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Carnivore (2000)
THIS FILM ROCKS!!
Carnivore is awesome! Viscious, flesh ripping creature. Stupid teenagers looking for love in all the wrong places. And a creepy house to give this sucker some charm. The acting is very bad, but it's still a lot of fun to watch anyway. This film gives a whole new meaning to the word "cheesy." The psychotic government agent is a hoot! The moron cops are fun as well. I can't really say I feel sorry for any of the victims in this film, because they are all so darn annoying. The chicks look like bimbo's, and you do see boobies. This of course is just part of the fun. Well heck, you should just check it out for yourself. I give this baby a 10 for being somewhat original and really cheesy!! HAVE FUN!!
The Terror Within II (1990)
STINKS JUST LIKE PART ONE!!
Wow! The second one is just as stinky as the first entry. I really hope we don't see a third part. I caught this one on late night cable. I didn't really want to watch, but I didn't feel like watching infomercials about back hair removal. Although it may have been more appealing in the long run. Man it's sad that film had to be wasted twice on the Terror Within and Terror Within 2. Our government wants to root out evil, HEY, how about going after these film makers next!! Wake up and smell the coffee. These films SUCK BAD!! The acting, if you can call it that, is really horrible. Matter of fact it's scarier than the stupid mutant. I know people who make movies say that those who can't do, become critics...I know first hand. I made my own rotten horror film in the 1980's. It sucked as well. But not as bad as this!! Be smart. Pass this crap up! I would give it a big fat ZERO!! But 1 was the lowest. So a 1 it is!
The Terror Within (1989)
WORTHLESS GARBAGE...DON'T BOTHER
Man this thing stinks bad! I don't think I've ever seen a worse piece of garbage in my life. I love B grade horror films, but this stinker takes it to a new low. Acting stinks. Script stinks. Effects stink. I don't think this film has one good thing about it. Maybe the relief of seeing the closing credits is about it! And to top it off...they made a part two! Pass this thing up if you see it on the rental shelf. My friend didn't, and we really paid dearly for it! Time wasted that I'll never get back. I do believe tweezing my own nose hairs would be more fun. Well thats it. Be warned! THIS THING SUCKS!!! 1 out of 10 rating.
Track of the Moon Beast (1976)
PERFECT FOR THE DRIVE-IN
I remember seeing this little beauty at the Ranch Drive-In back in 1977. I believe it was the late late show that weekend. The hot babe in the short shorts always stuck out in my mind. This girl alone was worth the price of admission. Track of the Moon Beast is your typical 1970's mutant monster flick. Not bad, but not good either. Definate cheese to say the least. The creature is cool. The acting lame. But that is what B movies are all about. I do recommend this one. I won't give anything away, just in case someone reads this who hasn't seen it. This flick is available on DVD! I got my copy as part of a triple feature. Track Of The Moon Beast, Snowbeast, and Creature. All three cheesy classics on one DVD. And for the low price of $8.99! What a deal. So pop up some corn and have a good time! I gave this one 8 out of 10.