugh. All of the comedians are very funny and entertaining. The stand-up challenges such as "Scenes We'd Like To See"(my personal favourite) are spectacular.
Dara O'Briain is a wonderful host. Frankie Boyle is simply a joke ace. Hugh Dennis is a master impressionist. Russell Howard is the brightest comedian all around. Andy Parsons is the best satirist on TV. David Mitchell and Ed Byrne also make regular guest appearances.
It never fails to deliver a smile on my lips or make me laugh out loud. Also, the guests are not the same each week. There is a variety of comics adding their own flavour and style making MTW an incredibly superb and unique show. That way we can see things from loads of other people's different views. Contestants get points for being funny. They take this weeks news and spin it around to make it much more funny and lighthearted.
Bottom Line: Sit back, relax and laugh your arse of. I do all the time! That's my review guys! See you!
Barney & Friends (1992)
How To Make Your Kids Dumb! - Skip It, You,ll Be Glad You Did!!
Barney and Friends is probably the worst kids show that I have ever seen. It teaches kids nothing, the songs are corny, it is not educational and the characters are just plain agitating. I am not one to disagree with those who hate the show. Honestly, I have seen more negative than positive reviews for this show. 75% of the reviews are negative and there are some really mature people. This show contains no educational value or age-appropriate educational material whatsoever. More reasons why I dislike this show is because of the crappy plots, cheesy dialogue, horrid special effects and the abysmal story lines. Besides, it says that you should eat junk food if you are sad and that strangers are your friends. Saying that is a "model of what preschool television should be",as expressed by Yale researchers Dorothy and Jerome Singer, is a load of crap. They don't know what they're talking about. I would never recommend Barney to anyone. Te reason why some kids keep crying for or get addicted to junk is because of this show poisoning the minds of children everywhere. For people(parents/children) who seek real preschool mater, switch over to Nick Jr. and watch "Super Why!" instead. It's far more better than this turd and Five TV once had the nerve to put it on "milkshake" but thankfully took it off. I highly advise everyone to keep far away from this show as possible. Parents, I highly advise you to keep your kids as far away from this show as possible. They'll thank you later.
BOTTOM LINE: Don't Bother Wasting Your Valuable Time With This Stupid Show. It's Utter Garbage. -10000000000000/10. Grade: Z. Avoid Like The Plague!
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Are We Done Yet? (2007)
What The Hell Was That?!
AWDY is by far the worst movie I have ever seen. There is no plot, the jokes are not funny, the scripts are dull and the acting is brainless. I mean, come on, "retarded" is not a strong enough word to describe the tripe and do its justice but that the film was way beyond retarded. It is not at all capable of being enjoyed.
Nick is just a vein loser. Chuck is a psychopathic moron real-estate-guy/contractor/baby-whisperer/city inspector/mid-wife who sold Nick a piece-of-trash house and he knew that there were problems. Suzanne is the unsupportive and annoying housewife who bonds with her contractor than her husband. The kids were unruly obnoxious rude disrespectful sassy spoilt brats. Another reason why I detest this show is because the kids' misbehaviours go unpunished and undealt with. If I were their father I'd really teach them a lesson or two. Another reason why this show spells "trash" is that Chuck Mitchell, Jr., who sold The Persons the rubbish house, is a juvenile delinquent who destroys the house and rips it to pieces and that is supposed to be funny?!! GET REAL! It is a disgrace and most painful!
It is simply not funny neither is it worth watching. I can't stand it anymore. I simply advise EVERYONE to stay away from this tripe. It is the worst film in decades. It'll hurt your eyes so bad, you'll probably go blind! Ice Cube is not funny.
If you seek real humor then go watch WALL-E instead. It is much funnier than this garbage.
big fat -75/10 Grade: Z
So for your sake and mine ignore all the positive reviews for this trash and believe all the negative hype.(The people with the negative reviews DO know what they are talking about while the people with the positive reviews DON'T.
BOTTOM LINE: Don't bother wasting your time with this retarded slab of garbage called "AWDY?". It was utterly stupid and unfunny! It was just as bad as "AWTY?". It really sucked!
Ed, Edd n Eddy (1999)
Utter Crap Without A Doubt!!!
I'm going to be honest here. Ed, Edd N Eddy is absolutely positively the worst and stupidest cartoon that I have seen in my entire life which is a very big disappointment and embarrassment because truly I love cartoons. This show is not funny, the script is dull and the characters are appalling. Plus, I would like to have a chat with those morons who claim to enjoy this steaming pile of cow dung called "Ed, Edd N Eddy" in order to get some sense into their empty skulls (Grow Up, You Imbeciles!) and I agree with all of those more sensible people who never This show is horrible and it really ticked me off. Honest To Goodness, I never understood any of the good reviews this trash had received. I have watched better cartoons than this garbage such as "The Batman" or "Legion Of Super-Heroes". You should be watching those kinds of shows instead.
It Stinks! The colours are out of place and the animation is poor. The story lines are painful, pointless and embarrassing. It shows no specific theme whatsoever. It doesn't rock neither rule, it lacks entertainment, it is disgraceful as well as poisonous and it should be cancelled immediately.
Plus I'd like to talk to the idiot who created it in the first place. Boo, Antonucci! You have given the cartoon industry a VERY BAD name! Back to the old drawing board for you, MATEY!
And to the people with the "Dorks!!! (I'm not talking about the TV show; I'm talking about you!)" and "Critics, take a hike! This show is good at least in originality!," comment, GET A GRIP, you dunces! YOU are the dork for failing to understand the horrible message this show is trying to send to children around the world.
I have watched this show a number of time and have not yet even snickered. Instead I have stared confused in a non-laughing silence and even Cartoon Network has the nerve to air it.
What else I dislike about this show is the characters. Ed is just a degenerate filthy moron, Edd is just a talkative nuisance and Eddy is just an ugly grumpy vain loser. Plus Kevin is a jerk with a trademark "Dorks" which is very lame. Sarah is a spoilt brat with an ill-temper, Jimmy is a coward and Johnny is a freak.
If I could give this show a big fat 0/10 or a grade f- then I would do just that. This is a cartoon for none and it is beyond brainless, poisonous, harmful and I'd never recommend it. I hate this show it is in my top 10 worst shows category because it is just plain dumb and very indecent. When EEnE is gone then I shall be a very happy chap because there will be something even better to watch instead. Just watch two episodes and you'll agree. Plus another thing about Sarah: she is a psychopath demoness who should be locked up in the asylum for the sake of all humanity. Anything is better than this lame joke called "EEnE". Another thing that I really detest about this show is that there are never any adults around and there are just kids as well as the fact that they never go anywhere besides the Cul-De-Sac. Saying that it is the "Best Show On Cartoon Network" is a load of horse-crap.
Why On Earth Do People Like This Show?! I really really hope with all of my might that the remaining at the moment is all this show'll ever get. And then we shall finally speak no more about it and hopefully over the decades it shall be forgotten once and for all.
Please, do not be offended by any of this. This is IMDb not "H8 Mail". I have by no means lost any faith in the cartoon industries though.
WHAT TO DO WHEN THE SHOW IS ON: 1. Change The Channel OR 2. Turn Off The Television
Bottom Line: Please, Don't Ever Bother With This Drivel. It Sucks So Bad And Is Utterly Boring!